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  #21 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-11
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

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This has to be BB. We all know he post here, and he has an "insider" at Admin. Thanks for the updates Bruce. Keep 'em coming.

My name isnt Bruce. Please.
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Old 2007-08-11
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I use to love my job, my career, but I noticed something strange. Wheres all the employees with one letter in their last name, and all numbers? Did they start it that way? If thats the case 51CC has lost alot of employees.
My friend said that Enterprise loose more employees than any other company acording to his boss and there are less than 10 employees that have been working for this region since it started. Where did they go? My friend said there is one manager that has been with ERAC forever and he does not see how and the hell hes been doing this crap for 10 plus years. Do I need to look for another career? It seems that this regions is not that great. If so wouldnt they have more employees who stay. I just dont know.
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Old 2007-08-18
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

Wash them cars.....scrub, scrub, scrub

Now get in here and sell this useless insurance

UPSELL---UPSELL----

More fleet!!

Don't give cars to other branches

Dont promise anything----but you BETTER MAKE A RESERVATION EVEN IF THERE ARE NO CARS AVAILABLE

get a business account from EVERYONE!!!

SELL A F'N CAR

...............get paid nothing. Don't miss it.
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Old 2007-08-20
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Ask WHY?

Why do people at admin have 5 oclock week and rental doesnt?
Why do all level 3s work less hours than BRM,AM,MA,MT?
Why do all employees at ERAC can take their lunch, except in rental?
Why are we short handed in rental, but not anywhere else?
Why dont we have voice mail in rental? Everyone else has voice mail.
Why do most employees in rental eat dinner at 730pm? all others 630pm
Why does Dan Adams make 1100% more money than the average BM?
Why do most MT leave the company in a year?
Why do the rest of the MTs leave within two years?

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Rental is crap, that pays admin paycheck. they dont care about us.
Because their job is to coach not play. Ya Right
Because Dan would only make 900% more money than the average BM.
Because we could hide behind our voice mail like all other Admin Folks.
Because that one extra cust can feed Dan and Jack more steak/lobster
Because thats not his goal is goal is 2100% more. Hes not happy about this.
Because the get treated like dog dodo by admin and customers.
Because the chance of making Dans money is one in 45,000.

More Facts:

The odds of you making it to RVP with this company is one 550.001.
The odds of you staying with this company is one in one 75,000.

One week before another announcement from Dan. I think he has read this message and may rethink his ideas.

Hey, the email that Dan and Shannon was talking about 8 months ago was me.

If you want the message to go out to all BM, AM, MT and MA, Please let me know.

I dont want to waste your time and mine.

I do know this, the last message that I was going to send out was HACKED, but let this person try it again. It will not work. Mr Hacker you hid your IP address the last time you hacked into my account, but this time your hacking skills will not work.

The more people respond, the more emails I will send out.

Emails coming soon. I will do it anway.
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Old 2007-08-24
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rumor has it that another manager in TX put in his notice today.............when will DA see that JS and the TX ship have sunk?
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Old 2007-08-24
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

Yeah....you did it....congrats (wish I could say who, but I promised not to) You peeps will find out soon enough....but just wait....there's more to come....everyone in 51CC will know when the next person quits......wait and see!!
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Old 2007-08-25
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it was a manager from Tyler..............hard to believe we lost another person from Tyler isn't it? lol
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Old 2007-08-25
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

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rumor has it that another manager in TX put in his notice today.............when will DA see that JS and the TX ship have sunk?
When will JT see that DA's ship has sunk? He has done nothing the past few years besides sit in his big office and collect his big paycheck. That guy is almost as worthless as JS.
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Old 2007-08-25
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

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To everyone still in rental for this Region reading this:

QUIT NOW

That is all.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is GREATNESS!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-08-25
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Default Re: 51cc true story - where did it go

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Hello

I am BACK. Well only time will tell? Heres a hint.....

Dans announcement coming soon very soon. Dont believe me just wait.

Hey, whats up. Why didnt they open Corys spot. So more more can go to Dan.
Because they split up his area and gave it to shreveport and reggie.
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