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Old 2006-01-16
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all I know is that these douche bags at enterprise really piss me off every time they give me a neon when I specifically reservated a maxima.
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Old 2006-01-17
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all I know is that these douche bags at enterprise really piss me off every time they give me a neon when I specifically reservated a maxima.
Reservated? What the hell does that mean? You mean reserved right? Or is that a new Sci Fi character, THE RESERVATOR! "You only have Neon, I'LL BE BACK!" Just kidding, they just run out of cars from booking all deals.
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Old 2006-01-17
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Reservated? What the hell does that mean? You mean reserved right? Or is that a new Sci Fi character, THE RESERVATOR! "You only have Neon, I'LL BE BACK!" Just kidding, they just run out of cars from booking all deals.
You know the manager of a branch somewhere in America thinks of him/herself as the Reservator. You just know it's true.
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Reservated? What the hell does that mean? You mean reserved right? Or is that a new Sci Fi character, THE RESERVATOR! "You only have Neon, I'LL BE BACK!" Just kidding, they just run out of cars from booking all deals.
Slave no more strikes again- you're always one or two steps behind. If you actually worked for enterprise, you heard someone at some point say that they wanted to reservate a car. If you didn't, you weren't paying attention- or, you worked in some sort of crazy high education zone, of which there are none to my knowledge in North Carolina. Inevitably, this person probably wanted to reservate a Maxima or a Camry after he was told he needed a major credit card to rent a large suv. "Yeah, I have a credit card, it's a visa," says the customer. You know the routine- the card is actually a debit card but they use it as credit at the 7-11, so you spend the next 25 minutes trying to explain the difference between credit, "which you sir, can't possibly have earned," and debit "which we may be able to do from your account if we both are very lucky." Remember? Have a blessed day?

P.S.- if there is a manager who calls himself the reservator, he is way too cheesy even for ERAC- and that is almost impossible.
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If you have ever reservated a car please let me know at what office. Also Slave No More and FailingEnterpriseAdmin get a room. Let's get some news about 53 not about whether you guys are soul mates.
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If you have ever reservated a car please let me know at what office. Also Slave No More and FailingEnterpriseAdmin get a room. Let's get some news about 53 not about whether you guys are soul mates.
Yeah- who's got some news dammit.
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Old 2006-01-17
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If you have ever reservated a car please let me know at what office. Also Slave No More and FailingEnterpriseAdmin get a room. Let's get some news about 53 not about whether you guys are soul mates.
Shut up, you douche bag.

(hey bleedgreen, how am I doing?)
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Old 2006-01-17
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If you have ever reservated a car please let me know at what office. Also Slave No More and FailingEnterpriseAdmin get a room. Let's get some news about 53 not about whether you guys are soul mates.
I have been trying to get news out of 53 for a while and the only thing people decide to talk about is Turkey legs. I know the manager for the Clayton office quit and that is about the extent of my gp53 knowledge. Also to address the "soulmate" comment, she is downstairs right now watching Sex in the City and is also and EX ERACker. ADMIN is on this website too much for my tastes (and he's a dude)!
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Old 2006-01-17
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Shut up, you douche bag.

(hey bleedgreen, how am I doing?)
Admin, I laughed out loud. Thanks. But the correct phrasing would've been, "shut up douche bag." No "you" required.

Oh my God, I'm still laughing. thanks for the shout out and the hilarious, intelligent & witty comment, douche bag will forever make me think of this site.
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Admin, I laughed out loud. Thanks. But the correct phrasing would've been, "shut up douche bag." No "you" required.

Oh my God, I'm still laughing. thanks for the shout out and the hilarious, intelligent & witty comment, douche bag will forever make me think of this site.
And this site will forever make the rest of us think of douche bags.
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