One more Day till HELL!!!!!!

I hate Thanksgiving and holidays all around for that matter. ERAC has destroyed my will to be nice during the holiday seasons. I can't wait for that first ghetto piece of shit renter to come through the doors and ask for an SUV on cash.......I will probably rent it as well because at this point I don't care. I hope everyone experiences a shitty day tomorrow so no one feels left out of the feeling of utter exhaustion.......I HATE THANKSGIVING>>>>> BUT I HATE ERAC MORE>>>>

[iriswalt]

i got weds thurs and friday off all paid

[no barter]

yea tomm begins a great of bartering i can count on 2 things 1 some dumb ass cash custy saying no one told me the qualifications i rented last year with no problem.
2 a bunch of bartering people coming in trying to lower the rate on minivans,
to all of them i wil throw turkey legs at them instead of sandbags,

i wish everyone a happy thanksgiving and remember



NO BARTER

Originally Posted by iriswalt

i got weds thurs and friday off all paid

Yeah because you are using your vacation days. Anyone moron can do that. Where do you work at?

the following horrible situations will present themselves tommorrw....handle them with whatever discretion you see fit:

-a slighly toasted indian man will attempt to barter down the rate of an economy car....i will throw a garbage bag full of curied chicken at him while dancing to "freak show" by the barkays
-your area/city manager will call you from the comfort of their home build on the back of your sweat and lack of time with your family. they will bitch at you if your occ. is under 93%...i will proceed to burn his house down and piss on the ashes.
-a cash renter with a paystub for $14.94 and a receipt for tampons will try to rent. i will happily hand them the keys to a NCS Maxima and remind them, "for god's sake, please ash on the seats!"
-a customer will walk in the door @ 6:07pm and want to rent a car. i will tell him, "i'm so sorry for your loss." he will say, "what loss???" i will then rip his eye out a la Uma Thurman in KILL BILL VOL.1.
-i will be refferred to as a pussy if i bitch about not getting a lunch in a 13 hour work day.....then i will put a horse head in the bed of the person who called me a pussy.....i'm fucking serious.
-i will get through this day like any other. i will lose just as much love for life as each of the preceeding 14 months have taken. i will eat my turkey on thursday and DREAD working on friday........AT LEAST WE HAVE THE HOLIDAY PARTY TO LQQK FORWARD TO RIGHT????? thats a whole other thread

Here's an idea...the Enterprise health plan should include complimentary Prozac. You my friend should get a double dose.

Love Pharmarep.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

the following horrible situations will present themselves tommorrw....handle them with whatever discretion you see fit:

-a slighly toasted indian man will attempt to barter down the rate of an economy car....i will throw a garbage bag full of curied chicken at him while dancing to "freak show" by the barkays
-your area/city manager will call you from the comfort of their home build on the back of your sweat and lack of time with your family. they will bitch at you if your occ. is under 93%...i will proceed to burn his house down and piss on the ashes.
-a cash renter with a paystub for $14.94 and a receipt for tampons will try to rent. i will happily hand them the keys to a NCS Maxima and remind them, "for god's sake, please ash on the seats!"
-a customer will walk in the door @ 6:07pm and want to rent a car. i will tell him, "i'm so sorry for your loss." he will say, "what loss???" i will then rip his eye out a la Uma Thurman in KILL BILL VOL.1.
-i will be refferred to as a pussy if i bitch about not getting a lunch in a 13 hour work day.....then i will put a horse head in the bed of the person who called me a pussy.....i'm fucking serious.
-i will get through this day like any other. i will lose just as much love for life as each of the preceeding 14 months have taken. i will eat my turkey on thursday and DREAD working on friday........AT LEAST WE HAVE THE HOLIDAY PARTY TO LQQK FORWARD TO RIGHT????? thats a whole other thread

I don't who you are, but you should be the next VP/GM of Group 32. You, my friend, are talented.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I don't who you are, but you should be the next VP/GM of Group 32. You, my friend, are talented.

thanks man......i accept!