Alan Bensing

Originally Posted by Unregistered

It is official, Alan Bensing just said a few days ago that no one has ever quit who he hired. Dude, you don't hire anybody except the fucking car preps. Do you not realize you have had 5 people quit after working with you. Unbelievable, and on top of all this Alan went on to talk about how he smoked up a bunch and still does. This guy just can't shut his dumbass mouth. Keep Winning Shithead!!!!!!!!

This guy speaks like this all the time. I don't see anything changing with him. Don't think Goff and Dively aren't next to him when this shit happens both I would bet are smoking up too. Here's one. Alan has continued to blow his own horn about all his accomplishments yet if you look at what is going on between the lines, this guy is actually not meeting expectations. You probably need proof.Well here it is. Uftring has just put in that if cars are not ready and available at their calling Alan can go. Goff is about ready to shit a brick because of all the failures at Uftring.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

This guy speaks like this all the time. I don't see anything changing with him. Don't think Goff and Dively aren't next to him when this shit happens both I would bet are smoking up too. Here's one. Alan has continued to blow his own horn about all his accomplishments yet if you look at what is going on between the lines, this guy is actually not meeting expectations. You probably need proof.Well here it is. Uftring has just put in that if cars are not ready and available at their calling Alan can go. Goff is about ready to shit a brick because of all the failures at Uftring.

you must be crazy. alan was the best manager i've ever had. he does all the work and leaves nothing undone. he is compassionate, loving and is a gifted harp player. after work one night, we watched old yellar and he actually cried! my gosh is alan awesome.....just kidding. i did hear, however, that he was caught engaging in some "heavy petting" with his 19 year-old male car prep in the backseat of a PT cruiser.

here's proof: http://vdridesagain.ytmnd.com/

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alan thinks hes is the greatest manager out there, always ass kissing travis and guz and steve he should be #1 in the asskissing hall of fame, shit i better watchout what i say he might use some of his selfdefense moves on me,

Self defense, what the fuck! He really takes self help classes. What a loser. I could still kick his ass. I bet he uses that shit as a pick up line at a bar. He probably says," hey, I have a black belt in martial arts and can touch my knee to my forehead". Do you think I am awesome? You want a massage. I am even better at that." Fuck stick.
Has alan ever seen this entire thread on him? Does anyone at work tell him about it? Is he in the dark about all this shit? I need responses, I would bet he knows and feels like a complete tool about it. The comments about him are so true I am not sure how he would defend himself. I need confirmation on this.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Here's an idea that most wouldn't think of. So here it is. Sometime this week go to Goff and ask him to rank his branch managers from best to last. Ask him while he is drunk at Tomcats. Ask him in front of everyone, put him on the spot. You will hear something that will probably surprise you. He will tell you Alan is doing a good job. Here''s the reality. Alan's numbers are based off being very understaffed and his shitty dealership demanding a lot right now. Alan will blow his horn like always but ask Goff how he is actually doing this. Goff will tell you his numbers are inflated because off circumstances that are in place on purpose to spin a profit. This is nothing but a pyramid game played by Bensing and Goff. Its about commission for both. Doesn't it always seem Alan and Travis both have time to take all these days off yet when things go nuts at Uftring Alan is no where to be found. He is inexperienced at every part of management. The dude has an exercise science degree. The hardest class in that is anatomy. Who the fuck couldn't pass that. Should have stayed behind the desk at Golds. It is time Alan quit. People do not like you and you even know the people that are open about it. Trust me, theres more too. Whats funny is you never hear Bensing blowing his horn about retention. Newman, Babs, Matt R. & Kamall. Soon the other mt's. At the next city meeting we should have a pep talk by Alan about how to keep employees then shut his ass up with these few names. Employees don't quit ERAC, they quit their managers.

Goff is about as effective as a fart in a tornado.

Alans latest story today consisted of him telling some bs story about hooking up with some chick who was OK at best. he stats he has standards but when it comes down to it he has none. If you speak to this fuck, ask him how his weekend went.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

damn he fucked christy i hear that girl has fucked a number of erac people and yes she is ugly , this guy is a pimp of ugly and fat chics, wonder what other ugly fat chics he has slept with at erac????????

christy has fucked and sucked the dicks of people at class a folks!! the girl gets around...oh and great that she is supposed to be a leader and setting an example within the company. If we're following her lead then there will be manadatory fucking and blow jobs at all company events regardless of gender! If she keeps up they are going to have to include some clause in the health insurance specifying the need for extensive std testing for the whole company

Originally Posted by Unregistered

christy has fucked and sucked the dicks of people at class a folks!! the girl gets around...oh and great that she is supposed to be a leader and setting an example within the company. If we're following her lead then there will be manadatory fucking and blow jobs at all company events regardless of gender! If she keeps up they are going to have to include some clause in the health insurance specifying the need for extensive std testing for the whole company

What did Christy ever do to you? Or could you be mad that she wouldn't? That must be why you are being such an asshole! None of that is true about her so get a fucking life!