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Old 2007-08-16
I Love ERAC
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Default I really love Enterprise. No, I really do......

I for one really like Enterprise. They pay you good, driving around gets you through the long hours, I've put on some weight, also I like the customers and people I work with. You put your mind to anything you'll become a $150K/yr branch manager JUST LIKE ME!!! Also my ARMs are good to me (and in their bed) and so is my RVP.

And in case you're feeling down refer back to this, and if that doesn't work try consuming NyQuil mixed with DayQuil on a daily basis. It'll make working at ERAC all worth while......
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Old 2007-08-16
E####B E####B is offline
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NyQuill is not the same since they decided to change formulas to stay an over-the-counter medicine.
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Old 2007-08-19
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Default Re: I really love Enterprise. No, I really do......

I agree with you about NyQuil. Shit used to do the trick. I also agree with you about Enterprise. I love this company!
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Old 2007-09-13
Check up from the neck up Check up from the neck up is offline
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I agree with you about NyQuil. Shit used to do the trick. I also agree with you about Enterprise. I love this company!
I used to smoke weed while my lottie would drive me around. He didn't smoke but he loved our little trips. Sometimes just to kill the day I would take him to my house while I smoked blunts and put on the Ali G show for him to enjoy. That used to make my days go by fast. Oh and also leaving for my house at noon on my marketing days. And how can I forget all the favors that I used to get from my service managers while I would give them free rentals for the weekends that I would never type up since the cars would be sitting there anyways.
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Old 2007-09-18
She's Fuckable
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I used to smoke weed while my lottie would drive me around. He didn't smoke but he loved our little trips. Sometimes just to kill the day I would take him to my house while I smoked blunts and put on the Ali G show for him to enjoy. That used to make my days go by fast. Oh and also leaving for my house at noon on my marketing days. And how can I forget all the favors that I used to get from my service managers while I would give them free rentals for the weekends that I would never type up since the cars would be sitting there anyways.
That might be the most faggedy god damn post I ever read on this site.
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Old 2007-11-30
I Have A Large Penis
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Default Re: I really love Enterprise. No, I really do......

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Old 2008-03-09
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Default Re: I really love Enterprise. No, I really do......

I can't believe that the GP50 threads have been inactive for 1 1/2 month! Has "Big Brother" scared all of the current ERACers from Failing Enterprise?
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Old 2008-03-12
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I can't believe that the GP50 threads have been inactive for 1 1/2 month! Has "Big Brother" scared all of the current ERACers from Failing Enterprise?


It's March. Everyone is too busy working 6 - 8 to get those compact cars on the road at $89.99/day with non-optional full coverage. It made me cringe to watch employees railroad tourists and spring training fans.

Plus, rent them all now and get the $18 in flip! WOO HOO
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Old 2008-03-12
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It's March. Everyone is too busy working 6 - 8 to get those compact cars on the road at $89.99/day with non-optional full coverage. It made me cringe to watch employees railroad tourists and spring training fans.

Plus, rent them all now and get the $18 in flip! WOO HOO
Do you go out to Diablo Stadium for spring training games? That is a great ballpark. I have watched the Angels play there a few times over the years. Any advice on other ballparks to check out? How's Scottsdale?
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Old 2008-03-12
E****D E****D is offline
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Default Re: I really love Enterprise. No, I really do......

Scottsdale Stadium is ok. Lots of hot chicks to look at.

Surprise stadium is nice, sit out on the grass. Hohokam always fun as it is alwyas crowded with noisy fans.

But if Im cutting out of work, just going to grab a dog and a beer, then I usaully hit Diablo.

Of course, cant do that when renting cars, but when you have a real job, its all good.
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