Decatur!! Whats Up

[Green Moses]

So it goes from Decatur, Lamont, Samoo, and now goff. Let me tell you a story with goff in it....

Once upon a time I was one of goff's mgr's. One of the elite I must add!! One day in the office I was in a conversation with an "Interesting customer", better known as ass-hole customer to you and I. I sat there like the brainwashed e-clone I was, smiling, nodding and saying stupid shit like, "I understand completely" or "What was I thinking" and "That was so stupid of me" and then in walked goff.

He observed the lop-sided argument that I was having with the disgruntled customer. My sweat started to bead up on my forehead, I looked at goff, he looked at me and gave me the "head nod". Every real man knows what the true meaning behind the head nod is, ANYTHING GOES! I look back at the customer, take one step back, then thrust a screeching right hand straight jab into the customer's 0805 nose. Blood spewed everywhere and the customer fell through the bottom front window and took off. (everyone thought the front window was busted out from a break in with a thick metal rod)

I rubbed my right hand's knuckles, looked at goff and he so gingerly said with his piercing eye's, "Better clean up that blood, Leroy might slip on it." Then turned away and walked out the back door.

From that day on, I knew not to taking shit from anyone. Like the great saying goes, "You gotta kick somebody's ass the first day or you become somebody's BITCH!"

That's just like the time I was in jail for the murder of Sergio Montoya.......except I used a pillow case full of soda cans (full of soda and unopened). I like that last story because that stupid towel head Borra got what he deserved. I went over to his house once to smoke some opium and the whole place smelled like my cousin's butt-hole....how do I know what my cousin's butt-hole smells like???? Fuck man, there are just some things you don't talk about!