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  #121 (permalink)  
Old 2007-09-12
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Really??? Wall Street?? Yes, what you do is exactly like what they do on Wall Street. Except for the fact that your co-workers are sloppy, fat recent college graduates that couldn't find a better job than to rent cars to some of the dirtiest people in any city across the land......And on Wall Street you deal with excellent accounts. Like greasy body shop people and service shops. Don't for get the fake corporate companies that just rent in order to take $$ from your pocket because they rent 4 times a year.....Just like Wall Street.

If you want to tag ERAC comparable to Wall Street to make yourself feel better about your life, then go ahead. Everyone around you MAKINEY can see what a fucked up situation you are in.
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Old 2007-09-13
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Dudes, I am so stoked for this weekend. Nothing but sunny skies and pure life enrichment coming my way. You should really......

.....Oh wait, you have to work on Saturdays. And after you are done, you usually go eat at a China Buffet and then go sleep becasue your 60 hour week has captured your soul. You then wake up and it is Sunday; the worst of all days.

Sorry about all of that....Maybe you will get lucky and your branch will burn down over the weekend??
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Old 2007-09-18
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Joc, I forgot to tell you something: f**k off! I am the one who is stocked right about now. My biggest commission check to date will be coming in shortly. Because you have been out of my area, it should be as huge as your cock! I know that you seen mine already at the urinal that one time (touching the back of the urinal) so you can't mount a comeback on that.

Joc, you miss GP 62 and you know it. Go suck on something bitter you little girl you. How do you like those apples???

Bryce
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Old 2007-09-18
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Joc, I forgot to tell you something: f**k off! I am the one who is stocked right about now. My biggest commission check to date will be coming in shortly. Because you have been out of my area, it should be as huge as your cock! I know that you seen mine already at the urinal that one time (touching the back of the urinal) so you can't mount a comeback on that.

Joc, you miss GP 62 and you know it. Go suck on something bitter you little girl you. How do you like those apples???

Bryce

So you are "stocked" about this??? Sweet. I am 'stoked' to know that your comission check is as big as my cock. I did see your dick that one night when we were at the urinal. The only reason I saw it was because you were drunk and begging me to suck and you just kept saying, "I hate my fucking wife. Just suck my tiny dick Yung Joc.....I fist my ass when thinking of you......."

....I was all like, "No fucking way.....and get that bowling pin out of your ass you fucking mutt!"

MAKINEY, You are a sick, twisted, sad homosexual male. You won't make dick (ha) on your comission and no one likes you.

Plus you are gay....and that is really gay.
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Old 2007-09-19
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So you are "stocked" about this??? Sweet. I am 'stoked' to know that your comission check is as big as my cock. I did see your dick that one night when we were at the urinal. The only reason I saw it was because you were drunk and begging me to suck and you just kept saying, "I hate my fucking wife. Just suck my tiny dick Yung Joc.....I fist my ass when thinking of you......."

....I was all like, "No fucking way.....and get that bowling pin out of your ass you fucking mutt!"

MAKINEY, You are a sick, twisted, sad homosexual male. You won't make dick (ha) on your comission and no one likes you.

Plus you are gay....and that is really gay.
?????, or I should say, Joc, shut your pie hole. You are the most female of all male beyotches that exist out there. My commission check is larger than your entire mortage payment for the entire year, and you are jealous. Stop hating on sucess you putz!

Oh man, this cute little Asian hottie just walked in. Have to cut this short so that I can show her who her daddy is.

Bryce
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Old 2007-09-19
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I'm the hater, yet you claim to make a commission check larger than my mortage?? That makes sense.

Have fun renting a Chevy Aveo to your Asian friend. I would love to get commission checks for working at a car rental place, but have grown up and found some dignity in my life....remember to vacuum that car good MAKINEY, corporate is watching!!
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Old 2007-09-19
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I'm the hater, yet you claim to make a commission check larger than my mortage?? That makes sense.

Have fun renting a Chevy Aveo to your Asian friend. I would love to get commission checks for working at a car rental place, but have grown up and found some dignity in my life....remember to vacuum that car good MAKINEY, corporate is watching!!
Mr. Yung Joc, my name is Ken and I have known Brian Makiney since grade school. Although I believe that he has the decency to not come onto this site, I do know for a fact that he will beat you up for slandering his good name. Mr. Makiney has done everything in his power to increase the local economy as well as provide jobs to countless hundreds of employees.

I know that you may not like him, but please watch what you say about him. I don't want you to have to worry about looking over your shoulder for Brian. Thank you sir.

Ken in Peoria
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Old 2007-09-19
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Dear MAKINEY,

Please quit coming on here and pretending not to be you. Spend some time with your wife and quit neglecting her....She said she is really upset that you never spend time with her. Maybe a puppy dog would help.....She told me she is considering having sex with the mailman in hopes that she someday have a baby.

I hope you man up and admit this is you.

Sincerely,

Your Father

PS....I popped your car tires and filled your gas tank with sugar. I think I love you.
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Old 2007-09-20
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I don't understand you two idiots. ?????, Makiney, stop jawing back and forth and just get a room already and have sex or something! You two guys are the biggest panzies. I thought this thread was nothing else of but to vent on stuff that has occurred at branch offices after hours and the two of you just fight about who has the biggest cock and that both of your wives are the biggest whores, stuff like that.

You two kids have got to grow up and do something productive. Your dumbness is really starting to bore me.

L Diggy in 62
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Old 2007-09-21
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I don't understand you two idiots. ?????, Makiney, stop jawing back and forth and just get a room already and have sex or something! You two guys are the biggest panzies. I thought this thread was nothing else of but to vent on stuff that has occurred at branch offices after hours and the two of you just fight about who has the biggest cock and that both of your wives are the biggest whores, stuff like that.

You two kids have got to grow up and do something productive. Your dumbness is really starting to bore me.

L Diggy in 62

Thanks for your input unregisteredpuke4ever.

MAKINEY just likes to brag and I try to put him in his place. You sound fat to me for some reason. I bet you are really fat.
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