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Old 2007-08-10
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Default Re: who did you nail at ERAC?

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thx jerry
who else has livak fucked?
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Old 2007-08-14
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Ha!! I have nailed her too in the past.
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Old 2007-08-14
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Ha!! I have nailed her too in the past.
Did she let you hit the backdoor?
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Old 2007-08-14
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Did she let you hit the backdoor?
pussy can get boring.....the real question is she a "brown eyed girl" and did she let you "change her diapers"? if she didnt or was reluctant, next time offer the russian e-chimpanzee a loaf of bred and i bet she will allow you.....if she performs well, be nice and throw in a package of cheese as well, lmao!!!!
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Old 2007-08-15
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patrice b.
wolk, that you?
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Old 2007-08-24
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Back in my home city days (before the inevitable airport transfer) I was working at a hotel branch. One day, a marketing rep from New Jersey (group 25 maybe?) rented from us. I not only bought her a drink and banged her that night, she came back the next day when I was on duty and I put up my little "Sorry for the inconvienence, we'll be right back" sign and went back up to her room for round two. Talk about your completly satisfied customer. Oh and I used the full protection, you can never be too careful.
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Old 2007-08-27
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Back in my home city days (before the inevitable airport transfer) I was working at a hotel branch. One day, a marketing rep from New Jersey (group 25 maybe?) rented from us. I not only bought her a drink and banged her that night, she came back the next day when I was on duty and I put up my little "Sorry for the inconvienence, we'll be right back" sign and went back up to her room for round two. Talk about your completly satisfied customer. Oh and I used the full protection, you can never be too careful.
When you say you "used the full protection", you mean CDW, right?

(Oh! Wait a minute...)
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Old 2007-09-05
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IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH!! you probably refer to yourself as "Mr. Bad Example" at work, don't you? Nice job, now all I have to do is ask around to figure out who you are. See you soon Mr. Abouttogetbeatdownbymymanager.

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Back in my home city days (before the inevitable airport transfer) I was working at a hotel branch. One day, a marketing rep from New Jersey (group 25 maybe?) rented from us. I not only bought her a drink and banged her that night, she came back the next day when I was on duty and I put up my little "Sorry for the inconvienence, we'll be right back" sign and went back up to her room for round two. Talk about your completly satisfied customer. Oh and I used the full protection, you can never be too careful.
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Old 2007-09-05
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IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH!! you probably refer to yourself as "Mr. Bad Example" at work, don't you? Nice job, now all I have to do is ask around to figure out who you are. See you soon Mr. Abouttogetbeatdownbymymanager.
How long have you known about your homosexuality?
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Old 2007-09-05
5006mtbruiser
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It's not gay if you are the one sucking my dick. See you in the morning pussy. I'll be looking for you every day from now on, and if you try to transfer early, I'll know who you are, and will knock your fucking teeth out the moment you are not my responsibility any longer. Sweet dreams.

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