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Old 2007-03-21
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Brad's weight fluctuates. He was about average when I first started at ERAC, but I heard that he had previously been obese. I heard something about his wife having an affair on him previously, and that he had slimmed down to keep it from happening again.

Speaking of fat, ERAC in LV had its fair share of fatties. That pig Todd Fischer married took the cake. Karan Duncan resembled a humpback whale and I never figured out how her skinny little husband had sex with her.

ERAC is not conducive for maintaining a hard body. It starts too early in the morning to hit the gym, there's lots of fast food and alcohol, and you're just beat at the end of the day to go hit the gym.
Did Fischer move to Seattle?
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Old 2007-03-22
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Did Fischer move to Seattle?
It seems like I heard something about him, a few months after I left. I heard he got a job as an ARM some place, maybe Reno, but lost it one week later after failing a drug test. This came from an ERAC employee who was still working there at the time. I didn't care for Todd Fischer one way or the other, so I made no effort to stay in touch after leaving.
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Old 2007-03-22
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It seems like I heard something about him, a few months after I left. I heard he got a job as an ARM some place, maybe Reno, but lost it one week later after failing a drug test. This came from an ERAC employee who was still working there at the time. I didn't care for Todd Fischer one way or the other, so I made no effort to stay in touch after leaving.
he was as smart as a doorknob.
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Old 2007-03-22
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He must not have been too bright if he stayed at Ecrap all these years.
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Old 2007-05-11
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I think Brad had a wife that cheated on him or something, I know he has alot of personal issues. Maybe that is why he ate so much.
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Old 2007-05-30
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His weight fluctuates alot. He can lose and gain real fast.
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Old 2007-06-13
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I used to work with Carpenter in the late 90's. He was skinny back then. I saw him at a bar & grill on Warm Springs Friday and he was HUGE. He looks the same facially but jesus the guy has put on at least 50 lbs. What happened to him?
Brad's alright, very much a green blooded e-chimp but a decent guy. He fucking starved himself when I knew him though. I thought dude had an eating disorder or some shit.
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Old 2008-04-05
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Default Re: Brad Carpenter is Fat

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Brad's weight fluctuates. He was about average when I first started at ERAC, but I heard that he had previously been obese. I heard something about his wife having an affair on him previously, and that he had slimmed down to keep it from happening again.

Speaking of fat, ERAC in LV had its fair share of fatties. That pig Todd Fischer married took the cake. Karan Duncan resembled a humpback whale and I never figured out how her skinny little husband had sex with her.

ERAC is not conducive for maintaining a hard body. It starts too early in the morning to hit the gym, there's lots of fast food and alcohol, and you're just beat at the end of the day to go hit the gym.
how would losing weight prevent another
affair? unless he shifted the weight to
his johnson.
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Old 2008-05-01
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how would losing weight prevent another
affair? unless he shifted the weight to
his johnson.
He's a starvation dieter.
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Brad was like the male cheerleader that annoyed everyone in high school, except he cheered for ERAC. There was no one bought in as bad as this guy. Did his wife dump him?
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