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  #121 (permalink)  
Old 2007-10-25
Unregisteredcorporate
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So you just used a Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson quote and you said your job was better than that of a Wall Street position. OK. Wake the fuck you munch and let reality set it. You rent automobiles to people....correction, you have others rent automobiles to people and you just watch. You are all lazy, fat pieces of shit. You are an embarassment to the workforce and you don't even know it. That's Enterprise for you.
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Old 2007-10-29
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Seriously Mr. Unregistered corporate, I think that I know who you are and by that, I can introduce you to where Jimmy Hoffa is buried if you know what I mean. I have some friends in GP 15 that may pay you a little visit.

Don't mess with me. My employees may not like me, but they do respect me!

You beyotch!!

Bryce
liking and respecting are most often times one in the same, idiot. let's just see the benefits of a wall street job or other corporate job. I get done at around 3. if you're counting, that's only about 7 hours a day that I work. I'm no wall street guy, but I would take working 7 easy hours a day with no physical labor making six figures over working 56 hours a day doing shit work, exposing myself to the ridicules of everyone on the planet, for a "shot" at six figures if you're lucky to not get burned out before you get to level IV. You think area managers are pulling in six figs? think again. they do that for show so that you think they are pulling it in when in reality they are paying an interest only mortgage and have maxed out credit cards. Oh, that free time that you eracians always seem to lose...you can actually do something in your life that you enjoy, like having sex and not with your left hand for a change of pace. it's unbelievable to me that people defend this company and what they do so vigorously. Maybe you should read some psychology books on cult formation. Erac fits the description to a "T". but, anyway, you're right, you probably are better off than anyone on wall street. in fact, you're better than everyone. you are the MAN. You are so much the man that when your high school and college classmates tell you they are doctors, lawyers, stockbrockers, you can say, "pfff, I'm gonna buy a leer jet in 2 years renting cars." dude, everyone knows you're full of shit. the saddest thing is that you may never figure that out.
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Old 2007-10-30
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Default Re: Group 62......

Very wise statement there. You seem to know quite a bit. I agree with this statement. You will now be known as the Green Consultant!
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Old 2007-10-31
Unregisterederacnutz
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Green consultant? Pah-leaze. My green shit has more knowledge than this guy. Look, I think that you miss the big picture: I personally do not rent cars. I have other people do that for me. The entire big picture is having an operation where other people do the work for you and you play the "quarterback" role in delegating responsibility and directing them to victory.

I really work an 8-5 job yet I take full responsibility for the operation. I'll on some occasions visit branches. Why would I be ashamed of having an operation where I have hundreds of employees working for me while I'm making a six figure income and have the best benefits at a Fortune 100 company? What is wrong with that?

Yet, you go on and enjoy your 7-3 job because Walmart jobs like that are rewarding too. You just can't compete with The Kingfish in GP 62 like me, so stop hating on success.

Doesn't matter what company you are in. It matters on what you do while you are there. Make the most of it Mr. Consultant. I'm happy where I am at. Are you?

Bryce
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Old 2007-11-01
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Green consultant? Pah-leaze. My green shit has more knowledge than this guy. Look, I think that you miss the big picture: I personally do not rent cars. I have other people do that for me. The entire big picture is having an operation where other people do the work for you and you play the "quarterback" role in delegating responsibility and directing them to victory.

I really work an 8-5 job yet I take full responsibility for the operation. I'll on some occasions visit branches. Why would I be ashamed of having an operation where I have hundreds of employees working for me while I'm making a six figure income and have the best benefits at a Fortune 100 company? What is wrong with that?

Yet, you go on and enjoy your 7-3 job because Walmart jobs like that are rewarding too. You just can't compete with The Kingfish in GP 62 like me, so stop hating on success.

Doesn't matter what company you are in. It matters on what you do while you are there. Make the most of it Mr. Consultant. I'm happy where I am at. Are you?

Bryce
I don't even know why I came to this site other than to see if it's still the same at ERAC. You notice that when I say something truthfull, your nutz starts a personal attack on someone he doesn't even know. Playing "quarterback" is not that great when it comes to renting cars. When it comes to your own business (don't tell me ERAC is like an MBA) or telling companies what they need to do in order to improve profits (not the same as telling your trainees to cook the books), then you can say you are a quarterback of Peyton Manning calibur. But, as of now, you aren't even Rex Grossman in my mind. Do you really think of success in terms of money? what accomplishments do you have? Outside of ERAC, have you ever won a community award? A chamber of commerce award? Any award in any business periodical? When you really take a look at your accomplishments, all you can say is that you make six figures renting cars....oh, I'm sorry, you're better than that. You TELL people to rent cars. Back to the stupid QB statement you made, Rex Grossman went to the super bowl based on the talents around him. That's all you are. People around you busting their ass working 56 hours a week to make around 30k/year in hopes of one day becoming an asshole like you. It's really pathetic if you think about that scheme.

"having other people do the work". wow, I'm not political at all, but that sounds like a pretty liberal democrat taking welfare when he doesn't need to. Do you think successful people really think like that? You can make some money, sure, but you will never be successful when you rely on someone else for your livelihood. It's not the size of a wallet that makes a man successful. Pretty simple moral stuff here. I'm pretty happy right now. I get to leave the country every week or so for a project. I get to travel business class and stay in the nicest hotels while being looked upon by actual business people as the expert in changing their business models. You have no idea what successful minds are like. You live the greatest ERAC statement of them all, "fake it until you make it".
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Old 2007-11-02
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Consultant, your an idiot. I used the term quarterback as a metaphor and you obviously misread the point. If your a consultant, you can't be a very good one. Staying in hotels and traveling to other countries? Really? That's what is defined as the glamorous life nowadays? Pah-leaze.

Look in the mirror at yourself. You must have made the most hypocritical statement of all in your response, dumbass.

Bryce
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Old 2007-11-03
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That was a really weak rebuttal unregisterederacnutz....I think the consultant owns you now.
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Old 2007-11-03
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Consultant, your an idiot. I used the term quarterback as a metaphor and you obviously misread the point. If your a consultant, you can't be a very good one. Staying in hotels and traveling to other countries? Really? That's what is defined as the glamorous life nowadays? Pah-leaze.

Look in the mirror at yourself. You must have made the most hypocritical statement of all in your response, dumbass.

Bryce
"Consultant, you('re) an idiot"...I did understand your "point" about being a quarterback. I guess me coming back with a metaphor using quarterback as well was one too many metaphors for you to comprehend.

"you can't be a very good one"...Do you really know what makes a good consultant? oh yeah, you know everything and can tell what a good lawyer is like, a good doctor, a good teacher, you know about every profession out there! but yet, you are still renting cars.

"That's what is defined as the glamorous life nowadays?"...actually, staying in five star hotels and travelling to other countries is pretty much the good life if you're in business, I can't think of one person that wouldn't want to do that...well, other than you.

"Pah-leaze"...what are you? 12?

"Look in the mirror at yourself."... I look in the mirror everyday and I'm damn happy to have this life. You are always asking people to look in the mirror. what about you? can you look in the mirror and say, "I'm the man because I "Quarterback" several employees on how to conduct mindless rental transactions"?

"You must have made the most hypocritical statement of all in your response"... you throw aroung that word, hypocritical, as if it has no meaning, just so you can sound like you're making an argument when you really did get owned. there's pretty much nothing hypocritical in any of my messages, they're pretty concise and understandable, unlike your constant rubbish that you want yourself to believe.

"Dumbass"...who's the dumbass?


some people just really do drink the kool-aid.
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Old 2007-11-05
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dude you should read some of the other crazy shit hes written in these forums
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Old 2007-11-06
Unregisterederacnutz
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"Consultant, you('re) an idiot"...I did understand your "point" about being a quarterback. I guess me coming back with a metaphor using quarterback as well was one too many metaphors for you to comprehend.

"you can't be a very good one"...Do you really know what makes a good consultant? oh yeah, you know everything and can tell what a good lawyer is like, a good doctor, a good teacher, you know about every profession out there! but yet, you are still renting cars.

"That's what is defined as the glamorous life nowadays?"...actually, staying in five star hotels and travelling to other countries is pretty much the good life if you're in business, I can't think of one person that wouldn't want to do that...well, other than you.

"Pah-leaze"...what are you? 12?

"Look in the mirror at yourself."... I look in the mirror everyday and I'm damn happy to have this life. You are always asking people to look in the mirror. what about you? can you look in the mirror and say, "I'm the man because I "Quarterback" several employees on how to conduct mindless rental transactions"?

"You must have made the most hypocritical statement of all in your response"... you throw aroung that word, hypocritical, as if it has no meaning, just so you can sound like you're making an argument when you really did get owned. there's pretty much nothing hypocritical in any of my messages, they're pretty concise and understandable, unlike your constant rubbish that you want yourself to believe.

"Dumbass"...who's the dumbass?


some people just really do drink the kool-aid.
**Consultant, your still an idiot. I make far more money than you and you know it. I am one of the highest paid employees in the state of IL for what I do and I make far more money than your dumbass does. Do me a favor and eat a dick, ok? Don't talk to me unless you are making more money than me you bitch.

Your mother is also an idiot for having you. So is Yung Joc.
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