Jill Falkengren

[Robert]

Go to the Francine Mazza thread for pics of Jill.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by formere-tard

Oh, one of my favorite people. I remember Jill when she first started at ERAC right out of school. It's actually pretty sad, because she wasn't always such a turbobitch. In fact, she is one of the tru tragedies at ERAC. After working at ERAC for 11 years, what has it gotten her? She wasn't able to afford a house of her own until she was 30, she has obviously seen her better days physically, she has all the charm of a chapped ass, and she has a boyfriend that is a loser. (BTW, what kind of person STARTS working at ERAC when they are 33? Tommy boy started at 33 back in 1999, so he must be around 41 today.) Now, Jill is going to be 35 in December, her biological clock is ticking, and her eggs are starting to rot inside of her. She is going to grow old alone, which is what she deserves. I hope those 60 hour weeks and all the people she burned along the way was worth it for her.

The thought of Jill being a mother frightens me, she has never shown any motherly qualities. If she is allowed to procreate, the State of Nevada should be called in for child abuse. Can you say "Mommie Dearest"? Good thing she is getting older, and it will be more difficult to get pregnant. ERAC comes first for her always, she is too selfish of a person to have children.

[formere-tard]

Robert,

1. My initials are RB.

2. Tom Gibson is full of shit if he says that he is making most of his living by placing bets at the sports book. We all worked with Tom and saw how broke he was and how he would blow what little money Enterprise paid him by blowing it on various bets. Now, you have also lived in Vegas for a while, so I would suppose that you should understand that very, very few people can effectively make a living by gambling for a living and even fewer can do so by placing sports bets for a living. In fact, I would say that it is damn near impossible when a few things are considered. First, the Casino always has juice, which guarantees that they are always going to come out on top in the end. Second, these people that claim to be experts in picking sports teams are not very good at doing so and routinely lose to other methods that are completely at random, such as having a dog pick the winner out of a bowl with 2 separate names on it or a baby pick its choice of bottle with 2 different teams names on them. Third, these people that do gamble teams for a living tend to do it as a full time job and pore over tons of information and spend many hours every day doing this. How would Tom be able to do this while working a full-time job. No, the only way that Tom could ever be able to make money by betting on sports was if he was somehow smarter than all the people working at the casino or he would have to be able to predict the future. Now, we know he is not that smart and the guy really doesn't look like Kreskin to me. The whole story kind of reminds me of another certain Asst. MGR at ERAC who told me that he was making $55K a year as a day trader in his spare time. So, why are you still slaving away 60 hrs. a week for $36K a year? Remember, the reason Tom was still living with his parents up into his 30's was because he couldn't afford to live on his own. I don't know if he still lives with them, but......

3. Yeah, I saw the pictures of Jill in the Francine Mazza thread. She looks like she has put on about 20-25 lbs., which is a lot for somebody as short as she is. It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.....

4. Once again, you are probably right. Jill is quite possibly too selfish to ever be a mother. I would agree that it is probably a good thing that she is hopefully going to be too old to conceive soon without the help of fertility treatments, which she won't be able to afford working at ERAC. She wasn't always like that, though. She has become like that through the years by working at E-Crap. I think the job tends to make people like that. Well, she gets what she deserves, which is going to be a rapidly approaching menopause spent in isolation. Maybe she can get a cat.....

Originally Posted by formere-tard

Robert,

1. My initials are RB.

2. Tom Gibson is full of shit if he says that he is making most of his living by placing bets at the sports book. We all worked with Tom and saw how broke he was and how he would blow what little money Enterprise paid him by blowing it on various bets. Now, you have also lived in Vegas for a while, so I would suppose that you should understand that very, very few people can effectively make a living by gambling for a living and even fewer can do so by placing sports bets for a living. In fact, I would say that it is damn near impossible when a few things are considered. First, the Casino always has juice, which guarantees that they are always going to come out on top in the end. Second, these people that claim to be experts in picking sports teams are not very good at doing so and routinely lose to other methods that are completely at random, such as having a dog pick the winner out of a bowl with 2 separate names on it or a baby pick its choice of bottle with 2 different teams names on them. Third, these people that do gamble teams for a living tend to do it as a full time job and pore over tons of information and spend many hours every day doing this. How would Tom be able to do this while working a full-time job. No, the only way that Tom could ever be able to make money by betting on sports was if he was somehow smarter than all the people working at the casino or he would have to be able to predict the future. Now, we know he is not that smart and the guy really doesn't look like Kreskin to me. The whole story kind of reminds me of another certain Asst. MGR at ERAC who told me that he was making $55K a year as a day trader in his spare time. So, why are you still slaving away 60 hrs. a week for $36K a year? Remember, the reason Tom was still living with his parents up into his 30's was because he couldn't afford to live on his own. I don't know if he still lives with them, but......

3. Yeah, I saw the pictures of Jill in the Francine Mazza thread. She looks like she has put on about 20-25 lbs., which is a lot for somebody as short as she is. It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.....

4. Once again, you are probably right. Jill is quite possibly too selfish to ever be a mother. I would agree that it is probably a good thing that she is hopefully going to be too old to conceive soon without the help of fertility treatments, which she won't be able to afford working at ERAC. She wasn't always like that, though. She has become like that through the years by working at E-Crap. I think the job tends to make people like that. Well, she gets what she deserves, which is going to be a rapidly approaching menopause spent in isolation. Maybe she can get a cat.....

A current female E-Chimp "approaching menopause spent in isolation" I think not. The E-Chimps always have access to each other should they have the urge to fuck.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by formere-tard

Robert,

1. My initials are RB.

2. Tom Gibson is full of shit if he says that he is making most of his living by placing bets at the sports book. We all worked with Tom and saw how broke he was and how he would blow what little money Enterprise paid him by blowing it on various bets. Now, you have also lived in Vegas for a while, so I would suppose that you should understand that very, very few people can effectively make a living by gambling for a living and even fewer can do so by placing sports bets for a living. In fact, I would say that it is damn near impossible when a few things are considered. First, the Casino always has juice, which guarantees that they are always going to come out on top in the end. Second, these people that claim to be experts in picking sports teams are not very good at doing so and routinely lose to other methods that are completely at random, such as having a dog pick the winner out of a bowl with 2 separate names on it or a baby pick its choice of bottle with 2 different teams names on them. Third, these people that do gamble teams for a living tend to do it as a full time job and pore over tons of information and spend many hours every day doing this. How would Tom be able to do this while working a full-time job. No, the only way that Tom could ever be able to make money by betting on sports was if he was somehow smarter than all the people working at the casino or he would have to be able to predict the future. Now, we know he is not that smart and the guy really doesn't look like Kreskin to me. The whole story kind of reminds me of another certain Asst. MGR at ERAC who told me that he was making $55K a year as a day trader in his spare time. So, why are you still slaving away 60 hrs. a week for $36K a year? Remember, the reason Tom was still living with his parents up into his 30's was because he couldn't afford to live on his own. I don't know if he still lives with them, but......

3. Yeah, I saw the pictures of Jill in the Francine Mazza thread. She looks like she has put on about 20-25 lbs., which is a lot for somebody as short as she is. It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.....

4. Once again, you are probably right. Jill is quite possibly too selfish to ever be a mother. I would agree that it is probably a good thing that she is hopefully going to be too old to conceive soon without the help of fertility treatments, which she won't be able to afford working at ERAC. She wasn't always like that, though. She has become like that through the years by working at E-Crap. I think the job tends to make people like that. Well, she gets what she deserves, which is going to be a rapidly approaching menopause spent in isolation. Maybe she can get a cat.....

I never knew it was that bad for Tommy Boy. Jill better settle for a cat because her eggs are kaput.

[formere-tard]

Originally Posted by Unregisteredfjeixm

A current female E-Chimp "approaching menopause spent in isolation" I think not. The E-Chimps always have access to each other should they have the urge to fuck.

True, but everyone is going to want to retire at some point in time. Nobody is going to want some old, overweight turbo-bitch with all the charm of a chapped ass. Also, a woman's libido naturally decreases after the onset of menopause, as does her attractiveness. Without offspring, she is doomed to a rather unfullfilling life with senior years spent full of remorse. Don't be fooled by all of this career girl nonsense. I have an aunt that is now in her 50's who took that route and she is an extremely unhappy person full of regret. The financial rewards of such a life don't make up for the fact that one is left feeling empty in old age. This is going to be Jill's destiny, and she threw it all away to dedicate her life to renting cars. Ohh, you have to love the irony.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by formere-tard

True, but everyone is going to want to retire at some point in time. Nobody is going to want some old, overweight turbo-bitch with all the charm of a chapped ass. Also, a woman's libido naturally decreases after the onset of menopause, as does her attractiveness. Without offspring, she is doomed to a rather unfullfilling life with senior years spent full of remorse. Don't be fooled by all of this career girl nonsense. I have an aunt that is now in her 50's who took that route and she is an extremely unhappy person full of regret. The financial rewards of such a life don't make up for the fact that one is left feeling empty in old age. This is going to be Jill's destiny, and she threw it all away to dedicate her life to renting cars. Ohh, you have to love the irony.

I spit on that bitch, whatever karmic hell she has brought on she deserves.

"LES YEUX SANS VISAGE"

[formere-tard]

Originally Posted by Robert

I spit on that bitch, whatever karmic hell she has brought on she deserves.

"LES YEUX SANS VISAGE"

Robert,
You almost made me ruin my laptop by spitting apple juice up after reading the last statement. Try to give a little advanced warning before being so funny in the future.

You're right. Jill deserves every bit of misery and unhappiness possible just by being such a back biting, psychotic, hormonal bitch. If I had to pick the 3 most unpleasant bitches at ERAC during my stay there, it would probably go:

1. Kelly McNamara
2. Jill Falkengren
3. Diane Newvine

May they all suffer for the misery they brought upon their co-workers.

[Taylorcakes]

Originally Posted by Robert

I spit on that bitch, whatever karmic hell she has brought on she deserves.

"LES YEUX SANS VISAGE"

Good grief! Take it easy! In through the nose out through the mouth. Christ, a lot of telephone tough guys on this thread. I worked very close with Jill way back in the day. Most days (if not everyday) I couldn't effing stand her, but I'd never post publicly the shite that some of y'all are posting. She was one if not THE reason for me leaving the company, but I don't wish that her eggs dry up or that some Karmic hell to reign down on her. My god, such anger and hatred. Despite all the horseshit y'all think she deserves, I can only imagine how she would feel if she were to log on and read some of the stuff written here. No one deserves that. Not even Jill people. I can't stop y'all from posting terrible things, but remember that the hammer of karma does swing both ways. Remember what Bob Marley said: "One love, one life, let's get together and feel all right".

C'mon folks, one love!

Originally Posted by Taylorcakes

Good grief! Take it easy! In through the nose out through the mouth. Christ, a lot of telephone tough guys on this thread. I worked very close with Jill way back in the day. Most days (if not everyday) I couldn't effing stand her, but I'd never post publicly the shite that some of y'all are posting. She was one if not THE reason for me leaving the company, but I don't wish that her eggs dry up or that some Karmic hell to reign down on her. My god, such anger and hatred. Despite all the horseshit y'all think she deserves, I can only imagine how she would feel if she were to log on and read some of the stuff written here. No one deserves that. Not even Jill people. I can't stop y'all from posting terrible things, but remember that the hammer of karma does swing both ways. Remember what Bob Marley said: "One love, one life, let's get together and feel all right".

C'mon folks, one love!

Start writing a list of fucked up things she said and did to you, then check back in here before defending Jill