Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Stage 2: I Currently Work At Enterprise > Group 52 - South Texas
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Group 52 - South Texas Discussion Threads For Group 52

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 2005-09-26
twinfinz twinfinz is offline
Title: Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) (25-49 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2005-09-19
Posts: 43
twinfinz has a below average reputation (0+)
Default Anyone from GP 52

I worked at a number of branches around San Antonio a number of years ago. I wonder if any of the BM's made it any higher up or if the RM's were transferred or fired.
Probably one of the best scams pulled on Enterprise periodically was one branch manager I worked for would open "phantom contracts". He got fired because he "rented" a car to one of his college frat buddies and the car got totaled. In reality, a contract was "opened" but not signed by anyone and the BM would pocket rental money from his buddy. When the car was returned, the contract would be canceled as if no rental ever occurred.
On my very last day, a regular but very (bitchy) difficult customer called from a dealership at 2 minutes to 6:00 just one too-many times. I got the call and an ear full of explecatives. I told her we would be there in about 10-15 minutes. I took the car as if I were picking her up and went to a convenience store instead. When I returned, everyone was already out of the office. I dropped the keys through the slot and taped a note to the front door addressed "To The Bitch" "...you screamed at the wrong person all this time...."
I picked up my last check that evening from admin before they knew what happened.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 2005-09-28
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

AWESOME!!!! I worked in Corpus Christi for a long time.....way too long. I have never had a shittier job in my life. I lost sleep, worked hard, but was never an ass licker. I'm sooooo glad to be gone--people that work there are brainwashed and weird.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-06
Quit Bitching
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Im from GP52 South. I think this whole site is Bullshit. Everyone who has posted on here obviously has social and mental problems or couldn't make it in Enterprise. Instead of Calling this website FailingEnterprise.com they should call it....FailingEnterpriseEmployees.com.

A place where everyone who couldn't hack working for them can complain about a business instead of their own problems in their daily lifes at home.
Marital problems? see a phychiatrist!
Suffering from failure? Get a life!

who ever posts complaints about this company seriously has problems and they need help. Reach out to them!

-a happy employee of GP52 "deep south"
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-06
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quit Bitching View Post
Im from GP52 South. I think this whole site is Bullshit. Everyone who has posted on here obviously has social and mental problems or couldn't make it in Enterprise. Instead of Calling this website FailingEnterprise.com they should call it....FailingEnterpriseEmployees.com.

A place where everyone who couldn't hack working for them can complain about a business instead of their own problems in their daily lifes at home.
Marital problems? see a phychiatrist!
Suffering from failure? Get a life!

who ever posts complaints about this company seriously has problems and they need help. Reach out to them!

-a happy employee of GP52 "deep south"
Actually a majority here quit ERAC because they saw through the bs. I personally got tired of hearing "you are getting the next Branch Manager position that opens". I heard that exact line at least 4 times during my second year in San Antonio. A Happy ex-52 employee.
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-11
Unregisteredt
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

You see the thing is with enterprise is that, in order to get promoted, you have to produce. You have to be a HUSTLER! Straight up. You have to work your ass off so that you will shine and rise to the top of everyone. I know there are lots of people who work here that think they can get by, by just doing the minimum. remember, we promote from within which means...if there is someone else who is performing better than you, they will likely ge the job over you. So dont feel bad for not getting promoted if your not doing anything to justify your desire to get promoted.
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-22
RugbyRaider
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregisteredt View Post
You see the thing is with enterprise is that, in order to get promoted, you have to produce. You have to be a HUSTLER! Straight up. You have to work your ass off so that you will shine and rise to the top of everyone. I know there are lots of people who work here that think they can get by, by just doing the minimum. remember, we promote from within which means...if there is someone else who is performing better than you, they will likely ge the job over you. So dont feel bad for not getting promoted if your not doing anything to justify your desire to get promoted.
Way to go, unregistered green monkey. How can anyone stand busting their ass and watch some beauty queen with a degree in Fashion Merchandising get the promotions. If she washed one car a day it was a miracle. While she was blowing the BM, I was attending customers. So don't give me your holier than thou bullshit about production and performance. If this is a company your proud of or work for, you deserve it!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-22
C9Kid C9Kid is offline
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-01-27
Location: Halifax, NS
Posts: 157
C9Kid has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

I bet she did a lot of outside sales, too. Yeah, it sucks, but attractive women will do better in this SALES job because we're more likely to buy what they're selling. If someone came into your office and tried to sway you from using a competitor, and you were attracted to them, you'd be much more apt to giving their company a try.
__________________
"Book that deal!" "You said we're sold out!?!" "Don't question me kid!"
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-29
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregisteredt View Post
You see the thing is with enterprise is that, in order to get promoted, you have to produce. You have to be a HUSTLER! Straight up. You have to work your ass off so that you will shine and rise to the top of everyone. I know there are lots of people who work here that think they can get by, by just doing the minimum. remember, we promote from within which means...if there is someone else who is performing better than you, they will likely ge the job over you. So dont feel bad for not getting promoted if your not doing anything to justify your desire to get promoted.
What exactly is the minimum, you brilliant shining person? How exactly do you "perform" better? DW sales? What a joke. The only "performing" in GP 52 is blowjobs and drunk chicks gettin' boned for promotions.
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-29
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quit Bitching View Post
Im from GP52 South. I think this whole site is Bullshit. Everyone who has posted on here obviously has social and mental problems or couldn't make it in Enterprise. Instead of Calling this website FailingEnterprise.com they should call it....FailingEnterpriseEmployees.com.

A place where everyone who couldn't hack working for them can complain about a business instead of their own problems in their daily lifes at home.
Marital problems? see a phychiatrist!
Suffering from failure? Get a life!

who ever posts complaints about this company seriously has problems and they need help. Reach out to them!

-a happy employee of GP52 "deep south"

I think you're a pussy.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 2006-10-29
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Anyone from GP 52

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quit Bitching View Post
Im from GP52 South. I think this whole site is Bullshit. Everyone who has posted on here obviously has social and mental problems or couldn't make it in Enterprise. Instead of Calling this website FailingEnterprise.com they should call it....FailingEnterpriseEmployees.com.

A place where everyone who couldn't hack working for them can complain about a business instead of their own problems in their daily lifes at home.
Marital problems? see a phychiatrist!
Suffering from failure? Get a life!

who ever posts complaints about this company seriously has problems and they need help. Reach out to them!

-a happy employee of GP52 "deep south"
By the way, smarty pants; it's "lives," not "lifes" as your illiterate ass wrote. You must have gone to school in Mexico.....
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 22:45.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0