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Old 2007-02-13
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Uhh... what?
Brainwashed monkey retention (...i mean employee retention) is part of the award.

I got your excellent achievement award right here!
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I realize that retention is part of the award... I was just confused with the last statement that made no sense.
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In fact, I have four plaques in my garage (one from each quarter) for when my office earned one in 2002. I'm waiting for the next camping trip to use it as firewood.
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I think the person who started this thread took the red pill. Hey sweet cheeks time to wake up. Follow alice to wonder land and take the blue pill.
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Old 2007-02-23
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YAY! Camping season... I think I will go so far as to BBQ my old ERAC shirts with my service and award plaques! WOOHOO!
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Yes! Let's all stand around the flames and inhale as much smoke as we can. We need to invite MK and see if he gets drunk enough to do another fire-walk!
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Yes! Let's all stand around the flames and inhale as much smoke as we can. We need to invite MK and see if he gets drunk enough to do another fire-walk!
IF? LOL
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Old 2007-02-25
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I know, I know...he's probably at home drunk enough to do it right now.
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Old 2007-02-27
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I can see it now...



Was it Goldschlager that was the culprit that night?
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Old 2007-03-05
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Dude, if you know about the camping trip then you are old school. I have some great pictures of MK dancing w/ his shirt off and his enlarged manboob! That was hillarious. Yes it was Goldschlager and he was drinking it the next morning after he woke up from sleeping under the Tahoe b/c his wife locked him out of the car!! Too funny!! LOL
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