boy this group's thread failing miserably

come on people? Let's get some shit going. Start squawking. Who's nailing who? Who's gay? Who stinks? Who is hot? Who's stealing? Who's drunk? Who's high? Who is losing accounts? Who is getting fired? Come on Central and Westside too? The east side is obviously boring. Come on everyone start posting.

shiiiiiiiiiit. everybody's high!

How is this thread boring? The entire East posts on this site constantly. Reading about Bensing and Goff, Zigler is priceless. The central and the west just don't have the problems the east does. Goff has even said that when he's drunk out of his mind. Plus the last post was right, everyone is to high.

I have a hard time believing there is nothing going on in central and west.

Believe it. Nothing is going on. yeah, people are quitting but that is everywhere at enterprise. In the east there is always shake up and waves off people quitting. Unlike the Central and West. Retention and unhappy employees are all downsides of the east. Guz is the main problem along with his terrible choice in promotion. Hartnett was by far the worst. He picked Zig too and we all know how that turned out. The central and west also don't have any of the ghetto cities like the east. Peoria(Big time), Decatur(huge shit hole), and Champaign. All ghetto as fuck and cash qualifiers. I bet a person from the central or west couldn't survive one week at branch 54 in Peoria. That branch and 01 in Champaign. I don't wish anyone the experience of Decatur. Most ignorant black customers you will ever find. Most don't even have a license. Have a great weekend. Go ND.

Which areas are in West and Central? Who are the Area Managers? Are they better or just as bad?

Why couldn't a west sider handle 54 or 01?

Ghetto Cities:

Are you kidding. I will give you a list that are every bit as bad as Peoria and Decatur:

Rock Island, Cedar Rapids, Cedar Falls, North Omaha.

54 is not ghetto at all. NOT AT ALL. It is actually near the nicest part of Peoria. The only reason it is ghetto is because you do not underwrite properly and have a whole lot of non qualifiying customers from other parts of the city roll to the North (the good end) of Peoria.

You're probably right about 54 not underwriting properly, but WHO the fuck does? Most branches only use the following 3 qualifications to rent....

- A pulse.
- A plastic rectangular card of some sort that has some available credit on it. Who the fuck cares if it is a debit card? Corporate can't tell!
- They must speak english.

The only time a branch underwrites properly is when they don't have the car that the customer has reserved. Like, "I am sorry Mr. Customer, I can't use this debit card for your SUV reservation." Mr. Customer states, "Where is the SUV I was going to get?" "Getting an oil change.", the E-Clone states with a sigh of relief following.

Central boasts excellence and we in the west just try to be recognized for at least something good, since TJ gives us all a perverted name!

back when i was working in peoria 5a was the worst, the manager kinny would fucking rent to any ghetto ass person who had the cash to rent also 56 fucking tony chambers that fag would do the same thing, just to boost their numbers up,