Company Picnic Memories

[Gareth Keenan]

This is the ONLY enterprise function I ever attended in the 5 months I worked there...

My name was pulled in the raffle. I won the picnic bag!

Eff yeah...Inside was an enterprise box camera and an enterprise bottled water! When I went to open the bottle the seal was half missing and had already been drank out of!

Mean while that year onbe fo the asshole drivers won the home stereo system and a city manager won the PS2....hmm go figure that one out.

Thanks for nothing Enterprise...

Originally Posted by Gareth Keenan

This is the ONLY enterprise function I ever attended in the 5 months I worked there...

My name was pulled in the raffle. I won the picnic bag!

Eff yeah...Inside was an enterprise box camera and an enterprise bottled water! When I went to open the bottle the seal was half missing and had already been drank out of!

Mean while that year onbe fo the asshole drivers won the home stereo system and a city manager won the PS2....hmm go figure that one out.

Thanks for nothing Enterprise...

Yeah, those slimy-ass fucks!! For X-mas last year we got to pick from a list of several DVDs. Well, when we got our gifts (almost two months after X-mas) they'd cheated us on the movies. I only got one DVD outta the 4 that I chose. The other three movies were shit I'd never even picked out!!

Use that camera to take a pic of your ass and mail it to your City Manager. Let that be your two week notice.

FUCK ERAC

Originally Posted by thisplacesux

Yeah, those slimy-ass fucks!! For X-mas last year we got to pick from a list of several DVDs. Well, when we got our gifts (almost two months after X-mas) they'd cheated us on the movies. I only got one DVD outta the 4 that I chose. The other three movies were shit I'd never even picked out!!

Use that camera to take a pic of your ass and mail it to your City Manager. Let that be your two week notice.

FUCK ERAC

The one year, this old a$$ driver won some hip hop cd's....that was hilarious

[David Brent]

Originally Posted by Gareth Keenan

This is the ONLY enterprise function I ever attended in the 5 months I worked there...

My name was pulled in the raffle. I won the picnic bag!

Eff yeah...Inside was an enterprise box camera and an enterprise bottled water! When I went to open the bottle the seal was half missing and had already been drank out of!

Mean while that year onbe fo the asshole drivers won the home stereo system and a city manager won the PS2....hmm go figure that one out.

Thanks for nothing Enterprise...

Gareth!! This board is falling apart in your absence. Please do us all a favor and get back into it! Why don't you talk about an infamous run-in with those pricks at forbes chevrolet? Calling Mr. Keenan. GP57 dropout is putting us to effing sleep already.

[GP57 Dropout]

Originally Posted by David Brent

Gareth!! This board is falling apart in your absence. Please do us all a favor and get back into it! Why don't you talk about an infamous run-in with those pricks at forbes chevrolet? Calling Mr. Keenan. GP57 dropout is putting us to effing sleep already.

David, how do you normally wake up Gareth when he falls asleep as you're blowing him? Maybe you should try that.

P.S. you're old and most people on the board don't care about the people you mention....because they quit less than 3 years ago. and to answer your question you asked me on another board...I can't believe you couldn't guess from the screenname, but I DO NOT work at Enterprise anymore.