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Old 2006-01-28
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Default Current Atmosphere

How are things going in the group these days? What is the hot topic these days... op/rate/esqi?

Are people making money and having fun or stressing?

Has all the prosperity that the new regime promised arrived?
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Old 2006-01-30
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Default Re: Current Atmosphere

The current issue is occupancy. ever since the marketing wizzards changed the "9.99" weekend special to "half price" weekend special our weekend biz has been lacking causing deminished fleet, thus causing over-booked mid week reservations which leads to pissed of customers which leads to sites like this.
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Old 2006-02-02
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Default Re: Current Atmosphere

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The current issue is occupancy. ever since the marketing wizzards changed the "9.99" weekend special to "half price" weekend special our weekend biz has been lacking causing deminished fleet, thus causing over-booked mid week reservations which leads to pissed of customers which leads to sites like this.

I can hear it now..... just sell thru it.... quit making excuses..... research shows there are more than enough potential customers out there on any given weekend..... bla bla bla....

PS... occupancy is always an issue this time of year. FUCKING SURPRISE!
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Old 2006-02-02
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keep on winning!!!!!
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Old 2006-02-06
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keep on winning!!!!!
#1 in the Country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-02-09
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Default Re: Current Atmosphere

Doesn't anyone have anything better to do then quote Tim G?
Stop giving him so much credit.
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Doesn't anyone have anything better to do then quote Tim G?
Stop giving him so much credit.

OK... take us in another direction. Tim G is too easy. I agree. Show us your wit.
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Old 2006-03-01
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Default Re: Current Atmosphere

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The current issue is occupancy. ever since the marketing wizzards changed the "9.99" weekend special to "half price" weekend special our weekend biz has been lacking causing deminished fleet, thus causing over-booked mid week reservations which leads to pissed of customers which leads to sites like this.

is that the total problem or is it just the propblem on fri.
Mon is no cars, and the master plan to fix it
tues is low dw, and the master plan to fix it but fuck mondays plan
wed is lofr's, and the master plan to fix it but fucks mondays plan
thurs is esqi, this is my favorie plann that can be fixed by just smiling while you fuck the customer. oh ya and it will fuck everything you have worked for so far this week. not to mention that your manager has no clue how to fix this
fri its occupancy, here is a genious every friday we pray for deletes and dont wory monday will fix itself.
sat its the new plan on how to fix everything next week with more pissed off customers, fewer cars, more shady deals, and oh ya everyone pray nobody quits in the city this weekend or everyone is gonna have to trave all over hell to cover.
Sun you get a call that you have too many cars on your lot and how you cant take today off because you need to be at work washing cars for the monday morning ass holes.

I love how every "master plan" on how to fix the problem of the day fucks up every other plan they ever imagined. Heres a thought "treat the employes right and let them treat the customers good and everything will work out". Woops i guess i forgot the part about including dumb ass, power hungry frat boys, and huge profits.
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