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Old 2007-09-10
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realize you would have most likely not have gotten your current job if it was not for the reputation of our company and the stuff in the business world you learned, not to say having us on a resume is a huge advantage.
This is hillarious. Is this St. Louis helping out Makiney? He probably got approached about the site and denied he was BRYCE. I am sure they talked about it at the level III meeting. "No, not me". "You'd never see a Level III on that site."
You are right though, having ERAC on my resume did help.....as a comedic aid. My bosses thought it was hillarious and we all had a good laugh about it. Next time I look for a job it is coming off. I would rather not have Enterprise on there and look like I have a huge gap in my resume than get laughed at. I love how Enterprise people think that Enterprise is something of a revered company, especially when it comes to management. Get out of that Green Ivory Tower, before it crashes down on you. Enterprise is a joke. Just ask my boss. Oh wait, I am the boss now. Unlike at Enterprise, I was able to work my way up through the ranks and actually have a life and make money. Hmmm. Imagine that.
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Old 2007-09-10
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I actually did leave off ERAC on my resume. When asked about the gap in time, I had to admit that I did, in fact, work for ERAC during that time period. I was immediately offered a job and was even started on an IV to help rinse my body of the green poison that had been flowing through it for ohhh so many months.

ERAC doesn't make you look better at an interview. You are loathed and it makes it harder to get a job. They know you have allowed yourself to get walked on, beaten up by management AND you stayed and out up with it. The longer you stay, the harder it will be to leave. Chambers, Greer.....you guys might be here until you retire.

HOW SWEET!
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Old 2007-09-10
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I actually did leave off ERAC on my resume. When asked about the gap in time, I had to admit that I did, in fact, work for ERAC during that time period. I was immediately offered a job and was even started on an IV to help rinse my body of the green poison that had been flowing through it for ohhh so many months.

ERAC doesn't make you look better at an interview. You are loathed and it makes it harder to get a job. They know you have allowed yourself to get walked on, beaten up by management AND you stayed and out up with it. The longer you stay, the harder it will be to leave. Chambers, Greer.....you guys might be here until you retire.

HOW SWEET!
You sir Mr. Yung Joc, are a liar! Nobody leaves Mak's area like that! We have the highest retention rate in the nation. Stop telling stories you shmuck hole!

By the way, do you know where the nearest Coffee Beanery is? Thinking about going there for lunch at 3PM. Want to join me?

Bryce
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First, I'd love to meet you for lunch and confront you about the lies you speak on here. You say that you have good retention MAKINEY??? Do you just write that stuff on here just to make yourself look good in front of your unsuspecting MT's?? Because surely you know that around the time I left, I think you were averaging a person a week for a several months straight.....and they all left because of you, your lies and the smack you talked behind their backs. The city was tight until you came in. You started talking smack and then it got back to the employees....Your bad retention is because of you.

I love the look of the new MT's by the way. I drove by the downtown branch (on a lovely Saturday I had to myself - 37th consecutive) and saw a legally obese manchild helping a customer and he was pitting through his grayish/white long sleeve shirt. The image you make your employees project is truly stunning.....HEY MT'S - If your BM isn't at the branch on a Saturday, wear a polo shirt. I did.....and I loved it to death!
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Old 2007-09-10
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First, I'd love to meet you for lunch and confront you about the lies you speak on here. You say that you have good retention MAKINEY??? Do you just write that stuff on here just to make yourself look good in front of your unsuspecting MT's?? Because surely you know that around the time I left, I think you were averaging a person a week for a several months straight.....and they all left because of you, your lies and the smack you talked behind their backs. The city was tight until you came in. You started talking smack and then it got back to the employees....Your bad retention is because of you.

I love the look of the new MT's by the way. I drove by the downtown branch (on a lovely Saturday I had to myself - 37th consecutive) and saw a legally obese manchild helping a customer and he was pitting through his grayish/white long sleeve shirt. The image you make your employees project is truly stunning.....HEY MT'S - If your BM isn't at the branch on a Saturday, wear a polo shirt. I did.....and I loved it to death!
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First, I'd love to meet you for lunch and confront you about the lies you speak on here. You say that you have good retention MAKINEY??? Do you just write that stuff on here just to make yourself look good in front of your unsuspecting MT's?? Because surely you know that around the time I left, I think you were averaging a person a week for a several months straight.....and they all left because of you, your lies and the smack you talked behind their backs. The city was tight until you came in. You started talking smack and then it got back to the employees....Your bad retention is because of you.

I love the look of the new MT's by the way. I drove by the downtown branch (on a lovely Saturday I had to myself - 37th consecutive) and saw a legally obese manchild helping a customer and he was pitting through his grayish/white long sleeve shirt. The image you make your employees project is truly stunning.....HEY MT'S - If your BM isn't at the branch on a Saturday, wear a polo shirt. I did.....and I loved it to death!
My God, this just gets better and better doesn't it? Joc, just when I think that you are actually improving your lot in life with your "ultimate job" and lovely wife, you say something really dumb waaaaaaaaaaaay outta left field. You seriously have the ID of a bottle of milk. I am really disappointed in you.

But then again, should I be surprised? After all, you are a HAS BEEN THAT NEVER WAS! You were the perenial bottom fielder of Peoria that likes to drag people down into your misery when you think that you have been wronged. Oh yeah, I'm somewhat happy for you- happy that you left the group so that all of us can have higher profit margins! You were below-average at best my friend, and your attitude is as worse as it is now as it was then.

While I may not be a Level 4 (yet), I will say that I am not a Level 1. I'll let you figure the rest out. I am not Brian Makiney, but I will ask you to cease and desist from you slandering his good name. Makiney has brought leadership and honor to Peoria that has been unprecendented, and you know who it. Who else can you name that is a III by the time that they are 30? Nobody, because he did it the right way. And he did it the ERAC way. If you don't like it, whatever. The man has done remarkable things for managers in 62 that most managers have never achieved in 3 lifetimes, let alone your lifetime.

Joc, I know Brian Makiney. I served with Brian Makiney in the branch trenches and even have broken bread with him. Yung Joc, you are no Brian Makiney.

So step off!

Bryce
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Old 2007-09-10
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MAKINEY is the King of 'The Ultimate Insult'. It took 3 boxes of tissues to get over it. How can I live knowing that you think I have the "ID" of a bottle of milk. You cut deep MAKINEY, so deep. I dig deep....in all of the women in your lives' vaginas (keeping it clean - how about that Failing ERAC Admin?!?).

My post was out of left field??? How??? You bark about good retention so your MT's stay a few weeks longer before they get jobs at Arby's and I speak the truth about your low retention and utterly laughable management skills. Please quit fronting like you are not MAKINEY. It gets more obvious every time you are on here.

Whatever, you are a pussy and will never admit it anyway. I will admit to lots of things. I hooked up your your sister while her husband was in jail for gay sodomy. I was the one that flung dog poo on your front windows in Washingtown. It was me....I also stole your mail and took your $10,000,000 that Ed McMahon gave you.

Go to sleep now sweet prince, for you must lead an army of overweight, white shirted car rental employees into another day of dealing with snotty corporate bastards and reefer smoking trash.....HOW PROUD YOU MUST BE OF YOUR LIFE!
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Old 2007-09-10
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Joc, you make even my ball sweat taste sweeter than what it is. Then again, your mother said this a few hours ago I left the MP. I sooooo wish that you met me down here tonight so that I could punch you straight in the face and then watch you cry, cry, cry all night long about it! You are straight up the little girl of little girls.

I don't know how many times that I've offered it but you chicken out. And you call me the pussy? Pah-leaze. Don't make me show up at your job this morning and give you my Ivan Drago impression of "I Must Brake You."

You suck big time. By the way, I just happen to like Arby's so stop talking about them to you douche box.

Bryce
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Old 2007-09-11
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MAKINEY, I would dominate you in so many ways. Don't even think about acting hard just so your MT's think you are brave. Ivan Drago???? Please.....I will Old School Clubber Lang your ass. I was born on the mean streets of Chicago and will haunt your soul.

Me to your wife (in Clubber Lang's voice): Hey Woman!! Hey Woman!! Why don't you come spend the night with me and see what's its like to be with a real man.....

....Then she did. And she tossed my salad without even being asked to.
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Old 2007-09-11
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Joc itch, you are making me yawn. ****Yawn**** Its been a long day making money here in the land. I really do feel like I am on Wall Street on some days with the deals that I am pushing through. I am so going to love the ol' commission check 10 days from now.

Does your Brazilian bimbo give waxes? I need her to wax my back, and my front (again) while giving a very happy ending to my third leg. Can we arrange something? You can watch for $20.

Bryce
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