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Old 2007-09-05
Mill Avenue Motherfucker
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Well hello there. I am one of your supervisors at 5006, so as soon as I figure out who you are, I'm going to take pleasure in firing your bitch ass. Thank you for the extensive analysis of your guilt in manipulating my pay-check and yours. Obviously you aren't helping the ESQi as we posted a 70 last month. And to get on a site like this airing out your shady behaviors, you must be the dumbest fuck to ever graduate ASU. I changed my mind, when I find out who this is, I'm going to take pleasure in knocking your dick in the dirt, and fucking up your car, after I've canned your ass. You better pray MM and Courtemanche find out who you are before I do. And you know who this is so come see me at work you pussy.
Fuck off you dumb whore. You'd probably eat your mother's bowel movements to get ahead you disgusting fucker. I think your full of shit what do you think about that cocsucker?
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Old 2007-09-05
5006mtbruiser
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You better come in first thing tommorow begging McGrew to send you back to your comfy little hotel satelite, because the clock is ticking. I'm gonna break you. Nice handle, now I know you live on Mill. Boy you really are probably the dumbest fuck that works for me. Keep replying you bitch, it makes this easier for me.

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Fuck off you dumb whore. You'd probably eat your mother's bowel movements to get ahead you disgusting fucker. I think your full of shit what do you think about that cocsucker?
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Old 2007-09-06
Robert Robert is offline
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You better come in first thing tommorow begging McGrew to send you back to your comfy little hotel satelite, because the clock is ticking. I'm gonna break you. Nice handle, now I know you live on Mill. Boy you really are probably the dumbest fuck that works for me. Keep replying you bitch, it makes this easier for me.
E-chimp sounds like he is finally had enough of the abuse he is taking! LMFAO!
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Old 2007-09-07
cardinal woosley
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Well hello there. I am one of your supervisors at 5006, so as soon as I figure out who you are, I'm going to take pleasure in firing your bitch ass. Thank you for the extensive analysis of your guilt in manipulating my pay-check and yours. Obviously you aren't helping the ESQi as we posted a 70 last month. And to get on a site like this airing out your shady behaviors, you must be the dumbest fuck to ever graduate ASU. I changed my mind, when I find out who this is, I'm going to take pleasure in knocking your dick in the dirt, and fucking up your car, after I've canned your ass. You better pray MM and Courtemanche find out who you are before I do. And you know who this is so come see me at work you pussy.
STFU e-coward, nobody takes your halfassed threats seriously.
do you think you are some sort of badass, in your white shirt and tie?
nigga please, stop with these weak threats...you are a professional ass kisser, nobody thinks you're a tough guy, nobody
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Old 2007-09-11
MTdestroyer
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STFU e-coward, nobody takes your halfassed threats seriously.
do you think you are some sort of badass, in your white shirt and tie?
nigga please, stop with these weak threats...you are a professional ass kisser, nobody thinks you're a tough guy, nobody
SEE ME THEN, or keep wandering around 06 all quiet wondering which one of us is stalking you. You know I'm gonna find you.
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Old 2007-09-11
cardinal woosley
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SEE ME THEN, or keep wandering around 06 all quiet wondering which one of us is stalking you. You know I'm gonna find you.
lol at the tough guy in a stained white shirt and shitty tie.
i would see you anytime you car renting dork.
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Old 2007-09-11
E####B E####B is offline
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lol at the tough guy in a stained white shirt and shitty tie.
i would see you anytime you car renting dork.
That's 96% of all ERAC'ers. Can you be more specific?
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Old 2007-09-12
unknown211
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Just to get back to the original topic...something that i like to do is match dummy res's to a branche's insurance tickets. u know take off the arms res. i once sat and did like 10 of these to i think Branch 17. While i never would see the outcome, i just though it was fun to F with random branches. just somethin to do why i was sitting all day at Luke Air Force Base by myself, since MTs cant be trusted with Internet access...

Does anyone know ways i can try and F with my Area Manager?? I truley hate him. All i can think of so far is sending dummy res from Natres that have names like Caffroy, Isafag or Caffroy, likesballs. Since he does all these gay reports that he sends out he looks at res's every morning plus i can do it right from the branch. I heard of people talking on here about dropping the oil out of cars and then renting them, but i want to be more dramatic, like do that to all his stores in one night...any suggestions??
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Old 2007-09-13
Check up from the neck up Check up from the neck up is offline
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Just to get back to the original topic...something that i like to do is match dummy res's to a branche's insurance tickets. u know take off the arms res. i once sat and did like 10 of these to i think Branch 17. While i never would see the outcome, i just though it was fun to F with random branches. just somethin to do why i was sitting all day at Luke Air Force Base by myself, since MTs cant be trusted with Internet access...

Does anyone know ways i can try and F with my Area Manager?? I truley hate him. All i can think of so far is sending dummy res from Natres that have names like Caffroy, Isafag or Caffroy, likesballs. Since he does all these gay reports that he sends out he looks at res's every morning plus i can do it right from the branch. I heard of people talking on here about dropping the oil out of cars and then renting them, but i want to be more dramatic, like do that to all his stores in one night...any suggestions??

Unknown211 you crack me up. I used to do the same things to branches in my area. My fav was deleting reservations for specialty vehicles. FFars PPars, FVars and the like. I was never there to see the outcome but that shit made me smile a little.
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Old 2007-10-17
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You better come in first thing tommorow begging McGrew to send you back to your comfy little hotel satelite, because the clock is ticking. I'm gonna break you. Nice handle, now I know you live on Mill. Boy you really are probably the dumbest fuck that works for me. Keep replying you bitch, it makes this easier for me.
No posts in 4 weeks... you must have killed him/her.
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