We Love You David Brent!!!

Man, where did you go? You were just starting to really get your ass slammed. I was hooked on reading the lashings other posters handed out to you. Please, come back. This site needs more cannon fodder.

[David Brent]

I couldn't hack erac and now I admit that I can not hack the failing enterprise discussion board. I offer my sincerest apology for any inappropriate language or hostility in any of my posts. Finally, I extend a warm welcome for any one on this board to come and visit The West Shore Evangelical Free Church in Mechanicsburg. Services are held every Sunday at 9am and 11am. Hope to see you there. God Bless.

U can write slogans on church boards till the cows come home.....ur still a douche

Originally Posted by Unregistered

U can write slogans on church boards till the cows come home.....ur still a douche

"till the cows come home"????? Now,.....Whose the douche?????

[GP57 Dropout]

Ha! I have to admit that's funny, though I don't know when you and I started having beef.

Originally Posted by David Brent

I couldn't hack erac and now I admit that I can not hack the failing enterprise discussion board. I offer my sincerest apology for any inappropriate language or hostility in any of my posts. Finally, I extend a warm welcome for any one on this board to come and visit The West Shore Evangelical Free Church in Mechanicsburg. Services are held every Sunday at 9am and 11am. Hope to see you there. God Bless.

Well . . . at least you understand.

And all you need to apologize about is your shitty posts and terrible sense of humor. You’re not funny, David. And you’re language (as primitive as it is) was never under question.

Well, farewell, idiot. I’m sure you’ve read all the slams about you. Please, do not post anymore. You suck. Oh, and the little picture just proves how much time you have on your hands. Fuck off, please.

Love always . . . .

Originally Posted by GP57 Dropout

Ha! I have to admit that's funny, though I don't know when you and I started having beef.

I would say when you told him to slide into a pool of AIDS. Good idea.

Originally Posted by S-storm

Since it is a Catholic Church . . . alter boys would've been better. Just another example of your crappy humor. Oh well.

Buh-bye.

Originally Posted by David Brent

I couldn't hack erac and now I admit that I can not hack the failing enterprise discussion board. I offer my sincerest apology for any inappropriate language or hostility in any of my posts. Finally, I extend a warm welcome for any one on this board to come and visit The West Shore Evangelical Free Church in Mechanicsburg. Services are held every Sunday at 9am and 11am. Hope to see you there. God Bless.

Let us bow our heads in remembrance of Mr. David Brent. Yes, he was simple . . . but that didn’t make him any less special.

David wouldn’t want everyone to sit around and mourn. He’d want us remember the good times we shared. And the best way to do that is to tell stories about him, the way he told stories about old employees.

So everyone is encouraged to log on for one minute this Sunday at 9:30am and post their favorite anecdote by the clever Mr. Brent. These will be sent out to his loved ones and close friends.

These are heartrending times, not only for the fans at Failing Enterprise . . . but for the entire county. God Bless.