Tony Chambers

hey you all better watch what you are saying about tony i hear alan has recruited him to start taking self defense classes, he might kung fu all of you

Originally Posted by Cindirelli

The above messages mention the so called "Babs". This Thread is about Tony Chambers, so this should be the last posting on this thread that mentions Babs, here is the reason.... He was a meat head that couldn't add 2+2. The fucker would cry if he couldn't get 8 hours of weight lifting a day in at Gold's gym. As far as babs telling alan to get fucked by having him wash a car, the airport had an automatic car wash, that was used so you could sit in there with the A/C and radio and have the dumb fuck in the office answer the phones. So who is the true Dumb Ass? Doesn't take a genuis to figure that out.

Back to Chambers. Have you heard the latest. Today was the first day in his 6 yr career (and definitely not 6 figures), that he was actually tight. I heard he was calling around to branches with a quivering voice begging for cars like a little bitch because his 5C stock was depleted. Its about time you join the club and look for cars instead of looking into peoples old tickets for shady business. Also, I heard he took a dump, wiped his ass with toilet paper, and then took the dirty toilet paper and wiped it around the rim of his OWN soda can, to prove his shit don't stink! Unbelievable, who is this City 5 Winner.

You must stand corrected. I worked out at the airport after Babs quit. Alan had not let them use tokens for the car wash because the fucker said it cost to much. But the dumbass would spend $750 a month to rent the wash bay instead of paying $350 a month in tokens. So who is the mathmatical wiz now. Don't be pissed cause one person stood up to the BS and got out. We should all be that lucky. Back to Tony, looking into old tickets is what this guy has been doing for years. Its always someone elses problems, never Tonys.

Today was a great day. Middle of the week, no cars, low moral, and Tony Chambers within ear shot. Mr. Hippocrit calls other offices to make sure that the managers are at their offices working while he is snooping around and having his car prep answer phones and greet people at the door. This guy's definition of flex time for his MT's is a fucking lunch! Mr. Car horder, moves his cars from service dept's, body shops, and 625C more than a driver drives for Tim the liason. Let's get a clue. Staple this guy to his office and let him actually interact with a customer instead of playing city 5 goddess.

Have you heard of Tony's latest tire changing experience? Customer called and said they had a flat. Tony and Sam were working, and Sam said, "You go change that tire because you know I ain't doin dat shit." Tony immediately did 9 push-ups and said I'll be back. He approached the Kia Rio with apprehension, and looked deep in the trunk for the spare. Instead of pulling out the spare, he pulled out a dead squirrel that his last cash renter left in the trunk from a barbeque. Tony was dumb founded. He told the customer, "I have been looking for this carcuss for weeks!" The customer said, "Great, now change my tire." While walking away, Tony stated, "Over this dead body......"

...you left out the part about tony "deep throating" the tire iron for fun....the man is a piece of work. does he still wear the trademark 'extra long coat' that has become a erac standard? these coats go down to the ground and usually only look good on neo from the matrix trilogy....lets start a thread about long coats. that would be cool. ps....tony fucks sam at 5f on tuesdays in baby pools full of coconut cream pies..........ikkkkkky!!

There seems to be alot of animosity toward "the fat chick" at the airport. I know this is Tony's thread section and I don't want be out of line but maybe it's time someone start a thread about her. Just a thought.

yea your right i can see a new thread starting real soon if people are interested, hey i hope everyone will have a great holloween and wear a costume????

Yeah let's wear a halloween costume and run around to the claim centers and dealerships dressed liked retards. It will bring back great memories of me in 4th grade when we walked around the school block in a parade and all the people laughed at me. Leave that gay bullshit to the GM's santa cruz.

Tony is going to wear a great costume. He is going to walk around deep throating a dildo, vasoline in his right hand and closed tickets from someone elses branch in his left. He named this costume, The Deep Throating E-Drone Auditor!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

There seems to be alot of animosity toward "the fat chick" at the airport. I know this is Tony's thread section and I don't want be out of line but maybe it's time someone start a thread about her. Just a thought.

now thats just out of line. call her fat, call her thick, call her what you will....just don't call her late for dinner......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahha hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaaha


you just don't have a soul if you didn't think that was funny.

What a fucking tool this chambers is.