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Old 2007-08-03
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Default Extracurricular Activity in a GP 62 Branch

I was on my way back home after working at branch for 12 hours when I saw this white 2007 Jeep Laredo parked outside of this particular branch. I thought it was a friend of mine from across town so I immediately drove up to the branch to see why he was working so late. Mind you, it was 7:35 in the evening.

I pulled up and was maybe 7 feet from the door when I heard a woman moaning with the sounds of flesh slapping flesh. I thought OMG somebody in there is banging somebody. I went by the Laredo and saw that it wasnt my friend's nor was it anyone I knew so I quickly ducked out of there hoping that whoever the dude was wouldnt see me. I had just started at ERAC 3 months after graduation and I didnt want to mess up my rep at my job.

Does this type of thing always happen after hours at ERAC? I can't really tell you what the branch is for fear of reprisal. OMG!
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Old 2007-08-03
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Sounds pretty normal to me from MT to VP.
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Old 2007-08-03
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I was on my way back home after working at branch for 12 hours when I saw this white 2007 Jeep Laredo parked outside of this particular branch. I thought it was a friend of mine from across town so I immediately drove up to the branch to see why he was working so late. Mind you, it was 7:35 in the evening.

I pulled up and was maybe 7 feet from the door when I heard a woman moaning with the sounds of flesh slapping flesh. I thought OMG somebody in there is banging somebody. I went by the Laredo and saw that it wasnt my friend's nor was it anyone I knew so I quickly ducked out of there hoping that whoever the dude was wouldnt see me. I had just started at ERAC 3 months after graduation and I didnt want to mess up my rep at my job.

Does this type of thing always happen after hours at ERAC? I can't really tell you what the branch is for fear of reprisal. OMG!
You should have asked to join in, that's what you should have done.
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Old 2007-08-05
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Default Re: Extracurricular Activity in a GP 62 Branch

Methinks you're just trying to stir something up... what does the "white 2007 Laredo" have to do with anything... unless you know of someone who has one you'd like to put on a hotseat?
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Old 2007-08-08
Green Moses Green Moses is offline
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Default Re: Extracurricular Activity in a GP 62 Branch

Always happens. I used to drive by my own office after hours and find my car prep smoking weed with his friends/uncle/dad. You know what I did? Joined in! You missed your chance it sounds like. Don't let it happen again.
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Old 2007-08-08
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I am quite sure than Chambers and MOO made some afterhours fun down at the old 56.....I think he had the same fun with good ole Wendy Adams. You might think he is a pimp for this, but if you saw these girls you might think he was blind instead.
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Old 2007-08-08
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Well, all I can say to that is why does it seem that Luke is working after hours more than any other manager that I know???

Can't stand it. I may just go to work for WalMart. You have no idea how hard it is to get by on a Wednesday when you have 0 cars. This is not what I signed up for when I left Champagne in May.
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Old 2007-08-08
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Default Re: Extracurricular Activity in a GP 62 Branch

I heard that Makiney aka Bryce hooked up with a homeless man down @ 5F after a long hard Friday last month. I guess Mak had some candles all lit up and a nice cold bubble bath ready in the wash bay for his favorite transient named "Amos"....I hear Mak (Byrce) serinaded Amos with an old Guatemalian love song and then went to town on his taint.

Its amazing how much information you can get from a homeless man by simply offering him a partially eaten turkey club.
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Old 2007-08-09
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I heard that Makiney aka Bryce hooked up with a homeless man down @ 5F after a long hard Friday last month. I guess Mak had some candles all lit up and a nice cold bubble bath ready in the wash bay for his favorite transient named "Amos"....I hear Mak (Byrce) serinaded Amos with an old Guatemalian love song and then went to town on his taint.

Its amazing how much information you can get from a homeless man by simply offering him a partially eaten turkey club.
Joc itch, you just don't quit, do you? You should have came over to my other house in Peoria last weekend. Needed it clean but I got it done by offering $5/hour without taxes for this MT that I know. I'm not running a sweat shop except when you are with Jess in a branch. Har de har har har!!
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Old 2007-08-09
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Joc itch, you just don't quit, do you? You should have came over to my other house in Peoria last weekend. Needed it clean but I got it done by offering $5/hour without taxes for this MT that I know. I'm not running a sweat shop except when you are with Jess in a branch. Har de har har har!!

Makiney, you were just as big a fag now as you were when I worked with you. I now know this is Makinet, because no ERAC EE has 'another' house unless you were coming back to Peoria to stay with your parents....hell, if you were an MT from Peoria odds are you are living with another relative or a bunch of equeers in a crowded apartment.

Mak, get over this house cleaning/coffee drinking thing and just admit you get on this site. We all know you are probably working 5B and you just run up to Starbuck's every hour and pay for coffee with your MasterCard....you are lame, your jokes are lame and I have never even laid eyes on Jessica, let alone uttered one word to her. The only reason I talked smack to her was because: if it looks like a duck and acts like a duck, its probably a SLUT!
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