another day in paradise

Originally Posted by Unregistered

my area manager answered their phone all day today. sounds like a personal issue with you

Keep drinking your E-koolaid kid, sooner or later you'll have the sour taste left in your mouth.


"Book the deal" , "But we don't have any cars!" "Don't question me kid!"

Originally Posted by Unregistered

my area manager answered their phone all day today. sounds like a personal issue with you

i am so very happy your area manager worked hard today. it will probably be the last. tommorrow he will follow this schedule:

-get out of bed @ 9:45am
-have a quickie with his tiny spanish boyfriend
-leave for "work" @ 11:30am (not before he kisses his tiny spanish boyfriend goodbye)
-takes one of his managers out to lunch while a 3 week MT runs a 75 car branch....laughs about it.....then gets boner thinking about doing a reverese cowgirl with tiny spanish boyfriend later in the evening.
-after lunch, talks to his boss about what daily threatening email should be
-sends daily threatening email to subordinates
-@ 3:30pm has semi-gay tickle fight with fellow area manager....repeatedly looks over shoulder and makes sure tiny spanish boyfriend wasn't watching
-leaves work @ 4pm and goes to ex-wives house.
-@ 4:30pm swear up and down that he is not having an affair with a tiny spanish man (smiles on the inside)
-@ 5:00pm eats dinner with ex-wife and laugh about how hard his day was
-@ 8pm attempts reverese cowgirl with tiny spanish boyfriend and succeeds admirably
-goes to bed @ 10:30pm while watching episodes of NYPD BLUE in spanish at the request of his tiny spanish boyfriend
-sometime around 3am dreams about large, turkish man.....wakes up to nocturnal emission

the end

Originally Posted by Unregistered

my area manager answered their phone all day today. sounds like a personal issue with you

yea right i don't believe your e-shit, i know for a fact most area managers don't answer the phone cause they know they can't help you out for shit, rmemeber book those deals, NEVER SAY NO, looks like your were reprogramed back at the e-factory, you loser, did guz install the chip himself. get a life,

got to love another day in paradise, lets see here came in to work today we all love wednesdays, not 10 deals, 15 cause we can't ever say NO, yea right, 2 cars on the lot, can't gain shit from anyone cause they are in the same boat as we are, customers yelling at me cause i don't have the van that they reserved cause another branch wouldn't swap me even though they didn't have a minivan res, what an ass, and what i have to look forward too in the days to come is a e-mail from admin, cause the customer complained,telling me how i should have handled the situation, heres my response come work at a branch and i guarantee you won't be sending messages blaming me anymore.

i hate work. i hate customers. i don't even want to drive a car to work anymore because i hate them so much. i will ride a bike from now on. and instead of eating lunch i will simply watch every episode of HOUSE OF CARTERS. i will be anti-everything. i will wear a black shirt to work everyday instead of white. i will answer the phone everyday by farting into it. i will makeout with customers instead of shaking their hands. i will put garbage back into cars before renting them and tell the customer, "i'm not sorry for anything you stupid fucking mope."....(insert robot voice) i love erac. i have to go answer phones. i will gladly accept teabags from russian men. fuck erac, fuck robots and fuck everything. this company had made me hate people, cars, being nice and serveral breeds of dog...

ps....aaron carter is a fucking faggot