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Originally Posted by intheknow57

david brent, lets establish another thing you non hacker! kulp's workforce is 60 + in age and our car preps/drivers would be erac's only employees and i would hope that it would not be 60+ in turnover if that were the case. also too you failed at enterprise and you come on here like you have something to prove but you were a big fat failure! yes you can say i am loser that i work here and i am brainwashed blah blah. but in reality i have worked with enterprise for over 4 years and i am rolling and you on the other hand either had too big of an ego like somebody owed you something and your were too good for this(snob) or you were a mental midget which i believe it was a combination of both. flat out you were probably just a straight up pussy mommas boy! if i leave erac i can certainly tell you i will move on with grace and class and close the chapter on this and start a new chapter and at least leave on my own with some dignity and put erac in the past. let it go!

Walking cock!! That’s a hilarious mental picture!

I wouldn’t be proud of the fact that, for the last four years, you’ve been getting bent over. That’s something you might wanna keep b/w you and your therapist. I’ll bet you’ve also got your Achievers’ Awards (if you won any) hanging on your fridge. “Look mommy! I made Mr. Taylor some more money this month!” Or they’ve been laminated, so when you masturbate over them, they don’t get stained. =)

Non-hacker? Is that something you say to feel better in the mornings? Do you look in the mirror and say “I’m better than all those non-hackers! Well, time to go detail some Kias, get screamed at by management, and then make shit for money.”

You are not special. As much as you believe that (and as much as ERAC would like you to believe that) it just isn’t so. People leave that place b/c it sucks. Greed, personal agendas and incompetence. That’s all I saw there.

I guess it’s more desirable to think of yourself as a rough and tough “survivor” than it is to face the harsh reality that you’re a putz. And all the Enterprise chants cannot change that.

After suffering through your poorly written/thought out reply, I’d say that you are the mental midget. Here’s a sad example: “but in reality i have worked with enterprise for over 4 years and i am rolling and you on the other hand either had too big of an ego like somebody owed you something and your were too good for this(snob) or you were a mental midget which i believe it was a combination of both.”

Wow! It’s called punctuation, bro. It’s hard to tell when one {guffaw} “thought” begins and the other ends. And you graduated from college? Must’ve been a shitty JUCO or something like that.

And someone isn’t being a “snob” because they chose not to let this company fuck them.

You need to sit down, get your thoughts together, (if that’s possible) and come back to try again later.

[David Brent]

Originally Posted by Gimme a break!!!

Walking cock!! That’s a hilarious mental picture!

I wouldn’t be proud of the fact that, for the last four years, you’ve been getting bent over. That’s something you might wanna keep b/w you and your therapist. I’ll bet you’ve also got your Achievers’ Awards (if you won any) hanging on your fridge. “Look mommy! I made Mr. Taylor some more money this month!” Or they’ve been laminated, so when you masturbate over them, they don’t get stained. =)

Non-hacker? Is that something you say to feel better in the mornings? Do you look in the mirror and say “I’m better than all those non-hackers! Well, time to go detail some Kias, get screamed at by management, and then make shit for money.”

You are not special. As much as you believe that (and as much as ERAC would like you to believe that) it just isn’t so. People leave that place b/c it sucks. Greed, personal agendas and incompetence. That’s all I saw there.

I guess it’s more desirable to think of yourself as a rough and tough “survivor” than it is to face the harsh reality that you’re a putz. And all the Enterprise chants cannot change that.

After suffering through your poorly written/thought out reply, I’d say that you are the mental midget. Here’s a sad example: “but in reality i have worked with enterprise for over 4 years and i am rolling and you on the other hand either had too big of an ego like somebody owed you something and your were too good for this(snob) or you were a mental midget which i believe it was a combination of both.”

Wow! It’s called punctuation, bro. It’s hard to tell when one {guffaw} “thought” begins and the other ends. And you graduated from college? Must’ve been a shitty JUCO or something like that.

And someone isn’t being a “snob” because they chose not to let this company fuck them.

You need to sit down, get your thoughts together, (if that’s possible) and come back to try again later.

Finally, a reasonably intelligent reply on this thread. I was getting totally disappointed. Thanks dude.

Hey intheknow, you do realize you come off as a stupid prick, right? But that's good; you've got job security with that dump of a company.

Does the chimpy want another banana? I thought so. Just sell some more dub and you'll get it.

You have my permission to remove Andy Taylor's cock from your butt. It's gotta be getting uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by gp65:(

...sometimes life doesn't follow the script...

That is so poetic...

I'll bet my minimum wage that Gp65 is morbidly obese...just a hunch.

Originally Posted by David Brent

Finally, a reasonably intelligent reply on this thread. I was getting totally disappointed. Thanks dude.

Don’t mention it. I love goading people like him. And it will be fun, should he keep responding; he appears to have very limited communication skills. Yeah, I know that makes me a bit of a bully, but whaddya gonna do?

I agree with you. The retention rate of ERAC is embarrassing. How can someone, especially someone who works there, not be concerned when the staff is ever-changing? Only a complete stooge would go “Well, they just can’t hack it! I’m number one, I’m number one!!” The intelligent folks leave, b/c they realize ERAC is a scam, and the dumb ones stay, b/c they HAVEN’T realized Enterprise is a scam. The poor fools. The poor, disillusioned fools.

And I’d say you were being generous with your numbers. I would imagine that close to 85% walk. And the rest stay in the toilet bowl.

Did you catch that, intheknow? You are just a buoyant turd floating in a john. And you thought nobody cared.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Unregistered2006

I'll bet my minimum wage that Gp65 is morbidly obese...just a hunch.

So I guess that whole career as a diplomat didn't work out, huh?

Originally Posted by intheknow57

with that much time on your hands you could have been promoted but probably never made it past a trainee! another pussy mommas boy. everybody wants something easy and handed to them. maybe you can get a civil service job and collect 35k decent benefits for the next 30 years. maybe shit storm you can get a job down at the borough sewer plant and drown yourself in that cess pool of shit!

Ya, I DO have a lot more time on my hands, and so does your women since you are never home. Did you get that $20 I left on the night stand? I left it while you were sloppin down pizza and beer at that ecrap "after hours of course" Dub class.

By the way, ....she likes it anal.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Shit_storm

Ya, I DO have a lot more time on my hands, and so does your women since you are never home. Did you get that $20 I left on the night stand? I left it while you were sloppin down pizza and beer at that ecrap "after hours of course" Dub class.

By the way, ....she likes it anal.

Hey Shit_storm,

Let's take it easy on these. You're really pushing the limits here. Nobody wants to read this.

Admin

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Hey Shit_storm,

Let's take it easy on these. You're really pushing the limits here. Nobody wants to read this.

Admin

I thought it was kinda funny. After all, we do have free speech here, right? So it is not the most constrctive thing to say. Big deal. I've read far worse on this site.