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  #31 (permalink)  
Old 2006-09-13
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Don't forget you smile when you are serving burgers at the locat burger shop, cause you couldn't sell dub. Good luck
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You and your circle of cry babies. Everything that goes wrong is upper managements fault. When I was promoted a year ago, I remember being told why GP 50 was at the bottom. Now I see it for myself. Since my arrival I have seen you are your friends leave one by one and I have seen GP 50 move up the matrix. Do you see the correlation? I do.
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First rule of management......Everything is YOUR fault. Good luck renting cars. CARS for God's Sake!!!! It's shit like this that makes me laugh. What really makes me laugh is that you consider a change in your title a promotion. You actually make less money the higher you climb!!! Andy Taylor must be a comdeian because his company is too fucking funny!!!!
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Good point about the promotion. I remember my family/friends always wanting to celebrate my so called promotions at ERAC. They always assumed it meant more money, but ERAC does not feel the same as the rest of the business world. As to the idiot's assumption that I flip hamburgers, if that is what I went to (post ERAC) I would consider that a step up. It was so embarassing to rent cars for a living, I'm so glad I don't have that title anymore. Can you imagine anything more funny than a rental monkey making fun of a fast food worker.
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Old 2006-09-13
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The dear abby comment was priceless. I can just see the seething green monkey trying to figure a creative response. Next thing you know this monkey is going to tell the current disheartened manager, "You complete me."
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Old 2006-09-14
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Dirty Saturdays... still will never be as cool as "F#$& You Fridays."

R.I.P. ERAC RM and the behemoth 05/38/30 (it was one branch at long ago before you whipper snappers). What a simpler, more fun, and more profitable time... At least for us BRM's who were making bank.
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Old 2006-09-18
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Dirty Saturdays... still will never be as cool as "F#$& You Fridays."

R.I.P. ERAC RM and the behemoth 05/38/30 (it was one branch at long ago before you whipper snappers). What a simpler, more fun, and more profitable time... At least for us BRM's who were making bank.
What were the "F" you Fridays?
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Old 2006-09-18
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I find it amusing that someone that now does a girl's job is making fun of renting cars. Good luck
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Old 2006-09-19
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I find it amusing that someone that now does a girl's job is making fun of renting cars. Good luck
I don't know what job you are referring to, but I know I would rather have a girl's job over a monkey's job. Male nurse or rental jockey..Not a tough call.
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Old 2006-09-20
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Your just an idiot. PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
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Old 2006-09-21
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Fuck You Fridays were exactly that... You flipped everyone off and told them, "Fuck You." MT's, other managers, ARM's, and customers (behind their backs of course). It was always a race to see who would call who first to say, "Fuck You." Ahhh... the simple pleasures of life. Friendly banter...

It still lives today among the select few from the era.
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