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Old 2007-08-27
TDubz
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Default Re: Why GP 62 MT's need to take a Pay Cut

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Joc, you are about the absolute worst little cuss of a midget that I have had the unfortunate pleasure of ever meeting here in 62. I stand by my statement of a 20% reduction for Level 1's. Your so lucky, considering that I was originally thinking 35%. But even I have a heart.

Sigh, time to present my ideas to the manager's pow-wow. Why don't you reach out to me for coffee this evening? 7:30 at the usual place. Be there, faggot. Or just step off!! Your choice.

Bryce
do you not comprehend that your quailty of workers will greatly decrease with a pay cut? the pay sucks major dick already, how can you possibly pay less? wtf will they make, 15k a year?
your employees attitudes and skill is a reflection of management...you made the hire, you train them, etc.
tis you that needs a paycut, give some money to those who truely bust their ass for pennies
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Old 2007-08-27
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Joc, you are about the absolute worst little cuss of a midget that I have had the unfortunate pleasure of ever meeting here in 62. I stand by my statement of a 20% reduction for Level 1's. Your so lucky, considering that I was originally thinking 35%. But even I have a heart.

Sigh, time to present my ideas to the manager's pow-wow. Why don't you reach out to me for coffee this evening? 7:30 at the usual place. Be there, faggot. Or just step off!! Your choice.

Bryce
I am so offended that you called me a "cuss of a midget". This hurt me as much as the time I was referred to as a "belt of Saturn" or "hairline of Barbaro". You really know how to cut deep.

(Pause for Laughter)

Anyway, MAKINEY I don't work in GR62 anymore so do whatever you want. Dubz hit the nail on the hizz-ed though. You pay less you get less....If you start paying someone $19,500 a year, that someone will repay you will the following (hilarious) scenarios:

-EE will show up late everyday
-EE will show up high everyday
-EE will wear Canadian Tuxedo on Blue Fridays
-EE will leave gun at work one night and when asked for an explanation as to why will exclaim, "I feel you."
-EE will have entire family show up to work and hand deliver BBQ Ribs to him/her for lunch at 4:15 PM.
-EE will back talk like its going out of style and bring a record breaking 0.00 ESQI to his/her branch

Long story Shizzort, less pay is a bad idea MAKINEY. What are they paying you for, because it sure cannot be for your ideas, management skills, underarm smelll or handsome looks.
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Old 2007-08-29
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Poor Matt at 5A.

He doesn't like his Pay.

He may quit anyday.....But he just can't!

He has a Babaa on the Way Way.



.....Have fun with all of that Matt, Makiney and all of the other happy go lucky erac cool gang!!
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Old 2007-08-29
Unregisterederacnutz
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Poor Matt at 5A.

He doesn't like his Pay.

He may quit anyday.....But he just can't!

He has a Babaa on the Way Way.



.....Have fun with all of that Matt, Makiney and all of the other happy go lucky erac cool gang!!
Joc, that is so awful that you would write something like this. All that I can say is that if there isn't at least 97% occupancy this weekend, everyone in GP 62 will get written up. And I mean everyone (branch level). I heard this from a pretty good source, FYI.

So unless you want to volunteer this weekend, STEP OFF!
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Old 2007-08-29
yung joc yung joc is offline
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Why is it that every time something is written about Makiney, a mysterious poster comes on and defends him....Makes you wonder huh???

I will never come back and work and Esludge, but I will definately continue to rent cars and bring them back on empty and then complain about service until my rental is ohhh so very cheap.

Have fun this weekend edrones. I will be having fun in the sun while you are still working on Saturday....try to defend that statement, just try. What is better than having to work NO Saturdays ever and then no worry about getting written up for some dumb occupancy rule.

ERAC=NO FUN!
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Old 2007-08-29
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you know what? Fuck you because since I have started working, the guys are not that attractive, trust me. And I really love the dingy "white" shirts with yellow pit stains, the brown ratty shoes with the black pants, and the gut hanging over the pants. Super sexy. So fuck you and when you hire some decent looking guys, then maybe you can bitch about the women.
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Old 2007-08-30
Unregisterederacnutz
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you know what? Fuck you because since I have started working, the guys are not that attractive, trust me. And I really love the dingy "white" shirts with yellow pit stains, the brown ratty shoes with the black pants, and the gut hanging over the pants. Super sexy. So fuck you and when you hire some decent looking guys, then maybe you can bitch about the women.
Fuck me? Who the hell are you? FUCK YOU BEEEEEEYOTCH!! What is your name and area? I'll make sure that you are at the top of the list when the pay cuts start rolling in!!! You super slut beyotch!

Get plenty of business this weekend, or else you will be written up. No excuses. We have to push at least 96-97% occupancy. I am dead serious.

Bryce
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Old 2007-08-30
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First off - Woman you are crazy! You are telling me that guys like Matt K, Kyle W, Tony C and Makiney don't make you excited to go to work everyday?? Absolutely insane. These guys are dreamboats. Matt Damon who???.....Kyle Wurmnest WOW!

Ewen Bremner Photos

Next, I like your motivation techniques MAKINEY. Sit tight or get written up. This is like when you were young and you didn't get dessert unless you finished your dinner. Childish if you ask me.

"You don't get your pudding until you finish your meat. How can you have nay pudding if you don't eat your meat?"


....I cannot believe I finally got a Pink Floyd quote in here, but its like they say....keep trying kid, you'll make it!
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Old 2007-08-30
Roy Brown
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Default Re: Why GP 62 MT's need to take a Pay Cut

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First off - Woman you are crazy! You are telling me that guys like Matt K, Kyle W, Tony C and Makiney don't make you excited to go to work everyday?? Absolutely insane. These guys are dreamboats. Matt Damon who???.....Kyle Wurmnest WOW!

Ewen Bremner Photos

Next, I like your motivation techniques MAKINEY. Sit tight or get written up. This is like when you were young and you didn't get dessert unless you finished your dinner. Childish if you ask me.

"You don't get your pudding until you finish your meat. How can you have nay pudding if you don't eat your meat?"


....I cannot believe I finally got a Pink Floyd quote in here, but its like they say....keep trying kid, you'll make it!
Worthless piece of crap you are Robert.

Roy Brown
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Old 2007-08-30
yung joc yung joc is offline
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Worthless piece of crap you are Robert.

Roy Brown
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This isn't Robert....sorry fella. I know who this is - Borra, you are one crazy SOB!
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