indian people

who here is about to bust a sandbag on the top of the next indian or foreign person who thinks they can barter thier rate down,

These people are so annoying. I actually question these guys and what their doing to the point where they want to walk out of the store. Call it racial profiling, I don't care. I love to have fun with these assholes cause its so easy. They speak 1000 miles per second and never have a good reason why they should get money off their rental. Also, get a fuckin bigger car than a compact. 6 of you will not fit in a dodge neon. It looks like a friggin clown car half the time. Fuck those people.

I am from India and next time an ERAC employee tries to buy a slurpee from me I charge double!!!!!!!!!!!!

what in the fuck are you talking about?

Oh you know what I'm talking about. And if you bend the pages on any of my magazines or get them sticky you bought it Mr. ERAC. No slurpee's for you ever!!

enough about slurpees. how about handing these motherfuckers garbage bags full of deordorant before they leave the office. they always bring the cars back smelling like a sack full of ass-holes and try to work the rate down to the lowest possible. also, i heard this one indian guy licked guz's taint in order to have the additional driver fee removed. LETS HEAR IT FOR UPPER MANAGEMENT!

i agree with joc those people smell like onions too, have u also noticed they all live in the same address and always travel in pairs of two or three, basically they are butt pirates, also when one wants to argue with me i will pull out a snake flute and put him in trance like they do with snakes over there in india

Ridge Road...DeKalb Baby!!!!!


The only positive---Full Boat!

great....we trade full boat for misunderstandings, a smell that I can only descibe as diarehha fuilled to the brim made out of a bag of rotten tacos and our doors constantly being left open (does anyone else notice that?) Fair trade? No one will ever know.

[andy sucks]

I had one of these folks come into my office for a 9.99 wesp. Halfway through the contract (as if he isn't getting lowest rate possible) he whips out a 50% coupon and proceeds to tell me he wants to apply it to rental. I laughed and told him we can't stack special. He told me he would not take the car then. At this point on a Friday I was already short on cars, so I was more than happy to show him the door. The following week, my douchebag RRM calls me and asks me why I didn't honor coupon (the guy wrote a letter to corporate). I asked King Douche if I miised the memo that said we were renting out cars at $4.99 daily. I also showed him my occupancy (94%) for weekend and told him that is why I didn't honor it. He told me he already set up reservaton for him at that rate this upcoming weekend at my branch. I was pissed, and made sure to call in sick that day so I didn't have to deal with slimeball.

I wonder if these people go into grocery stores, and try to talk down the price of produce.