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Old 2005-11-06
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Default ERAC Sex Club

With all the time we spend in the office and all the stress we are under an ERAC Sex Club would be a good idea. Just an anonymous meeting afterhours in an office. Doesn't matter your title, just a good old fashioned fucking. Anyone interested in starting one?
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Starting one???? Those clubs are live and kickin' it across the USA.
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Starting one???? Those clubs are live and kickin' it across the USA.

Word! I new a BM once that tagged more ERAC "strange" than he did his wife. I always wondered how he was able to stay married.
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The club is already open. You are open to participate starting with Class A week. Why do you think all the BM's want to help?
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AND, because the BMs want to help.........The ARMs want to help..................the infamous and oh so naughty Level 2 and Level 3 hook up...........
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Yeah, I remember people commenting on as long as the hook up was with someone on the same level, you were safe. Thats whay the Level 2 and Level 3 gig was the talk of the town
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Yeah, I remember people commenting on as long as the hook up was with someone on the same level, you were safe. Thats whay the Level 2 and Level 3 gig was the talk of the town
"You can fuck sideways or up....

but never fuck down...."

If you DO fuck down...you "pursue other opportunities outside of ERAC..."
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Old 2007-10-23
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Default Re: ERAC Sex Club

Where does this take place now a days. I've heard about these a couple years back. Is there really man juice on 87% of group 62's branches? Sure does kick ESQI's ass!
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Old 2007-10-24
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"You can fuck sideways or up....

but never fuck down...."

If you DO fuck down...you "pursue other opportunities outside of ERAC..."
You are wrong. Brad The Midget and Handsome Thomas Tang both fucked downwards and both are still ARM's in 36. Come on, fucking within ERAC is great for morale and retention.
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Old 2007-10-24
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I do have one cool sex story from my 7 month tour of duty at Enterprise RAC in Madera, California. Way back in 1996 I was a new MT there although I lived in Fresno (lie #1 from Enterprise, I was told I would work at a branch in town closer to my home but was switched last minute, Madera is 35 miles away). I was the only male at this branch and there were some nice looking broads there. Anyway, I carpooled with one of them and I never got a hint from her that she was into to me until my last day on the job. As we were driving back to Fresno that night around 6:30pm, she immediately started performing fellatio on me. I could not believe it! The half hour or so ride home had little talking and alot of suck-sucky. When she completed me, she said good bye, nice working with you, blah blah blah. No acknowledgement of what had just happened. I even tried getting with her a couple weeks later at a bar where alot of ERAC folks hangout, but no dice. That was my one Penthouse Forum moment with the Evil Green Machine.
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