Alan Bensing

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all you haters of alan here is your chance to speak out lets see what you have

travis knows alan's a little shit. alan cut himself while cleaning a car the other day and he literally does bleed green!!! i can envision alan in 15 years...omg its kent greer!!! scary...

What a pussy this guy is. Good job fucking up everything in your path. Bloomington, p-town airport, and now uftring. To young to manage. I believe 5 people have quit that have worked under this poor excuse for a manager. People don't quit ERAC, people quit their managers. Fucking great line. Babs got the best of you. I know that story.

Its not that the majority of people hate Alan, its that people can't stand his overwhelming personality that shows a very confused lost little boy. I actually feel bad for the dude. Someone must have told him when he was little that he was born to be with every girl he laid eyes on. His stories of his weekends are very sad and pathetic. They always start off like this, "Dude, I met this girl, I put her hand on my cock, gave her a back rub, then started making out with her friend. Also, her dog licked peanut butter off my balls. What did you do this weekend". THIS IS HOW THAT TOOL SPEAKS. And the cronisms this guy talks about are enough to make me sit back and say, "Alan, you are not Steve Thomas, nor or you Guz or Travis. Please stop telling me how great your OP is and how 6 yrs 6figures is going to happen for you." Wake up fuck stick, you will be canned way before you see any sign of promotion. Actually, I take that back because I know for fact (a little bird said) that K Hartnett and Alan have fucked on more than one occassion. That is its self is sad, because she isn't anything to look at, but since she is ugly she can probably suck dick. "All ugly chicks are good at that". Alan quote. Fuck you asshole.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

travis knows alan's a little shit. alan cut himself while cleaning a car the other day and he literally does bleed green!!! i can envision alan in 15 years...omg its kent greer!!! scary...

I am suprised Alan didn't go home after cutting himself. When Babinski was told to go wash a car on the day he quit, Alan was in awe appearently and Babs said fuck you, you go wash it I am gone in like an hour. Alan got bitched, walked outside, washed the car adn came in and said he felt sick and needed to leave. Babs said he would stay, but left minutes after Alan left and no one was at the airport. Babs fuckin was the greatest. Never took any shit from any customer. Does anyone know where he is at????????? Oh yeah, Alan is a fuck

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Its not that the majority of people hate Alan, its that people can't stand his overwhelming personality that shows a very confused lost little boy. I actually feel bad for the dude. Someone must have told him when he was little that he was born to be with every girl he laid eyes on. His stories of his weekends are very sad and pathetic. They always start off like this, "Dude, I met this girl, I put her hand on my cock, gave her a back rub, then started making out with her friend. Also, her dog licked peanut butter off my balls. What did you do this weekend". THIS IS HOW THAT TOOL SPEAKS. And the cronisms this guy talks about are enough to make me sit back and say, "Alan, you are not Steve Thomas, nor or you Guz or Travis. Please stop telling me how great your OP is and how 6 yrs 6figures is going to happen for you." Wake up fuck stick, you will be canned way before you see any sign of promotion. Actually, I take that back because I know for fact (a little bird said) that K Hartnett and Alan have fucked on more than one occassion. That is its self is sad, because she isn't anything to look at, but since she is ugly she can probably suck dick. "All ugly chicks are good at that". Alan quote. Fuck you asshole.

**shudder** HORRIBLE mental picture there. coulda done without all of that. what's sad is that its true

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I am suprised Alan didn't go home after cutting himself. When Babinski was told to go wash a car on the day he quit, Alan was in awe appearently and Babs said fuck you, you go wash it I am gone in like an hour. Alan got bitched, walked outside, washed the car adn came in and said he felt sick and needed to leave. Babs said he would stay, but left minutes after Alan left and no one was at the airport. Babs fuckin was the greatest. Never took any shit from any customer. Does anyone know where he is at????????? Oh yeah, Alan is a fuck

babs in in st louis at grad school. more importantly, he doesnt work for erac

Can someone please explain to me where this guy hides all day. He pays attention to the one branch but has a fucking MT working the other place. No wonder shit sucks in this city. Managers like him have no business being around. Alan, when you read this please note, WARNING: Do not call 51, 54, 5a, or 5b for any help. Everytime we need something you never help out. I think you and Tony have some sick relationship going on.

The example of him talking is exactly right. All these stories that are on here are true about him. That story of him getting punked by Babs is priceless. I can just see Babs face looking at ALan like," are you fucking serious, I just quit asshole what don't you understand about that". I am cracking up. Babs probably gave him the brush to go wash the car too. Unbelievable.

damn he fucked christy i hear that girl has fucked a number of erac people and yes she is ugly , this guy is a pimp of ugly and fat chics, wonder what other ugly fat chics he has slept with at erac????????