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  #101 (permalink)  
Old 2005-10-14
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Yep, Weiner hiring his old friends to follow him into OK.

Someone on the inside told me that Weidner is actually spending a SHITLOAD of money to renovate and relocate a bunch of branches across the Tulsa area. Oh, but he's not spending the money - the branch managers are! Too bad Nascar doesn't come into Oklahoma, or they could all look forward to awesome deals he'd create.

Okay, to answer the question above about why LCAM's are becoming Area Managers, it's because the company's new focus is on the corporate program and trying to grow it and steal from Hertz Goldmembers. "Yes, Mr. Company President. We value your continued business so much, we will give you a FREE corporate account, which guarantees you vehicles with more miles and cheaper prices!" Of course, if Mr. Company President knew that the cars are no more guaranteed than a regular Natres and miles are unilimited for the average Joe now, AND that his set price is about $30 more than the average retail rate, he'd be kicking that sumbitch right out of his office! Hertz goldmembers don't get the greatest rates either, but at least they get those airline miles!

ERAC, corporate program, and Weiner - kiss my ASS and keep drinking your Kool-Aid. I'm glad I got out when I did.
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Old 2005-10-14
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Default Re: Ready to quit Admin 5799

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Yep, Weiner hiring his old friends to follow him into OK.

Someone on the inside told me that Weidner is actually spending a SHITLOAD of money to renovate and relocate a bunch of branches across the Tulsa area. Oh, but he's not spending the money - the branch managers are! Too bad Nascar doesn't come into Oklahoma, or they could all look forward to awesome deals he'd create.

Okay, to answer the question above about why LCAM's are becoming Area Managers, it's because the company's new focus is on the corporate program and trying to grow it and steal from Hertz Goldmembers. "Yes, Mr. Company President. We value your continued business so much, we will give you a FREE corporate account, which guarantees you vehicles with more miles and cheaper prices!" Of course, if Mr. Company President knew that the cars are no more guaranteed than a regular Natres and miles are unilimited for the average Joe now, AND that his set price is about $30 more than the average retail rate, he'd be kicking that sumbitch right out of his office! Hertz goldmembers don't get the greatest rates either, but at least they get those airline miles!

ERAC, corporate program, and Weiner - kiss my ASS and keep drinking your Kool-Aid. I'm glad I got out when I did.
Just one "regular" rental from Enterprise and Hertz Goldmembers will never go back there again.
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Old 2005-10-16
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I Love Group 57!!!!!!
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Old 2005-10-17
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casino nite sucked!
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Old 2005-10-17
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Default Re: Ready to quit Admin 5799

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casino nite sucked!
Didn't you quit yet?? Werne't you talking about quititng like 3 months ago? The second I shit, I got off the pot, if you know what I mean.
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Old 2005-10-20
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Who are the top 5 MT's in group 57 right now and what branch do they work out of?
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Old 2005-10-23
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Who are the top 5 MT's in group 57 right now and what branch do they work out of?
who even knows all the trainees in the group to be able to determine that?
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  #108 (permalink)  
Old 2005-10-23
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Yeah, screw the matrix anyway....it's just another reason to lie and manipulate numbers.....throw in a couple of fake SAMS, sell some shady dub, file a fake corporate lead here and there. Don't even act like it doesn't go on...although maybe that so they can find the people that are solutions oriented. I got my numbers straight up...and if that meant not beating the shit out of a customer to get higher package points and not filing false papers then so be it.
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Old 2005-10-23
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Ryan Koons, what's up man?
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Ryan Koons, what's up man?

Sorry, but no. I've heard of him....didn't he work in Reading? If you look at my other posts here, it's obvious I didn't work in Reading.
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