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Old 2006-03-09
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Going off my memory- which has forgotten "Most" of the bad at ERAC

Steve Lawrence- Absolute total ridiculous Putz. You could not cut it on the outside, and from what I saw you cannot cut it there either. Pray that you will always have a job. And remember, you are married to more than Enterprise, keep your little pecker in your pants, we dont want to see it.. Can you say Bobbit? Cant wait to read about that in the Seattle Times in years to come. Ha HA!

L. Fontaine- A lot of qualities you can emulate in the business world- but overall for what we were subjected to in order to line his pockets- Can you say Enron scandal.

Peter B. The man, loved that guy

Raquel- Ditto

Jimmy Smart- Too smart to work at ERAC- Will definitely succeed somewhere else.

Eddie B. Love you man, soul soul brother..

Antonio AZ- Miss you buddy, class!

Matty M. Funny as fcuk SeaHawks!

Steve Glass- Freaking Fat Mother fucking retard. Dude, that job you were supposed to get where they were offering you a fat salary- complete and utter bullshit. Nobody respect this slavenly moron. You will never respect yourself for the rest of your own natural life.

K.K. You think you are too cool. You are nice at heart, but simmer buddy, you are not that important at ERAC..

Audrey- Class

Patrick- Awesome, but get the hell out while you are still young. Too much talent to be there. You are worth so much more on the open market and to you and all others, become a free agent as soon as possible.

Rankin- You still there? Class..

hannah- have you blown up to your full fatitude yet.. Quoted from Duce Bigalw on her future physical prospects, "That's a huuuuge bitch..." In more ways then one.....


4516- You are totally retarded and that goes for MIA as well.

Quan Duc DANG! - You the man. Stay real, and get the hell out of there.

Thats all I can think of for people that I remember working there. Stay tuned, more may come back to me...
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Originally Posted by 180 Roller Fly Paper
Going off my memory- which has forgotten "Most" of the bad at ERAC

Steve Lawrence- Absolute total ridiculous Putz. You could not cut it on the outside, and from what I saw you cannot cut it there either. Pray that you will always have a job. And remember, you are married to more than Enterprise, keep your little pecker in your pants, we dont want to see it.. Can you say Bobbit? Cant wait to read about that in the Seattle Times in years to come. Ha HA!

L. Fontaine- A lot of qualities you can emulate in the business world- but overall for what we were subjected to in order to line his pockets- Can you say Enron scandal.

Peter B. The man, loved that guy

Raquel- Ditto

Jimmy Smart- Too smart to work at ERAC- Will definitely succeed somewhere else.

Eddie B. Love you man, soul soul brother..

Antonio AZ- Miss you buddy, class!

Matty M. Funny as fcuk SeaHawks!

Steve Glass- Freaking Fat Mother fucking retard. Dude, that job you were supposed to get where they were offering you a fat salary- complete and utter bullshit. Nobody respect this slavenly moron. You will never respect yourself for the rest of your own natural life.

K.K. You think you are too cool. You are nice at heart, but simmer buddy, you are not that important at ERAC..

Audrey- Class

Patrick- Awesome, but get the hell out while you are still young. Too much talent to be there. You are worth so much more on the open market and to you and all others, become a free agent as soon as possible.

Rankin- You still there? Class..

hannah- have you blown up to your full fatitude yet.. Quoted from Duce Bigalw on her future physical prospects, "That's a huuuuge bitch..." In more ways then one.....


4516- You are totally retarded and that goes for MIA as well.

Quan Duc DANG! - You the man. Stay real, and get the hell out of there.

Thats all I can think of for people that I remember working there. Stay tuned, more may come back to me...
Very unique view you offer us here. Lawrence is horrible, Larry is a tool, and Rankin is everybodys darling. Do you have more people you know about? Oh btw, 4516 sucks big time
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Old 2006-06-30
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Originally Posted by 180 Roller Fly Paper
Going off my memory- which has forgotten "Most" of the bad at ERAC

Steve Lawrence- Absolute total ridiculous Putz. You could not cut it on the outside, and from what I saw you cannot cut it there either. Pray that you will always have a job. And remember, you are married to more than Enterprise, keep your little pecker in your pants, we dont want to see it.. Can you say Bobbit? Cant wait to read about that in the Seattle Times in years to come. Ha HA!

L. Fontaine- A lot of qualities you can emulate in the business world- but overall for what we were subjected to in order to line his pockets- Can you say Enron scandal.

Peter B. The man, loved that guy

Raquel- Ditto

Jimmy Smart- Too smart to work at ERAC- Will definitely succeed somewhere else.

Eddie B. Love you man, soul soul brother..

Antonio AZ- Miss you buddy, class!

Matty M. Funny as fcuk SeaHawks!

Steve Glass- Freaking Fat Mother fucking retard. Dude, that job you were supposed to get where they were offering you a fat salary- complete and utter bullshit. Nobody respect this slavenly moron. You will never respect yourself for the rest of your own natural life.

K.K. You think you are too cool. You are nice at heart, but simmer buddy, you are not that important at ERAC..

Audrey- Class

Patrick- Awesome, but get the hell out while you are still young. Too much talent to be there. You are worth so much more on the open market and to you and all others, become a free agent as soon as possible.

Rankin- You still there? Class..

hannah- have you blown up to your full fatitude yet.. Quoted from Duce Bigalw on her future physical prospects, "That's a huuuuge bitch..." In more ways then one.....


4516- You are totally retarded and that goes for MIA as well.

Quan Duc DANG! - You the man. Stay real, and get the hell out of there.

Thats all I can think of for people that I remember working there. Stay tuned, more may come back to me...
What about David Haire and Michelle Moore? Steve Lawrence has changed alot. Forget about the drama and let him focus on his career. How about Dave Bailey?
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Steve Lawrence has come a long way. His relationship w/his wife is separate from ERAC. Let them live a happy life. Or whatever. How about Leeju?
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