My Private War with Enterprise

Originally Posted by MrBadExample

So yeah, I'm yet another Liberal Arts major for a big state school working as an MT. While I was at a home city branch I was actually enjoying my job. Our branch ESQI was so low that I was able to shine, plus it was kind of fun telling people "yeah my branch has the third lowest customer service in the Phoenix area". Plus we had a satillite branch I got the ESQI up by 17 points through my plan of screwing the company out of profits. This is how I do it.

- Giving everyone a AAA discount by telling them "sure you have AAA".
- Waving gas.
- Not charging underage fees or additonal driver fees.
- Waving hourly fees.

Now I'm at the airport which I hate more than anything. Everyone there thinks the greatest pleasure in the world is screwing people out of money. However, now they've given me a handheld device to return cars. So basically my new big thing is customer satisfaction waving. To do so I have.

- Become blind to people not bringing back tanks on full.
- Changing the amount we charge for prepaid gas.
- As soon as the customer has a complaint saying "I think I have to waive some rental."
- Again waving hourly fees.
- Not adding in prepaid gas fees when it hasn't been updated properly.

So believe it or not, there are now happy renters because of me. Its fun.

Well, you sure know how to steal from your employer. That is what you are doing. If you hate your job, quit. But then again it takes a lot of balls to actually approach your boss and explain that you really hate your job, you are not good at it and need to move on. So I guess that leaves you no other choice but to do what you do for your own amusement. Or you could just not show up to work.
If I was your manager you would be gone. You would not be too hard to track down. It is not too dificult to track recomputes or track who doesnt collect gas, etc. Losers like you will NEVER succeed in anything because you are too busy acting like an idiot.

Shut up little e-chimp.

Originally Posted by You are an idiot

Well, you sure know how to steal from your employer. That is what you are doing. If you hate your job, quit. But then again it takes a lot of balls to actually approach your boss and explain that you really hate your job, you are not good at it and need to move on. So I guess that leaves you no other choice but to do what you do for your own amusement. Or you could just not show up to work.
If I was your manager you would be gone. You would not be too hard to track down. It is not too dificult to track recomputes or track who doesnt collect gas, etc. Losers like you will NEVER succeed in anything because you are too busy acting like an idiot.

And you will succeed at cleaning automobiles like a minimum waged auto detailer. Almost forgot, you'll have an edge over the auto detailer since you'll possess customer service skills with your front counter time handling customers. You're doing well and should give yourself a pat on the back for your accomplishments in life.