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Old 2007-10-24
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Default Re: ERAC Sex Club

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Originally Posted by Pavlov Dog View Post
I do have one cool sex story from my 7 month tour of duty at Enterprise RAC in Madera, California. Way back in 1996 I was a new MT there although I lived in Fresno (lie #1 from Enterprise, I was told I would work at a branch in town closer to my home but was switched last minute, Madera is 35 miles away). I was the only male at this branch and there were some nice looking broads there. Anyway, I carpooled with one of them and I never got a hint from her that she was into to me until my last day on the job. As we were driving back to Fresno that night around 6:30pm, she immediately started performing fellatio on me. I could not believe it! The half hour or so ride home had little talking and alot of suck-sucky. When she completed me, she said good bye, nice working with you, blah blah blah. No acknowledgement of what had just happened. I even tried getting with her a couple weeks later at a bar where alot of ERAC folks hangout, but no dice. That was my one Penthouse Forum moment with the Evil Green Machine.
Great story Pav. I believe it is a civic duty, while car pooling, to perform fellatio. It is under the E-constitution that you sign at the beginning of your employment.
For the record, Lie #1 for me was the same thing. "Yes, you will work very close to where you live." NOT so fast, the first day I was told to go to this other shit town and run that shack that we call an office. Funny how ERAC fucks there employees over throughout the country!!!!
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