David Brent And Gareth Keenan have announced their engagement

Your embarrassingly flawed logic about people having no guts b/c they go unregistered is laughable. I could say my name is Tom Clancy. Or George Lucas . . . if you prefer. Call me Ishmael. Hey, I don’t mind.

This is a web board, mush head. It’s not like we are speaking face to face. It’s not like we’re even talking on a phone. Do you think you’re a real-life Braveheart since you use your name? Just b/c you’ve deemed it courageous to do so doesn’t mean it is fact. Please, oh Crusader, enlighten me with your theory on how being registered or using your name amounts to squat.

Also, by you even suggesting that your posts keep this site afloat serves as testimony to how self-aggrandizing and delusional you are. Davy Brent, the Failing Enterprise Super-Star! The narcissistic tone behind many of your statements is nauseating. It’s not like your posts have people glued to their screens, dying of anticipation, anxiously awaiting more messages from good ol’ Dave.

Another setback you seem to have is constantly yammering about money. We’ve all heard it. It’s getting old, Dave. And it’s kinda like the guy who brags non-stop about how much pussy he’s getting. But in reality, he’s been buffing his sausage for the past ten months. And the funny part is no one cares. Stop praising yourself.

I mean, do you feel you’re the only employee to have left Enterprise that doesn’t work at office max or have a cheap haircut? Let me reiterate: Vanity, thy name is David. I do very well, like most of my friends that left, and like many other people in this world. Until I see your name on Forbs, you are not special. Get some ice for that dangerously swollen melon of yours.