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Old 2007-10-09
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Default Re: (In the Voise of Nelson) HaHa

This is such an awful post that makes me sick. I just got done working until 7:45 doing my best in finding cars for these poor people with insurance rentals and look for something positive to end my day. Instead, I read this garbage that Mr. Young Joc spews out. This is purely awful. Do you have no dignity?

Damn.
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Old 2007-10-09
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If you want to talk about sad....sad is staying at work until 7:30pm trying to find cars for poor, white trash/ghetto scum that ruin rental cars. Sad is trying to show erac upper management that you are a go getter by working that late. They will not acknowledge your efforts. Guaranted! Sad is MAKINEY coming on this sight using the name unregisterederacgirl to hide himself.

Erac + Makiney/No male genitals = Sad
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Old 2007-10-10
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Joc, I am really amazed with every ignorant post you put up. I'm glad that someone else sees the merit of defending my mentor, especially when the insults that you parlay are completely misguided. ERAC girl, whoever you are, thank you for joining the ranks.

So now Joc, I must put my foot down. You really disgust me, and I have no choice now but to put the money where the mouth is and do what I have to do: I must beat you down. I'm not doing this for Mak, but more for me because you really make me sick to my six-packed abs to which I just can't take another ignorant vib from you. I will get 100% satisfaction in allowing my left fist to go upside your jaw a few times while finishing you off with a swift roundhouse kick.

I am going to get off work early (because I can since I am the boss) and will travel down deep into P town to meet you. This isn't going to be a "Thrilla in Peoria" but I would recommend that you bring both a big dog and plenty of baby wipes after I drag you all over the parking lot. You better bring your rosary beads as well, as you will need them! I am going to enjoy this so much that I am going to bring my video tape and leave it in my car to record your demise. I will, of course broadcast this via YouTube to all of Peoria and put it on Craigslist.

The location? I couldn't have thought of a better place" 3212 North University Street. Get your mapquest directions together and meet me there at 6:45 PM sharp. **So as to protect my identity and yours, I am going to remain in my car until you arrive. I will be in the black Porshce Cayenne with tinted windows. If I don't see you by 6:45 PM tomorrow night, you are no doubt the biggest poser in history. Its time that I taught you a little lesson in respect. I WILL BE THERE....WILL YOU, PUNK????

Bryce
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Old 2007-10-10
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Sure I'll be there. I will look for the 1991 Honda Accord 2-door, puke in color. Your fat, dump truck ass will exit the car followed by a hurricane of Mountain Dew cans and Taco Bell Chalupa wrappers. The stench of your own ass will burn off your nose hairs and the 8-Track player blares "Its Raining Men."

Our eyes will meet. You will approach me with a thunderous fury. You take one final step towards your maker when your knees give out to the giant turd body that they once supported. You lie there (motionless and in pain). I take a steamy dump on your cheek and then you watch as I lick your wife's forehead....mice come to eat you like Kenny from Southpark.

That is the life of an ERAC employee. Wothless, fat and doesn't follow through. See you then...


...Also, does anyone else realize that MAKINEY AND ERACNUTZ AND ERACGIRL are the same person. He comes on this shit and writes about himself and sticks up for himself, himself. Go tear down your UN I Versity store, fix your bread and butter, hire some more worthless MT's at 54 and lay your wife once in a while...She is so desparate that she had a threesome with Webster and Flava Flav the other day.

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Old 2007-10-11
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Default Re: HaHa (Let's Fight Jocco!)

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Originally Posted by Unregisterederacnutz View Post
Joc, I am really amazed with every ignorant post you put up. I'm glad that someone else sees the merit of defending my mentor, especially when the insults that you parlay are completely misguided. ERAC girl, whoever you are, thank you for joining the ranks.

So now Joc, I must put my foot down. You really disgust me, and I have no choice now but to put the money where the mouth is and do what I have to do: I must beat you down. I'm not doing this for Mak, but more for me because you really make me sick to my six-packed abs to which I just can't take another ignorant vib from you. I will get 100% satisfaction in allowing my left fist to go upside your jaw a few times while finishing you off with a swift roundhouse kick.

I am going to get off work early (because I can since I am the boss) and will travel down deep into P town to meet you. This isn't going to be a "Thrilla in Peoria" but I would recommend that you bring both a big dog and plenty of baby wipes after I drag you all over the parking lot. You better bring your rosary beads as well, as you will need them! I am going to enjoy this so much that I am going to bring my video tape and leave it in my car to record your demise. I will, of course broadcast this via YouTube to all of Peoria and put it on Craigslist.

The location? I couldn't have thought of a better place" 3212 North University Street. Get your mapquest directions together and meet me there at 6:45 PM sharp. **So as to protect my identity and yours, I am going to remain in my car until you arrive. I will be in the black Porshce Cayenne with tinted windows. If I don't see you by 6:45 PM tomorrow night, you are no doubt the biggest poser in history. Its time that I taught you a little lesson in respect. I WILL BE THERE....WILL YOU, PUNK????

Bryce
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Old 2007-10-11
Unregisterederacnutz
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Default Re: (In the Voise of Nelson) HaHa

As expected, Joc didn't show up. I'm not surprised. I waited 15 minutes before heading up into the sunset to drink my tall mocha latte as a nightcap. Nonetheless, we made some serious money today and I am finally satisfied. A toast to victory!

Bryce
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Old 2007-10-11
yung joc yung joc is offline
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Default Re: (In the Voise of Nelson) HaHa

MAKINEY, You must live awful close to 5A to wait 15 minutes and then rush home and get on your PC to eagerly write your response. I drove by and no one was home. Definately no tinted SUV. No show by MAK was expected and he followed throught to a T.

Way to show your MT's what you are made of.
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Old 2007-10-11
Unregisterederacnutz
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Idiot! If you paid attention to detail Joc, you would know that I specifically said that I was in a black Porshe Cayenne with tinted windows, not an SUV.

You are really dense. No wonder this country is run by C students. You are without the dumbest man in Peoria. I weep for the future.

And your wife can't cook either!
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Old 2007-10-11
Unregistered/dumb mak
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your the dumb ass mak a cayanne is an suv you idot it makes me wonder how you became a city manager oh by the way hows 5a been i hear thats your new home base since all your employees left you balding ass
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Old 2007-10-12
Unregisterederacnutz
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Default Re: (In the Voise of Nelson) HaHa

A Porsche Cayenne is not an SUV you moron! It is in the Boxster series. Look it up on Google, smart guy.

You must be a GP 15 employee for being so dumb. And this is Bryce, not Mak.


Bryce
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