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Old 2006-11-01
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Default East Side BM Meeting

so the east side BM meeting was today. anyone want to comment on all the fun stuff our fearless leaders had to say???? ok, i'll start...."like didn't dave carriere look so fucking hot today. ohmygod, i just wanted to take his glasses off and go downtown bloomington on him (if you know what i mean)"

you know, stuff like that!
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so the east side BM meeting was today. anyone want to comment on all the fun stuff our fearless leaders had to say???? ok, i'll start...."like didn't dave carriere look so fucking hot today. ohmygod, i just wanted to take his glasses off and go downtown bloomington on him (if you know what i mean)"

you know, stuff like that!
I have to admit, the downtown bloomington comment was by far the funniest post I've read in my 3 year and 7month membership ever!
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Old 2006-11-05
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I would love to go downtown bloomington on him, yea what a sexy beast
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Old 2006-11-07
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Dave Carrier and Travis Goff were the only two people I ever liked at ERAC. Dave knows this job goes no where for a lot of people. The company isn't designed for all to make it. Just the really spinless ones.
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Old 2007-10-24
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Default Re: East Side BM Meeting

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so the east side BM meeting was today. anyone want to comment on all the fun stuff our fearless leaders had to say???? ok, i'll start...."like didn't dave carriere look so fucking hot today. ohmygod, i just wanted to take his glasses off and go downtown bloomington on him (if you know what i mean)"

you know, stuff like that!
I know this is old, but I think this is one of the funniest posts ever.
What goes on in these meetings nowadays?
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Old 2007-10-24
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People look at naked pics of Yassin and her Persian love daddy....and Makiney aka Bryce gets mini-handjobs from literally everyone. Not to say that handjobs aren't cool, but come on, mini-handjobs?? I get those from bitches running the blackjack tables.

Samoo took a shit and Makiney is what came out.
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Old 2007-10-25
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Yung Joc, don't worry about what took place at the meetings. I spoke to Mak yesterday and he was laughing at your pettiness. Even he wants to know how your wife is doing. FYI, Mak and myself are going to lunch this afternoon in Washington. My advice: don't show up or you will get embarrassed. Mak doesn't like you and was clowning you yesterday.

While we were in the meeting, I made $600 thanks to Mak's incentive plans. Can you beat that? He is a true genius and an American hero. Our bank accounts are getting fatter by the day....and so is your wife!!

Bryce
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Old 2007-10-25
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Joc is Joc. Me is me. I am one of the reasons you lazy fucks make any $$ at all. I am the only reason your ugly, bitch wife stays with you anyway. If you didn't pay for her house and car she would have left a long time ago. You never see her and never hang out with her. She sleeps around while you are on your 12 hours days...We totally banged on my lunch break the other day why you were with Makiney aka yourself.

She only stays because of your money. At least give her a baby. I know you can't though. Your semen is weak and cannot produce life.
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Old 2007-10-25
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My semen weak? Pah-leaze. The only time that it is weak is after your wife has digested it within her intestines. And don't worry about my family life: I am so going to out you tomorrow and you know it.

Pussy boy. Make real money. I may rent cars but I manage tons of people to do it for me. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, PUSS BOX!!! That is how real money is made.

After typing this, I just made $200 in commission at the airport. Can you top that??? $200 in 2 min.

No, you can't can you puss box???
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Old 2007-10-25
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You make your $$. I'll make mine.

Enough said. The way it is made is vastly different. Everyone can see that.
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