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Old 2007-08-13
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Than who is it? If you were former p-town and were begged by The Mak(not me) who could you be. A nobody obviously. I am sure you like to think you fuck brazilians but we all know you probably have a fat wife that you don't even take in public. Understandable for a loser such as yourself. What was she your high school sweetheart and then you weren't man enough to leave her when she gained 50 pounds. You described yourself above. When you are sticking your tiny dick in your overweight pig of a wife, remember that you had the world at your fingertips and now you obviously have a dead end job if all you do is get on here. You might work half the hours for a little more money(guarantee you never see 50k there) but whatever you do don't be an overachiever and be a provider for the pig you call your wife and maybe if your lucky someday a cumstain you call your kid. Bryce out
Even if you are making 6 figures, you actually consider it as having "the world at your fingertips"????? What a small world you live in!
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Old 2007-08-13
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I was run from the company, yet was begged to stay by management including yourself (Makiney)???? You know not what you speak. I like how you throw in a little GP15/Rockford jive into your messages as to try to conceal your identity Makiney. You are lame....You ask why do you respond to my banter....why do I respond to yours?? I know exactly who you are and you have me confused with Matt. This whole time you have been confused and lost, like a poor little lamb.

I weep for you and your employees my friend. You are pimping out recent college graduates and leadingh them down an unfriendly path:

-loss of friends
-loss of self confidence
-loathed by all that they help
-out of control body fat and laziness
-no time for anything

I got out before all of that crap happened to me. I love my life and my career now. I just get on this site to see what's happeneing at ERAC....You come on here to defend ERAC......That's the saddest thing ever.

(Ever)
Joccy, cmon now. So does this mean that you won't be at the Starbucks tonight? I'm leaving the office in 30 minutes. Bring your brazilian g/f there if she exists. Let's bury the hatchet tonight. Kapeesh?

Bryce
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Old 2007-08-13
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Joccy, cmon now. So does this mean that you won't be at the Starbucks tonight? I'm leaving the office in 30 minutes. Bring your brazilian g/f there if she exists. Let's bury the hatchet tonight. Kapeesh?

Bryce
All the tough talk and want to meet in a public place? You two should be communicating on the side to meet in a place where the two of you can be all alone with no dispruptions. Typical all talk and no fuckin' action!
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Old 2007-08-13
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Nutz is bragging about leaving work at like 7:30pm....sweet. You are just another no dick loser than will end up in the cycle forever. Let's talk about wives here.....I like your tiny, robot cookie cutter whore of a wife that catches your retarded sperm in her barron wasteland. She probably fucks the 67 year old mailman because his cock is twice as big as yours. Actually, I am sure she does because you work all fucking night. I'm rolling in 50K right now playa.....and I don't have to work the hours of a fucking surgeon to get it.

You are a piece of shit with no self esteem that likes to act like you are rough.....Quit hiding behind Bryce's cock and just admit you are Makiney.

You coffee drinking, no wife and kids having work aholic college grad pimp.

You probably masturbate in the wash bay until 7:30 because your wife's hands are like sandpaper from scrubbing the toilets.
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Old 2007-08-13
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My my, I hint just a little jealously in your sniveling rant. I was waiting for you at the Starbucks by Central Ave. I stayed a full 25 minutes. I knew that you weren't going to make it. Coward!

By the way, I was too busy having sex so I couldn't respond to your rant earlier. And no, it wasn't with J.E. this time but I can pull her strings whenever. Something you don't have the skills or no how to do. I'm actually just a little bit worn from making the cheddar and getting the cheddar on my fingers, if you know what I mean.

How's about this: meet me at Panera Bread tomorrow morning at 6:30-6:45ish. That way, I'll punch you in the face while buy you Panera delight and an expresso. Sound good?

Bryce
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[quote=yung joc;108589]Nutz is bragging about leaving work at like 7:30pm....sweet. You are just another no dick loser than will end up in the cycle forever. Let's talk about wives here.....I like your tiny, robot cookie cutter whore of a wife that catches your retarded sperm in her barron wasteland. She probably fucks the 67 year old mailman because his cock is twice as big as yours. Actually, I am sure she does because you work all fucking night. I'm rolling in 50K right now playa.....and I don't have to work the hours of a fucking surgeon to get it...QUOTE]


well, if you worked the hours of a surgeon, you'd be pulling in 300k. idiots make 50k without much work at all...look at the pharma industry...collect 8 signatures, drop off donuts, and rake in the cash, usually around 70-80k. sucks that you think you're a "playa" when you are at the lower end of middle class. later playa!
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Old 2007-08-13
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Nutz is bragging about leaving work at like 7:30pm....sweet. You are just another no dick loser than will end up in the cycle forever. Let's talk about wives here.....I like your tiny, robot cookie cutter whore of a wife that catches your retarded sperm in her barron wasteland. She probably fucks the 67 year old mailman because his cock is twice as big as yours. Actually, I am sure she does because you work all fucking night. I'm rolling in 50K right now playa.....and I don't have to work the hours of a fucking surgeon to get it...QUOTE]


well, if you worked the hours of a surgeon, you'd be pulling in 300k. idiots make 50k without much work at all...look at the pharma industry...collect 8 signatures, drop off donuts, and rake in the cash, usually around 70-80k. sucks that you think you're a "playa" when you are at the lower end of middle class. later playa!
Based on your statement of "idiots make 50k without much work all" you must also be referring to most ERAC BM's and ARM's since it is the pay range most of them are in. Realistically, most BM's make less than 50k annually working 60+ hours per work but I guess they must not be idiots and very intelligent people, LOL!
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Old 2007-08-13
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Based on your statement of "idiots make 50k without much work all" you must also be referring to most ERAC BM's and ARM's since it is the pay range most of them are in. Realistically, most BM's make less than 50k annually working 60+ hours per work but I guess they must not be idiots and very intelligent people, LOL!
that was great deductive reasoning! bravo! :) nicely put. actually, anybody that works for this company until they are BM or ARM are idiots. All you need is a year or so of experience with ECRAP to have enough experience to get a better job.
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Old 2007-08-13
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This is great!

I was trying to rent a car from enterprise and I accidentally was thrown into this web site.

I repeat .... this is great!

I was going to watch the game, but this is even better...

please, please, please post tomorrow morning.

I have to find out how this thing ends!

Make it up if you have to.
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Old 2007-08-13
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My my, I hint just a little jealously in your sniveling rant. I was waiting for you at the Starbucks by Central Ave. I stayed a full 25 minutes. I knew that you weren't going to make it. Coward!

By the way, I was too busy having sex so I couldn't respond to your rant earlier. And no, it wasn't with J.E. this time but I can pull her strings whenever. Something you don't have the skills or no how to do. I'm actually just a little bit worn from making the cheddar and getting the cheddar on my fingers, if you know what I mean.

How's about this: meet me at Panera Bread tomorrow morning at 6:30-6:45ish. That way, I'll punch you in the face while buy you Panera delight and an expresso. Sound good?

Bryce


I've been at Starbucks and every other place you requested a meeting and each time I was there in my wife beater and I see your car pull up and then screech away you little wimpy bitch.....the cheddar on your fingers is from your rotten wife's jay jay....I think she fucked too many homeless guys.

Have fun with your 7-7 tomorrow.
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