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Old 2007-08-11
Ask 36's Michelle Johnson
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Yep I am a disgruntled employee who has found additional ways to supplement your income, and before Cavoli starts talking, yes i know its wrong but it feels so goooood. And besides is it any different than lying about pay plans or not paying employees for not getting a lunch or not paying employees when we have to drive to some dumb ass meeting (sure we would be going there on our own time). Anyways leave others if I miss some.

1.Fuel-of course this is obvious. start right away and say you were trained to enter miles in '12345'. And do it at random times like say you need the gas card for a car when you are going to drop off a customer and before you return go to you car and filler up.

2.Cash Customers-this is a no brainer. You can do anything from getting the right amount and recomputing after the customer leaves to making some bogus 'right-off for Esqi' deals. This is where building relationships with your dirtball customers is so great.

3.Days off-for all level 2s you DO have sick time, so don't ask for days off; instead call in sick.

4.Before U Quit-use up all your choice days, you dont get paid for those...but you do your sick. Try to quit on your anniversary as well, right when you re-up.

5.Tires-take a car home at night that is the same model as what you have and switch em out.

6.Love thy Dealership-shady peple are in the Service Drive use this to your advantage. Have them get you some sweet aftermarket parts for your own wheels but giving them bogus info that they can say they did repairs on the easiest is taking out all the engine oil from a car and actually renting it, it will lock up the engine and you can make sure it gets to the Service Manager and get him a sweet commission.

7.Never do the Bank-you can flat out just steal money out the bank and no fuss is ever really brought up unless it is an extreme amount. Always train new MTs to do the banks.

8.Casino-if youhave a bank of 2500 or more go to the casion. play the $5 slots a t three pulls a time ($15 a pull) and you should make a nice profit. If you dont-hopefully you read 7 and didnt do the bank anyways.

9. My favorite was charging a bunch of bad debt off to cust ccards that were declining by putting fake auth # in. They would figure it out a month later, but after I rcvd my last commission check. If it wasn't my last month of employment I would charge cust ccard and put it under an MT's #. This was acheived by overlooking as they write a ticket (get password) and tell them you are making sure they write a ticket properly.


These were all things taught to me by a current Area Manager and were posted for your benifit in heading off employees who head down the wrong path. Use this to protect your store.
By reading previous posts, 36's favorite bar hostess could probably add to your list and educate us.
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Old 2007-08-12
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By reading previous posts, 36's favorite bar hostess could probably add to your list and educate us.
Are you that clueless Tanaka? Many crimes ranging from murder to petty criminal acts have been solved by ex spouses and ex significant others coming forward and reporting it to authorities.
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Old 2007-11-19
elvis of 57
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

Because of this posting 2 have been let go. One left with the promise of never talking to anyone and returning the cash, a signed agreement that is that person does we press charges. The other one was arrested, but we allowed the rumor mill to believe job abandonment. Than is 2 down. Stop stealing now or you face not just termination, but jail time.
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Old 2007-11-19
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Because of this posting 2 have been let go. One left with the promise of never talking to anyone and returning the cash, a signed agreement that is that person does we press charges. The other one was arrested, but we allowed the rumor mill to believe job abandonment. Than is 2 down. Stop stealing now or you face not just termination, but jail time.

Good advice, Jeff. Who else but JH would give themselves such a screenname? Maybe Neil Diamond of 57 was too obvious.
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Old 2007-11-19
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Because of this posting 2 have been let go. One left with the promise of never talking to anyone and returning the cash, a signed agreement that is that person does we press charges. The other one was arrested, but we allowed the rumor mill to believe job abandonment. Than is 2 down. Stop stealing now or you face not just termination, but jail time.
hahahahhahahah i love it when e-tools think they are tough guys
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Old 2007-11-27
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hahahahhahahah i love it when e-tools think they are tough guys
your so brave you hide behind the name "yambag"? you know we keep tabs on every one on this site.
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Old 2007-11-29
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Is this guy serious?

I am an exERACer been gone long time.

Found this site and this particular string of replies is by far the best. Someone is posting on here thinking that employees might actually be 'afraid' or 'hesitant' to rob ERAC? Are you kidding me?

Back when I was there; I must have worked at at least 4 or 5 different branches over the course of my tenure. I can remember probably more than half of the people (at all those branches) used the tactics mentioned above. Some used them VERY frequently. I know people that wouldn't be able to work a single day without pulling some type of shady scam to add ERAC money to their own pocket. And I don't blame them; because of what ERAC pays!

I can't imagine it has gotten any better. Why would it? The genral morale is down. Less and less people believe the lie. And the quality of the employees at ERAC is decreasing.

If anything; scamming ERAC is proably an all time high in group 57....and even years ago was already way more out-of-wack than management would ever believe!!! This is too funny! Let group 57 management keep thinking they're NOT being robbed blind....

LOL
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Old 2007-11-29
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your so brave you hide behind the name "yambag"? you know we keep tabs on every one on this site.
i could give a fuck you e-tool, i don't work for your shitty company!
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Old 2007-11-30
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Is this guy serious?

I am an exERACer been gone long time.

Found this site and this particular string of replies is by far the best. Someone is posting on here thinking that employees might actually be 'afraid' or 'hesitant' to rob ERAC? Are you kidding me?

Back when I was there; I must have worked at at least 4 or 5 different branches over the course of my tenure. I can remember probably more than half of the people (at all those branches) used the tactics mentioned above. Some used them VERY frequently. I know people that wouldn't be able to work a single day without pulling some type of shady scam to add ERAC money to their own pocket. And I don't blame them; because of what ERAC pays!

I can't imagine it has gotten any better. Why would it? The genral morale is down. Less and less people believe the lie. And the quality of the employees at ERAC is decreasing.

If anything; scamming ERAC is proably an all time high in group 57....and even years ago was already way more out-of-wack than management would ever believe!!! This is too funny! Let group 57 management keep thinking they're NOT being robbed blind....

LOL
bottom line is that erac is a joke.

I have a serious question though.

Why do employees at erac feel that they are so important, like their job is so important.

If I did not know any better, I would think they would be working on a cure for cancer or something?

Let me tell you people who are busy and important..

Teachers
Cops
Doctors/Nurses
Real Businessman


Take a look in the mirror and realize that your job is a joke!
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Old 2007-11-30
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bottom line is that erac is a joke.

I have a serious question though.

Why do employees at erac feel that they are so important, like their job is so important.

If I did not know any better, I would think they would be working on a cure for cancer or something?

Let me tell you people who are busy and important..

Teachers
Cops
Doctors/Nurses
Real Businessman


Take a look in the mirror and realize that your job is a joke!
When you are in a cult, you must have that "superior" feeling to all people. AT ERAC, you pump each other up and talk shit all day, it's like an extension of living in a fraternity house.
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