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Old 2006-09-19
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Default Hertz has cars

go to work for hertz and you will have cars to rent and upsell and sell package on. At Erac you are constantly out of cars and having to explain to customers why their vacation is ruined or why they are late for their work trip. Go to work for Hertz and that headache is gone. Plus hertz cars are nicer newer and cleaner and never usually above 30k miles.
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Old 2006-09-19
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Default Re: hertz has cars

fuck hertz its all the same no matter what company u are at, also your managers are fags expect kevin cause he fucks all the women he works with
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No, no shit head. The first post is correct. I have worked for both ERAC and Hertz. Hertz has their shit together a lot more than ERAC. We don't have near the shitty clients either because its a credit card based pay. So keep cleaning those cars that come back with bullet holes and shells laying inside. ERAC is failing!!!!!!
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are you still at hertz if you aren't guess it isn't the dream job your say it is,
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Old 2006-09-19
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Default Re: hertz has cars

Hertz cars don't have more than 30k miles because they don't have the bank to buy them as risk cars, so they're buyback cars. ERAC has flip because of the risk cars...
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Old 2006-09-19
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for all those alan bensing haters out there....i heard alan was the head bouncer at a hertz location in southern idaho. he took zero shit from people and gave out 100% ass kickings daily. he didn't care if he had a car or not to give customers. he simply showed them his fists and they were such pussy's they grew wings and flew wherever thay needed to go....one time instead of giving the customer a refund, he shit in a bag and hit the customer in the head with it. the customer was so impressed that he gave alan a $100 tip and his daughters virginity....alan is awesome!

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Old 2006-09-19
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Default Re: hertz has cars

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go to work for hertz and you will have cars to rent and upsell and sell package on. At Erac you are constantly out of cars and having to explain to customers why their vacation is ruined or why they are late for their work trip. Go to work for Hertz and that headache is gone. Plus hertz cars are nicer newer and cleaner and never usually above 30k miles.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

THIS HAPPEND AT OUR BRANCH THIS MORNING!!

GAVE AWAY OUR LAST CAR,
NOT 10 MINS FROM THERE, 2 PPL SHOWD UP ASKING FOR CARS


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Old 2006-09-19
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You just spelled her name that same way. Who gives a shit anyway, you know who the fuck I am speaking about. Oh wait, SORRY ALAN. Didn't mean to step on toes. Fuck you
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Old 2006-11-07
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Is it just me or does Hertz always have HOTTIES working for them?
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Is it just me or does Hertz always have HOTTIES working for them?
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