Re: 53EE's MOST SCANDALOUS AFFAIRS I have a funny, but at the same time terrible story about a BM. I dont even know the guy's name, but he worked in the Lumberton area and had blonde hair. I was in training in St. Louis or Atlanta (can't remember which), and this guy was my roommate. He would call his wife and kids all the time from training, which I thought was nice. Well, that was until he started hooking up with this fat Canuck from Sasakatchwan (literally - not a joke). I mean this chick was like a circus clown in terms of the circumference of her waist. I can't imagine what his wife looked like if he was willing to plow down on this heap. Anyway, I drank a little bit one night and hit the bed to get ready for the morning sessions only to be awoken by this dude and this bigfoot from the backwoods of Canada getting it on. I rolled over and tried to hide the fact that I was dry heaving into my pillow. I eventually managed to will myself back to sleep, hoping it was some kind of fricking nightmare. Nope. The next morning they were in bed canoodling together, with her in some kind of pajama's - sheerly terrifying, I assure you. I can never get over this guy giving his kids the little daddy talk every night to only go behind his family's back for some grizzly bear disguised as a chick. I guess that is the type of dude that excels at that place though. |