The best employee Enterprise currently has

Paul "Pauly Walnuts" Vannorman (car prep at 5721) is hands down the best employee in ERAC. He not only washes and cleans cars but has the time to tell anyone who will listen exactly what is on his mind. He rents his house from erac for god sake , hes more competent than half the mt's in the area. He should actually get paid more than most of those wastes of space.

I guess that also makes him smart enough to not be a trainee!

Walnutz smells...

I bet walnuts can smoke more cigs then you!

"Pauly Walnuts" has been a staple to the greater Emmaus area and certainly an asset to any convenience store that sells cigarettes. His ability to quickly and thoroughly clean rental cars is unparalleled in GP57. An added bonus to all 5721 employees is his hatred for President Bush and his unyeilding passion for the New York Yankees. Pauly Walnuts added the much needed drama to the mind-numbing days I put in at 5721 that kept it interesting. He was a men amongst boys in the car prep profession and I'm confident the man would take a bullet for me.

how walnuts even gets press is hilarious.... that guy looks like he should be at graterford maximum security prison....

Snowball?

WHAT YA GONNA DO BROTHER!?!!?!

Once upon a time Ben Riley and Walnuts were at a strip club. Walnuts got all pissed because Ben spit in his face. Then Walnuts realized two things: 1. Ben was not even paying attention to him, and 2. It wasn't spit. Nothing a lil bit of Mesko couldn't clean up though.

I heard Walnuts was going to fight Norm for a 25 cent raise.