Office Romances Group 57

[Gareth Keenan]

In my very short tenure, in which I never went on one sales call and refused to work over time, and asked for a transfer to California during the intial interview, there was a certainly manager at a certain airport branch that wound up leaving his wife to marry his trainee and getting her preggers...hmmmm nothing to see her, file pass and stop rubber necking...

Any other good gossip?

Spill it. I wanna know who has been throating Weidners vienna sausage on company time.

P.S. I never went to single night out at a bar...that was always a great plan spend 13 hours at work then go drink with the people you hated...then drive home smashed...

[David Brent]

Mr. Keenan your memory should be commended. Looks like none of these boners are going to touch this one. I know exactly what you're talking about. Tell us all about the time you ate lunch with Tobin...

[GP57 Dropout]

Originally Posted by Gareth Keenan

In my very short tenure, in which I never went on one sales call and refused to work over time, and asked for a transfer to California during the intial interview, there was a certainly manager at a certain airport branch that wound up leaving his wife to marry his trainee and getting her preggers...hmmmm nothing to see her, file pass and stop rubber necking...

Any other good gossip?

Spill it. I wanna know who has been throating Weidners vienna sausage on company time.

P.S. I never went to single night out at a bar...that was always a great plan spend 13 hours at work then go drink with the people you hated...then drive home smashed...

If you were around when Tom Tobin was, then it was before my time. The adultery running wild at Enterprise is sickening. But when you have to come in and do amoderate amount of lying each and cheating every day at work, then I guess it transfers over to your home life quite easily.

Originally Posted by GP57 Dropout

If you were around when Tom Tobin was, then it was before my time. The adultery running wild at Enterprise is sickening. But when you have to come in and do amoderate amount of lying each and cheating every day at work, then I guess it transfers over to your home life quite easily.

shut up

[Gareth Keenan]

Lets see during the initial training they took us to a rad lunch of stale nachos and rotten salsa at Sierre Madre. SO he was fielding questions about the company from all these unknowing idiots, I turned my face to the side and started to discuss music with some of the gang. I thought the geezer's name was Tim Tobin until I had been with the company for 3 months before I knew it was Tom. How could you forget this shit fer brains? Comb over face rippled with pits from severe acne......What a winner!!!

Here's some advice...GET OUT OF ENTERPRISE...YOu are wasting your time and ruining your ability to function in the real work world...End your misery.

[GP57 Dropout]

Originally Posted by Unregisteredd

shut up

If I offended you than you obviously work at Admin. Just keep it in your pants until oyu get home, slappy.

does taking it in the rear everyday count as an affair?

how about sticking it to every customer that came into my branch?

[David Brent]

It is unbelievable how on-point this Keenan is on each of his posts. Effing Tim Tobin!! That part of the post alone deserves to hit the big board/best of...get on it, site administrators!!

Office romances..hmm...circa 1999, how about a branch manager (57C1) sliding the taco with a trainee from a branch close by? For some reason, roller blades come to mind...Events that occured inside the Chambersburg branch and it's parking lot could fill half a page on here, dude! Enterprise is totally deplorable in it's handling of these types of events. Effing Tim Tobin!!

Originally Posted by Gareth Keenan

P.S. I never went to single night out at a bar...that was always a great plan spend 13 hours at work then go drink with the people you hated...then drive home smashed...

At the end of my ERAC "Career" I actually thought about driving off the road into a "ditch" to avoid going to work because I hated it so much---this was on my fucking hour commute each way to work. After that I decided I needed to leave--haha.

Originally Posted by Unregistered77

At the end of my ERAC "Career" I actually thought about driving off the road into a "ditch" to avoid going to work because I hated it so much---this was on my fucking hour commute each way to work. After that I decided I needed to leave--haha.

Loser. Who would kill themselves over that craphole?