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Old 2006-02-10
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Default Best parts of ERAC!

In my experience the best part of ERAC is the free beer and alcohol for good performance. My manager always taking us out to the bar after working stupid hours and getting us drunk off our asses. The group taking us out to a nice resturant for steak and beer, thinking we actually like their company when we don't give a shit about them. Group happy hours, these were the best b/c they get you shitfaced and then you get to F@*k girls from around the group..my personnal favorite! See, so much negativity on this website. Here's kudos to the big E for keeping everyone liquor'd up and getting us laid after a long day of bullshit!
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In my experience the best part of ERAC is the free beer and alcohol for good performance. My manager always taking us out to the bar after working stupid hours and getting us drunk off our asses. The group taking us out to a nice resturant for steak and beer, thinking we actually like their company when we don't give a shit about them. Group happy hours, these were the best b/c they get you shitfaced and then you get to F@*k girls from around the group..my personnal favorite! See, so much negativity on this website. Here's kudos to the big E for keeping everyone liquor'd up and getting us laid after a long day of bullshit!
I can't believe I am even justifying this post with a response...

Getting drunk and laid is great when you are first out of college, but it becomes not so fun when you "grow up" and have a "real life". Then, the forced boozing is just another pain in the ass.
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I can't believe I am even justifying this post with a response...

Getting drunk and laid is great when you are first out of college, but it becomes not so fun when you "grow up" and have a "real life". Then, the forced boozing is just another pain in the ass.
Or after the forced boozing there is a PAIN IN THE ASS! Get it? HAHAHA
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Default Re: Best parts of ERAC!

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I can't believe I am even justifying this post with a response...

Getting drunk and laid is great when you are first out of college, but it becomes not so fun when you "grow up" and have a "real life". Then, the forced boozing is just another pain in the ass.
You must have something wrong with you if you do not like getting laid. I know plenty of men of all ages that love getting pu$$y. Maybe, you're not into that sort of thing? Are you from Mass?

Get a life, life is about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll! Dipshit!
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Old 2006-02-11
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You must have something wrong with you if you do not like getting laid. I know plenty of men of all ages that love getting pu$$y. Maybe, you're not into that sort of thing? Are you from Mass?

Get a life, life is about sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll! Dipshit!
If you were paying attention, you'd realize not everyone who posts on this site is a man. getting laid is not on the top 3 things to do for most women because it's just too damn easy. Men need the challenge of the chase, (sometimes a neverending one) while women are chased all day, it's no longer a challenge if you can get it anytime you want it.
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If you were paying attention, you'd realize not everyone who posts on this site is a man. getting laid is not on the top 3 things to do for most women because it's just too damn easy. Men need the challenge of the chase, (sometimes a neverending one) while women are chased all day, it's no longer a challenge if you can get it anytime you want it.
Amen, sister!!!!

As an attractive female, what percentage of men (married or single both) do you think would agree to sleep with you if you asked?
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Amen, sister!!!!

As an attractive female, what percentage of men (married or single both) do you think would agree to sleep with you if you asked?
Ha! Let's see, just at ERAC, I've had coworkers, one (brave) subordinate, and one old boss make it clear that if I ever wanted to swing their way they were open to it. The offer still stands with 3 of them that I still keep in contact with. Funny thing is, they aren't sleazy or anything, (okay, one of them was,) but I actually like them as people so it doesn't bother me. Men are men, but some are committed and wouldn't ever no matter who asked (gotta love them).

I have had subtle invitations from married men as well, but most aren't that blatant. I'm not drop-dead beautiful or anything, I'm not trying to say that I'm a perfect 10... but if you're attractive with a good personality and can carry on an intelligent conversation, you've got it sewn up on "the market."

I don't know... I'd say 75% regardless of marital status if I asked. But honestly, of the single men, probably closer to 90%.

What about you? your estimate?
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Amen, sister!!!!

As an attractive female, what percentage of men (married or single both) do you think would agree to sleep with you if you asked?
IF you have nice titts and a wet pussy, probably a lot.
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Ha! Let's see, just at ERAC, I've had coworkers, one (brave) subordinate, and one old boss make it clear that if I ever wanted to swing their way they were open to it. The offer still stands with 3 of them that I still keep in contact with. Funny thing is, they aren't sleazy or anything, (okay, one of them was,) but I actually like them as people so it doesn't bother me. Men are men, but some are committed and wouldn't ever no matter who asked (gotta love them).

I have had subtle invitations from married men as well, but most aren't that blatant. I'm not drop-dead beautiful or anything, I'm not trying to say that I'm a perfect 10... but if you're attractive with a good personality and can carry on an intelligent conversation, you've got it sewn up on "the market."

I don't know... I'd say 75% regardless of marital status if I asked. But honestly, of the single men, probably closer to 90%.

What about you? your estimate?
Hilarious and true. Everything you just said... Men always letting you know their "open"- like we don't already know...

I would agree with your estimates. Men are men, I guess, but it's sort of sad. My husband always tell me when women hit on him. This happens relatively infrequently. I hardly ever mention when I get hit on to him...why waste my breath.

I'm not drop dead gorgeous or anything. I'd say I'm above average in looks, but I'm intellegent and friendly. I think men sometimes misinterpret friendliness with wanting to get it on.
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IF you have nice titts and a wet pussy, probably a lot.
because the latter part of your statement is so apparent upon first glance?
You're the type who probably wonders why he can't "bag" an intelligent woman and then resent them for it... it's entertaining.
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