New Phone Guide ??!@#^*??&??*!!@#????

[Captain Fucking Bleedgreen]

Originally Posted by David Brent

Failing Admin, no worrries, I'll handle your light work.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?? GET BACK TO IRONING YOUR SHIRTS AND PRACTICING YOUR PHANTOM SELL IN THE MIRROR!! YOU'RE IN PRISON, BRO. DO THE TIME AND DON'T WASTE OURS WITH THIS UNPRODUCTIVE BILGE.

Okay so that post was really mean spirited David Brent, but it still made me laugh. Thanks for that.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by just the facts

failing admin, it does not cost to make a res like at other companies you must leave deposits and if you do not show they will charge you. not the case at erac at least in penn. happens all the time acually more then when we don;t have a car i am sure of the that. maybe different in cali.

Yes, I know that Enterprise doesn't require a deposit or payment or take credit card information when making a reservation for a customer, and yes, I know that many other companies do this, such as airlines. And I also understand that many customers just plain old don't show up.

This is not, however, justification for intentionally overbooking or doing the "book, don't look". Just because some customers don't honor their reservations doesn't mean Enterprise is justified in dishonoring any and all reservations when it suits them.

[the dazzle]

wait hertz, avis, or kulp do not charge a depo for a reservation so what are you talking about? Go do a comp. report before talking.

first of all lets establish somethin kulp is big in pottstown and surrounding and they lose money and are a joke as a rental car company. they have a niche and they do it well end of story. second of all avis and hertz used to take depo until erac got big and then they were forced to. dazzle let it go!

I'd hang right up on the bastards, if the echimps used that phone scam that they are now REQUIRED to use. You shall see a lot of people getting pissed off by just calling ecrap. Remember that the phone script is the BUZZWORD this month, have no fear it will fade as quickly as it came in.

[David Brent]

Originally Posted by intheknow57

first of all lets establish somethin kulp is big in pottstown and surrounding and they lose money and are a joke as a rental car company. they have a niche and they do it well end of story. second of all avis and hertz used to take depo until erac got big and then they were forced to. dazzle let it go!

Effing "intheknow57"? This is a laugh riot in and of itself. You've assumed part of the entriprise-droid-chimpanzee lingo as your screen name. That's wonderful. Your golden ability to communicate through typing is a telling clue as to why you are at eracket. I'll bet Kulp doesn't have a turnover rate of 60+%. They definitely do not make extra money by lying to customers and crap canning reservations. YOU AND ERACKET ARE THE JOKE. PLEASE KEEP DEFENDING YOUR S-HOLE EMPLOYER ON HERE...YOU KEEP US LAUGHING!

THANKS.

david brent, lets establish another thing you non hacker! kulp's workforce is 60 + in age and our car preps/drivers would be erac's only employees and i would hope that it would not be 60+ in turnover if that were the case. also too you failed at enterprise and you come on here like you have something to prove but you were a big fat failure! yes you can say i am loser that i work here and i am brainwashed blah blah. but in reality i have worked with enterprise for over 4 years and i am rolling and you on the other hand either had too big of an ego like somebody owed you something and your were too good for this(snob) or you were a mental midget which i believe it was a combination of both. flat out you were probably just a straight up pussy mommas boy! if i leave erac i can certainly tell you i will move on with grace and class and close the chapter on this and start a new chapter and at least leave on my own with some dignity and put erac in the past. let it go!

Originally Posted by intheknow57

david brent, lets establish another thing you non hacker! kulp's workforce is 60 + in age and our car preps/drivers would be erac's only employees and i would hope that it would not be 60+ in turnover if that were the case. also too you failed at enterprise and you come on here like you have something to prove but you were a big fat failure! yes you can say i am loser that i work here and i am brainwashed blah blah. but in reality i have worked with enterprise for over 4 years and i am rolling and you on the other hand either had too big of an ego like somebody owed you something and your were too good for this(snob) or you were a mental midget which i believe it was a combination of both. flat out you were probably just a straight up pussy mommas boy! if i leave erac i can certainly tell you i will move on with grace and class and close the chapter on this and start a new chapter and at least leave on my own with some dignity and put erac in the past. let it go!

"in the know"...OK, dude, lets start with the fact that you are one of about 15% of employees dumb enough to stay more than 2-3 years. I assume you are in rental, therefore probably a branch manager, because if you are NOT a branch manager or above, and you are still there after 4 years, you have to be the biggest walking cock on the planet.

Yes, you sure are "rollin" like you said....rollin' unsuspecting customers into crap unsafe cars, and revelling in glory and high fiving your trainees (who depise you) when you sell the poor elderly lady dub.

(budweiser singer guy kicks in...."REAL MAN OF GEN-IUS"
Today we salute you, branch with minimal leadership skills.
You are a true example of a poor promotional system in effect.
A little ass-smoochin’ here, sell some dub there, completely buy yourself into a greedy system, and what do you have?
A walking cock as a manager with little knowledge outside of rental and a damn poor leader
(cheesy background music----You suck in so many ways)
Sure, you could provide a much more pleasant working environment for your employees, but why would you?
That would make too much sense and you're not a sensible guy.
(cheesy background music----Why would you care)
40 hour week, 1 hour lunches, Employee Satisfaction. You simply scoff at those terms as you dream of that big commission check some day.
Sell up. Sell DUB. Occupancy. Book the deals.
Now, THOSE terms make you giggle like a schoolgirl.
(Cheesy background music---Let's play hopscotch)
As you drive from pick up to pick up in your cargo van, you think to yourself.
Damn. I'm the bomb. The coolest thing this side of zavacky's office.
(cheesy background music---love that mobile home)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh manager of mayhem, because when your branch needs some cars, you can bet your lame clichés that your area manager will tell you to "just make it happen".

with that much time on your hands you could have been promoted but probably never made it past a trainee! another pussy mommas boy. everybody wants something easy and handed to them. maybe you can get a civil service job and collect 35k decent benefits for the next 30 years. maybe shit storm you can get a job down at the borough sewer plant and drown yourself in that cess pool of shit!

[David Brent]

Originally Posted by intheknow57

with that much time on your hands you could have been promoted but probably never made it past a trainee! another pussy mommas boy. everybody wants something easy and handed to them. maybe you can get a civil service job and collect 35k decent benefits for the next 30 years. maybe shit storm you can get a job down at the borough sewer plant and drown yourself in that cess pool of shit!

Hello! inthehole, your manager's a-hole. What is it that you do not understand. THIS SITE EXISTS BECAUSE ERACKET IS A SHAM, AN EFFING PYRAMID SCHEME. Everyone who terminates their employment at your company does so willingly! Eracket has never had to layoff employees in its history because the employees do it voluntarily! The meat grinder churns through college grads with degrees in elementary educaton, marketing, chemistry...you name it. Kids try it out, get boned hard on hours and chicken feed pay, and then they wake up. Most can't deal with the unethical bs that is encouraged and practiced there. F dude, it happens all the time! The retention there is non-existent; 30% stay, 70% walk. "Pussy momma's boys"? My instinct tells me that you're a proud graduate from shippensburg or Penn State-Mont Alto, fraternity member, and are moderately overweight. YOU NEED ERAC TO KEEP RIPPING YOUR ASSHOLE APART.

ENJOY IT YOU GORILLA.