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Old 2007-01-05
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Default Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

Who are the most pathetic? You can only vote for the following categories:

1) People who come to the board to bitch but don't have the sack to leave the company (i.e. the prison-bitch)

2) People who come to bitch and still let ERAC affect them AFTER they leave (the bitter beer face)

3) Anonymous pussies who bash people but would never in a million years have the guts to say it to the person's face.


Bet you were excited to read this thread until you got to this point and realized you had a 97% chance of being in one of these categories.

My hat is off to the 3% of people to whom this doesn't pertain. I'd be surprised to get any constructive feedback at all.
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

Surprise. I would have to say category 3 are the most pathetic. The other 2 are personal problems.
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

Well, sir or madam, we are all up early, so I will have to vote, and then I will give my rationale.

Though it is difficult to decide between the three of them, I would have to vote for the ultra-loser: the hybrid between 2 and 3.

the person who left the ERAC already AND decides to stick around and call out people by name on the site, while hiding behind their anonymity.

Here's my rationale for excluding number 1. The so-called "Prison-Bitches" may not have enough of the financial means to leave the company at this point. So, they are more "indentured servants" than "prisoners" in that they will ultimately be able to buy their way to freedom if they stop spending so much on beer, bling-bling, and pornography.

For them, the only outlet is to bitch and moan about their current situation. If they don't have the skills to get a new job they are stuck. When people feel helpless they tend to become resentful of their employers and they start to blame them for all their woes.

It's also less of an affront to complain about Warden Smith when he's still your warden. Have you ever met a Warden the prisoners actually liked? You've seen Shawshank, Cool Hand Luke, or maybe even the Stallone gem Lockup. They always hate the the warden!


My vote is for the people who have already left and are still allowing their lives to be dominated by the green monster months, even years later AND they top it off by trashing people by name.

Plus, you rarely see a movie where an ex-prisoner goes back months later to exact revenge upon the warden. They are too happy to be out, even if they are wearing the ankle bracelet. They just want to move on with their lives on the outside and never look back.

I assume most of them don't hang around the prison yard or come back for visits very often. If they did, people would wonder what was so great on the outside...
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Old 2007-01-05
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

Definitely the "bitter-beer face".

"Every time I try to get out....they pull me back IN!"
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

I'd say number 1. You are not a slave. Every person decides to "sell" his/her time. How much you decide to sell it for is your decision. Price your skill set out of the market for those skills and find yourself unemployed because no one thinks your time is worth as much as you do.

However, there is an extreme disconnect with that reality all over this site. That's why number 1 is the most pathetic. If you are worth more don't complain - just go make more and leave Enterprise in your past.


Obviously, you aren't worth more to ERAC or you'd be earning it by now.
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

Let's say a guys dumps (or gets dumped by his girlfriend). Six months later he's moved on to a new girlfriend and he seemingly really likes her. They get along great. She even pretends to like football and all of his friends.

Now, if a group of his friends found out he had been blogging about her online for the past 6 months, calling her and all of her friends skanks and other derogatory terms what would they say?

First they would call him a big pussy and then an idiot for not getting over her and moving forward with his new girlfriend.

Aforementioned dude = #2 (possibly number 3)

Old girlfriend = ERAC. New girlfriend = new job.

#2 is the biggest loser.
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

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Let's say a guys dumps (or gets dumped by his girlfriend). Six months later he's moved on to a new girlfriend and he seemingly really likes her. They get along great. She even pretends to like football and all of his friends.

Now, if a group of his friends found out he had been blogging about her online for the past 6 months, calling her and all of her friends skanks and other derogatory terms what would they say?

First they would call him a big pussy and then an idiot for not getting over her and moving forward with his new girlfriend.

Aforementioned dude = #2 (possibly number 3)

Old girlfriend = ERAC. New girlfriend = new job.

#2 is the biggest loser.


Just to clarify - you're saying if he was blogging about his OLD girlfriend (i.e ERAC) his friends would think he was a putz? Definitely. People would wonder why he hadn't gotten over it.

I'm sure most people on this site wouldn't be proud if their names were all revealed and then attached to all of their posts.

First of all, their friends and families would realize what toads they were. Then, they'd have to hope they never ran into their targets at the local watering hole in the future.

That kind of coming out party would be downright embarrassing for most, other than the people who make rational arguments and avoid the personal attacks....about 5% of the people on these boards.
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Old 2007-01-05
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

How wrong I was! Great votes and feedback from the masses, and almost evenly split. Is there hope afterall? We'll have to give it some more time. There's no way the constructive comments can last...this is the GP62 thread. Someone is going to have to get on here and say something stupid before long....
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Old 2007-01-05
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

I thought this thread was made to call people out by name and say which of the 3 categories they fall in. I will begin.
Guz. Need I say more. He falls in 2 out of the 3 categories, because he has yet to quit or be canned, but once canned, he will be all 3 because he will cryin to brian about losing his job. He will then wipe his tears with the detroit lions jersey he has because they are losers too. Then he will wish that he went downtown Davenport on steve more so he could have kept his job.

Is this the stupid comment you were looking for?
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Default Re: Your vote: who are the biggest losers?

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Who are the most pathetic? You can only vote for the following categories:

1) People who come to the board to bitch but don't have the sack to leave the company (i.e. the prison-bitch)

2) People who come to bitch and still let ERAC affect them AFTER they leave (the bitter beer face)

3) Anonymous pussies who bash people but would never in a million years have the guts to say it to the person's face.


Bet you were excited to read this thread until you got to this point and realized you had a 97% chance of being in one of these categories.

My hat is off to the 3% of people to whom this doesn't pertain. I'd be surprised to get any constructive feedback at all.
You must be a great ERAC employee. Not even smart enough to post a "real" poll. What a joke.
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