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Old 2007-11-06
Unregisteredconsultant
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**Consultant, your still an idiot. I make far more money than you and you know it. I am one of the highest paid employees in the state of IL for what I do and I make far more money than your dumbass does. Do me a favor and eat a dick, ok? Don't talk to me unless you are making more money than me you bitch.

Your mother is also an idiot for having you. So is Yung Joc.
Does this dude always have lame comebacks? I think I get this joke. This guy isn't really a current ERAC employee. He's spoofing all of us into thinking that there really is someone like this at ERAC. I must admit, there are a lot of idiots at ERAC, but nobody as bad as this guy. when a scared man is being owned, they generally point to their wallet as the scope of their accomplishments. when you are talking highest paid employees in the state of Il, you're talking about at ERAC, right? Well, that's not hard to accomplish. but, if you're actually talking about everyone else, then we have a problem here. Just in Cook County, there are about 167,000 millionaires residing there. oh, and the average salary in Illinois...around 50k. Even if you are making six figures, which you might be at the low end of that, you are still in the middle of the road in terms of income. where are you getting your facts from? short of asking this guy to kill himself, what does it take to get through to a kool-aid drinker you might ask? Well, we could challenge him on every topic with logic, but he'll come back with emotional rants that make a four year old cringe at the childishness. oh, just for good measure, my salary with bonuses is around $120,000. Plus, the trips to other countries, free everything, and a kick ass wife. Are you married? anyway, enough of the personal attacks, sorry. didn't want to sink down to your level, but it's hard sometime. just one more thing...I can talk to you because this is America and I can talk to whomever I want to...bitch.
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Old 2007-11-06
Unregisteredconsultant
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**Consultant, your still an idiot. I make far more money than you and you know it. I am one of the highest paid employees in the state of IL for what I do and I make far more money than your dumbass does. Do me a favor and eat a dick, ok? Don't talk to me unless you are making more money than me you bitch.

Your mother is also an idiot for having you. So is Yung Joc.
LOL. it's just too easy. the average salary for sales in Rockford...I'm not even talking about Chicago, is around 75k plus bonuses for around 120k. PayScale - Salary Survey, Salaries, Wages, Compensation Information and Analysis. look for Senior account executive. I can't imagine the dope that you must take before every morning to go rent cars.
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Old 2007-11-06
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I mega agree. Nutz is hung up on money and power. It is a mega front to make errbody think ERAC is 'where its at'.

I am mega tired of your rants. Get original or get gone.

Mega Man
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Old 2007-11-08
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I mega agree. Nutz is hung up on money and power. It is a mega front to make errbody think ERAC is 'where its at'.

I am mega tired of your rants. Get original or get gone.

Mega Man
BOTH OF YOU CAN GET A REALLY BIG SPOON SO THAT YOU CAN EAT MY ASS! I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME TO SPARE! YOU DON'T OWN SHIT AND YOU AREN'T ABOUT SHIT SO STOP TRYING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOMMAS. CONSULTANT, MEET ME AT THE STARBUCKS IN WASHINGTON ON MONDAY MORNING SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU WHY YOUR WIFE STILL CALLS ME ON HER OTHER PHONE. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

BITCH!

AND FYI, YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE. FOR STARTERS, YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF VERY BADLY. I MEASURE MYSELF WITH MY WALLET WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YOU MAKE $120 K, BLAH BLAH BLAH? GET A GRIP YOU HYPOCRITE. WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING VALID TO SAY, PLEASE DO SO. OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHE SACK!!
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Old 2007-11-08
Unregisteredconsultant
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BOTH OF YOU CAN GET A REALLY BIG SPOON SO THAT YOU CAN EAT MY ASS! I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME TO SPARE! YOU DON'T OWN SHIT AND YOU AREN'T ABOUT SHIT SO STOP TRYING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOMMAS. CONSULTANT, MEET ME AT THE STARBUCKS IN WASHINGTON ON MONDAY MORNING SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU WHY YOUR WIFE STILL CALLS ME ON HER OTHER PHONE. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

BITCH!

AND FYI, YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE. FOR STARTERS, YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF VERY BADLY. I MEASURE MYSELF WITH MY WALLET WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YOU MAKE $120 K, BLAH BLAH BLAH? GET A GRIP YOU HYPOCRITE. WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING VALID TO SAY, PLEASE DO SO. OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHE SACK!!
wow. you have some anger issues. a damn hypocrite? Contradict myself badly? wow. You are very dense. I was making a point to show you that you don't make that much more than I do. you don't understand metaphors, sarcasm, even something simple as comparative literature so that you may understand it better. Talking about taking things way out of context to fit a belief system. You have no substance in your messages, only whiny little phrases that you think make you look tough. We don't own anything? you presume to know a lot about us naysayers. I just think it's very sad that you have such a small penis. It's obvious with how much aggression you have, trying to sound tough about meeting me at starbucks. First of all, if I wanted to kick your ass, I wouldn't want you to meet me at starbucks. have you ever been in a fight? has anyone ever met at a starbucks in their suits for a fight? wait, are you in a fight club? cool, can I join? wow. everything I've said has been valid. You, my dear inept inadequate little wee man, have no valid points. although, Douche sack was quite creative. How about this, you take your insecurities and small penis, go fuck your dog or whatever pet you have, and just off yourself. we would all feel better and so would anyone who knows you.
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Old 2007-11-08
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sorry, couldn't resist one more comment. It's so fun to take apart your message one by one so that you get owned...again...for the amusement of the few who actually read this.

BOTH OF YOU CAN GET A REALLY BIG SPOON SO THAT YOU CAN EAT MY ASS!"----
clever. We need a really big spoon because you have a really big ass? okay, valid point there.

I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME TO SPARE!"---
some what? money? power? women? oh, right, you work for ERAC, so of course you're getting all the upper class women and mingling with high society. my bad. you have a house? congrats!! a car? super! a boat? a Cabin? what do you have that makes you want to scream?

YOU DON'T OWN SHIT AND YOU AREN'T ABOUT SHIT SO STOP TRYING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT."---
isn't that in an eminem song? another clever one. three different uses for the word "shit". I can think of one more, but I'll leave that to the readers' imagination on what I'm thinking. I know you try to use great metaphors, like "shit", but try using some more advanced vocabulary, please, it hurts my eyes and actually makes me dumber (or is it more dumb?).

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOMMAS."---I'm sorry mommaaaa! is this Marshal Mathers? do you have anything original? talking about my mother? never heard that one before. but, when I did, it usually was quite clever. However, your remark was just sympathy on our "mommas" behalf? thanks for caring about her!

CONSULTANT, MEET ME AT THE STARBUCKS IN WASHINGTON ON MONDAY MORNING SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU WHY YOUR WIFE STILL CALLS ME ON HER OTHER PHONE. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.---
So, if you're going to show me what my wife sees in you I presume you're going to show me a small penis? wait, I'm confused. You want to meet me at starbucks for a BJ or a fight?

BITCH!--- "would the real slim shady please stand up? please stand up?"

AND FYI, YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE. FOR STARTERS---
For starters usually follows with multiple examples, not just ONE that makes your point valid.
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF VERY BADLY.---
Just repeating your "hypocrite" statement but in different vocabulary. at least you're trying. Hooked on phonics worked for you!!!

I MEASURE MYSELF WITH MY WALLET WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YOU MAKE $120 K, BLAH BLAH BLAH?---
Is that a question? blah blah blah? i get so confused. again, just making a factual statement that you don't make that much more. Trying to talk in your language still doesn't get an intelligent response.

GET A GRIP YOU HYPOCRITE.---
Really? another "hypocrite" conotation? damn, this is really so easy to pick apart.

WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING VALID TO SAY, PLEASE DO SO.---
Thank you for that request, when i have something valid to say, I will now that you gave me the okay to do so.

OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHE SACK!!---well, not really saying to much here, just typing, but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. Actually, that's all I can type here. this was the most clever saying of your rant, but I've never, ever heard of anybody referring to someone as a douche sack. Bag maybe, but never sack. very creative. thanks!
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Old 2007-11-12
Unregisterederacgirl
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sorry, couldn't resist one more comment. It's so fun to take apart your message one by one so that you get owned...again...for the amusement of the few who actually read this.

BOTH OF YOU CAN GET A REALLY BIG SPOON SO THAT YOU CAN EAT MY ASS!"----
clever. We need a really big spoon because you have a really big ass? okay, valid point there.

I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE AND THEN SOME TO SPARE!"---
some what? money? power? women? oh, right, you work for ERAC, so of course you're getting all the upper class women and mingling with high society. my bad. you have a house? congrats!! a car? super! a boat? a Cabin? what do you have that makes you want to scream?

YOU DON'T OWN SHIT AND YOU AREN'T ABOUT SHIT SO STOP TRYING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT."---
isn't that in an eminem song? another clever one. three different uses for the word "shit". I can think of one more, but I'll leave that to the readers' imagination on what I'm thinking. I know you try to use great metaphors, like "shit", but try using some more advanced vocabulary, please, it hurts my eyes and actually makes me dumber (or is it more dumb?).

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOMMAS."---I'm sorry mommaaaa! is this Marshal Mathers? do you have anything original? talking about my mother? never heard that one before. but, when I did, it usually was quite clever. However, your remark was just sympathy on our "mommas" behalf? thanks for caring about her!

CONSULTANT, MEET ME AT THE STARBUCKS IN WASHINGTON ON MONDAY MORNING SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU WHY YOUR WIFE STILL CALLS ME ON HER OTHER PHONE. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.---
So, if you're going to show me what my wife sees in you I presume you're going to show me a small penis? wait, I'm confused. You want to meet me at starbucks for a BJ or a fight?

BITCH!--- "would the real slim shady please stand up? please stand up?"

AND FYI, YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE. FOR STARTERS---
For starters usually follows with multiple examples, not just ONE that makes your point valid.
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF VERY BADLY.---
Just repeating your "hypocrite" statement but in different vocabulary. at least you're trying. Hooked on phonics worked for you!!!

I MEASURE MYSELF WITH MY WALLET WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YOU MAKE $120 K, BLAH BLAH BLAH?---
Is that a question? blah blah blah? i get so confused. again, just making a factual statement that you don't make that much more. Trying to talk in your language still doesn't get an intelligent response.

GET A GRIP YOU HYPOCRITE.---
Really? another "hypocrite" conotation? damn, this is really so easy to pick apart.

WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING VALID TO SAY, PLEASE DO SO.---
Thank you for that request, when i have something valid to say, I will now that you gave me the okay to do so.

OTHERWISE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHE SACK!!---well, not really saying to much here, just typing, but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. Actually, that's all I can type here. this was the most clever saying of your rant, but I've never, ever heard of anybody referring to someone as a douche sack. Bag maybe, but never sack. very creative. thanks!
OMG you are such a nerd! Get a life! Mak just gave me a raise the other day and I'm pretty stoked about it. If you don't have anything nice to say about the man, don't say it. Otherwise, go to Starbucks and drink a hot cup of shut the fuck up, ok Consultant?

You are such a tool. FYI, this is not Jessica E. so don't even go there.

E.G., GP 62.
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Old 2007-11-12
Unregisteredconsultant
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OMG you are such a nerd! Get a life! Mak just gave me a raise the other day and I'm pretty stoked about it. If you don't have anything nice to say about the man, don't say it. Otherwise, go to Starbucks and drink a hot cup of shut the fuck up, ok Consultant?

You are such a tool. FYI, this is not Jessica E. so don't even go there.

E.G., GP 62.
I thought ERAC only hired college graduates.

what a weak ass comeback. I could take you a part but it's so fucking repetitive it hurts my head. Get something original in your message other than "shut the fuck up" and "get a life" and "you are such a tool". these phrases have been repeated all throughout this stupid message board and you are just a follower. please, come back with something original. Unless, of course, you are too stupid to think of something. also, if you want to initiate name-calling, come back with something better than "nerd". it's so frustrating to read such pathetic comebacks by people who really think they have a "future" with ERAC or anywhere else for that matter.
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Old 2007-11-12
JE'S WART INFESTED PUSSY
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Dear GRP62 and City5,

Brian (I cut you no) Slakiney is the father to my unborn poop-stain. I just thought you all should know.

PS...I am totally craving waffles.

J.E.
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Old 2007-11-14
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OMG you are such a nerd! Get a life! Mak just gave me a raise the other day and I'm pretty stoked about it. If you don't have anything nice to say about the man, don't say it. Otherwise, go to Starbucks and drink a hot cup of shut the fuck up, ok Consultant?

You are such a tool. FYI, this is not Jessica E. so don't even go there.

E.G., GP 62.

I like how Makiney poses as girls and comes on here and defends himself...actually, I hate that.
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