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  #41 (permalink)  
Old 2007-12-04
Unregistered333
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

This one's for Elvis:

I was a BM in this group and i used to rent other office cars (other groups from a breakdown s/o) for cold hard cash. I would rent the car for a couple of days at a time and just tell the other group I had it in the dealership. I would bring home more profit by renting theirs longer and cash under the table for their ride.
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Old 2007-12-04
hate the poor hate the poor is offline
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

those damn DEBIT card renters...........cant even get a Credit card in their name.....................
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Old 2007-12-05
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

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You are a fucking idiot to think someone would go to jail for $100. Seriously, how fucking stupid are you!? Drug dealers don't even get 5 years hitches. Take your head out of the toilet you dweeb!



YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF LOOSERS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN A CORPORATE WORLD. SO WHAT YOU DO IS GO ON THESE FORUMS AND WRITE ABOUT HOW BAD OF AN EXPERIANCE WORKING FOR THE COMPANY IT WAS. POOR YOU. I'M SURE THAT 80% OF YOU HERE ARE STILL WORKING IN AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION JOBS....THAT'S RIGHT JOBS NOT CAREERS. SAD BUT TRUE. I'M A VERY FREQUENT FLYER AS WELL AS RENTER. I'VE RENTED FROM HERTZ, ENTERPRISE, AVIS, ALAMO, NATIONAL EVEN ACE. ENTERPRISE HAS BEEN BY FAR THE BEST EXPERIANCE AND THEY ARE THE QUICKEST.

READING YOUR POSTS I CAN TELL THAT THERE IS A LOT OF ANGER IN YOUR VOICES. DID YOU GET FIRED? YOU COULDN'T PERFORM SO YOU QUIT? OR DID YOU LEFT ENTERPRISE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT FLIPPING BURGERS FOR MCBURGER IS BETTER?

I'M NOT FEELING SORRY FOR YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I PITY PEOPLE LIKE YOU.


BOBBYBROWN
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Old 2007-12-05
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF LOOSERS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN A CORPORATE WORLD. SO WHAT YOU DO IS GO ON THESE FORUMS AND WRITE ABOUT HOW BAD OF AN EXPERIANCE WORKING FOR THE COMPANY IT WAS. POOR YOU. I'M SURE THAT 80% OF YOU HERE ARE STILL WORKING IN AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION JOBS....THAT'S RIGHT JOBS NOT CAREERS. SAD BUT TRUE. I'M A VERY FREQUENT FLYER AS WELL AS RENTER. I'VE RENTED FROM HERTZ, ENTERPRISE, AVIS, ALAMO, NATIONAL EVEN ACE. ENTERPRISE HAS BEEN BY FAR THE BEST EXPERIANCE AND THEY ARE THE QUICKEST.

READING YOUR POSTS I CAN TELL THAT THERE IS A LOT OF ANGER IN YOUR VOICES. DID YOU GET FIRED? YOU COULDN'T PERFORM SO YOU QUIT? OR DID YOU LEFT ENTERPRISE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT FLIPPING BURGERS FOR MCBURGER IS BETTER?

I'M NOT FEELING SORRY FOR YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I PITY PEOPLE LIKE YOU.


BOBBYBROWN
lol i love it!
erac employees must work at mcdonalds if they quit the dream!!!#@
after all, what are they good for if they can't cut it at erac???
you sound like a bitter MT...get it bro, there is better opportunity out there than renting cars!!!
i make more in a week than i did in two as a MA
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Old 2007-12-06
GP57 Dropout GP57 Dropout is offline
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

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That includes insubodinate petty thieves like you Dropout. Do you want to do 5 years for $100.00?
Who ever said I stole anything? I was as honest as they come. Never screwed with the 2 o'clock count, never wrote off overages unless they were warranted. You wouldn't find a thing on me.
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Old 2007-12-21
Truck Slayer Truck Slayer is offline
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

Hey Elvis, your brain must be the size of your penis, or it may be the same thing. 8-10 yrs ago, when Zavacky was a City Mgr, he lost (Yes, I said LOST) a brand new Saturn for upwards of 3 months. Where were you? You Dumb Asses in Admin didn't find it. Hell, if it didn't just show up, you guys would have never found it. And who did you prosecute for that? Oh, I guess your still looking for them. I still can't believe that he got promoted.
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Old 2008-01-01
GP57 Dropout GP57 Dropout is offline
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Hey Elvis, your brain must be the size of your penis, or it may be the same thing. 8-10 yrs ago, when Zavacky was a City Mgr, he lost (Yes, I said LOST) a brand new Saturn for upwards of 3 months. Where were you? You Dumb Asses in Admin didn't find it. Hell, if it didn't just show up, you guys would have never found it. And who did you prosecute for that? Oh, I guess your still looking for them. I still can't believe that he got promoted.


If it turned back up, was it really lost? It seems it was just misplaced. I'm sure there was a legitimate explanation....it was rented to a 19 year old driving to California with full boat and a $100 deposit. See? Nothing wrong with that deal, right?
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Old 2008-01-01
JGATZ JGATZ is offline
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

Do ERAC accounting people actually have accounting degrees or were they once MTs with all sorts of different backgrounds?
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Old 2008-01-14
Truck Slayer Truck Slayer is offline
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Possible - it turned up months later with a ton of miles & dirty as hell
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Old 2008-05-10
Ballsac T. Baghar Ballsac T. Baghar is offline
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Default Re: Ways to steal from ERAC...

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I'll have you guys know that we in accounting here at 5799 are on to you guys and we won't let you get away will this.... we can and will stop you.
The fuck you will.
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