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Old 2006-02-27
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Default Re: Car Sales

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Originally Posted by John was Holmes
really john holmes? why don't you come down to our branch and say it to our face!
Ha, what would you do, say Im sorry you feel that way but what will it take to get you in a car today. I wish he would come in and say it because 90% of employees that are so used to bending over for customers would just take it and try and help him out
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Old 2006-03-01
West Side Story
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I'll come down and say it to you. Every manager in car sales is a worthless pussy. Tell us when you are no longer losing money for the company. My bonus goes to you shit bags - the DUI's the losers that can't cut it in Rental and Admin doesn't want.

Go fuck yourself - try making a profit you worthless ass
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Old 2006-03-02
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I'll come down and say it to you. Every manager in car sales is a worthless pussy. Tell us when you are no longer losing money for the company. My bonus goes to you shit bags - the DUI's the losers that can't cut it in Rental and Admin doesn't want.

Go fuck yourself - try making a profit you worthless ass

come on down, i dare you to say it!
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Old 2006-03-06
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I went down to say it to your face this weekend - oh my god - you losers are worse off than any of us at any branch - I am still fucking laughing -


I couldn't do any worse to you losers at car sales than you all ready did to yourself by going into that dept - you are all such dumb losers ha ha ha ha

do you asses ever make any money?
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Old 2006-03-06
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Default Re: Car Sales

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Originally Posted by West Side Story
I went down to say it to your face this weekend - oh my god - you losers are worse off than any of us at any branch - I am still fucking laughing -


I couldn't do any worse to you losers at car sales than you all ready did to yourself by going into that dept - you are all such dumb losers ha ha ha ha

do you asses ever make any money?

Dude, what did car sales ever do to you? I can't talk for GP57, but I know someone in another group that is in Car Sales and he seems to make some decent money. I guess my opinion is, why not just go and work at a traditional car dealership if you want to sell cars?
The biggest frustration I've heard from him is that a good amount of the people you try and sell a car to do not qualify for a loan.

I guess I just don't see the point of sticking with Enterprise if you want to sell cars. Am I the only one thinking this way?
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Old 2006-03-06
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I am sure other groups car sales do fine --

group 57 car sales is the only one in the country that has taken more that 3 years to get out of the red (still not out of the red) -

they treat everyone in rental like jerks - the one dealer I do a lot of business with sold me a car on a better deal than car sales could with an employee discount (by $2500)

This tread is for group 57 car sales only - no profit assholes -

how would they feel if we rented a car to them for more than some Joe off the street....
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Old 2006-03-06
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I am sure other groups car sales do fine --

group 57 car sales is the only one in the country that has taken more that 3 years to get out of the red (still not out of the red) -

they treat everyone in rental like jerks - the one dealer I do a lot of business with sold me a car on a better deal than car sales could with an employee discount (by $2500)

This tread is for group 57 car sales only - no profit assholes -

how would they feel if we rented a car to them for more than some Joe off the street....


That why it seems to me that their market is people who are deperate for a car, or too foolish to shop around for a lower deal.
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Old 2006-03-06
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Default Re: Car Sales

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Originally Posted by West Side Story
I am sure other groups car sales do fine --

group 57 car sales is the only one in the country that has taken more that 3 years to get out of the red (still not out of the red) -

they treat everyone in rental like jerks - the one dealer I do a lot of business with sold me a car on a better deal than car sales could with an employee discount (by $2500)

This tread is for group 57 car sales only - no profit assholes -

how would they feel if we rented a car to them for more than some Joe off the street....
West Side, you are way to hostile dude. Car sales employees are the laziest in the Grope, except for the pork chops at Admin. Branch employees make the least and work the hardest. Now you know more than you did yesterday. The greatest employees to ever grace a desk in car sales were Nhan Vo and James Pierce. Effing legendary. They got a way with doing next to nothing and made more money than the average mt. You tell me who is really being had. Your local dealership probably sees you as a tragic figure and just wants to cut you some slack because you're caught in the meat grinder. Your college degree and a steamer left in the hallway at the crowne plaza are actually interchangeable. sorry dude.

"Growth, Opportunity, Promotion"!!!

Last edited by David Brent; 2006-03-06 at 18:10. Reason: felt like it
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Old 2006-03-06
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West Side, you are way to hostile dude. Car sales employees are the laziest in the Grope, except for the pork chops at Admin. Branch employees make the least and work the hardest. Now you know more than you did yesterday. The greatest employees to ever grace a desk in car sales were Nhan Vo and James Pierce. Effing legendary. They got a way with doing next to nothing and made more money than the average mt. You tell me who is really being had. Your local dealership probably sees you as a tragic figure and just wants to cut you some slack because you're caught in the meat grinder. Your college degree and a steamer left in the hallway at the crowne plaza are actually interchangeable. sorry dude.

"Growth, Opportunity, Promotion"!!!
Your college degree and a steamer left in the hallway at the crowne plaza are actually interchangeable.

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Old 2006-03-07
West Side Story
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Originally Posted by David Brent
West Side, you are way to hostile dude. Car sales employees are the laziest in the Grope, except for the pork chops at Admin. Branch employees make the least and work the hardest. Now you know more than you did yesterday. The greatest employees to ever grace a desk in car sales were Nhan Vo and James Pierce. Effing legendary. They got a way with doing next to nothing and made more money than the average mt. You tell me who is really being had. Your local dealership probably sees you as a tragic figure and just wants to cut you some slack because you're caught in the meat grinder. Your college degree and a steamer left in the hallway at the crowne plaza are actually interchangeable. sorry dude.

"Growth, Opportunity, Promotion"!!!

you made my day --- the hostility is gone --- thank you David
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