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Old 2007-04-05
Rent a Boy
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Default Here is the Truth about ERAC

A $100,000 a year isn't shit when you work a 60 hour week it comes out to about $32 an hour. Hell I know people who work in factories that pull a $100,000 with over time. Thats all it is, he works overtime its just not guaranteed income its a bonus. Most of the young kids don't look at it as working, but going to work functions dinner, drinks, ect, its all a form of work. The truth is all ERAC people are over worked, ERAC knows that having two managers at $60,000 will cost them more when you factor in benefits, factor benefits at about 3/4 the base so if you make $60,000 with benefits you cost the company about $100,000 so they just have one over worked fuck nut and pay him little more, simple math two for the price of one. Also they want him to get feed up and leave at some point so there is no retirement to pay for. If you think Im full of shit go take a upper management training course thru an independent company, you will see all of the little motivational technics employers use to manipulate the fresh meat, how they butter up the BM's and MT's so they work harder think they will get somewhere. How many of you have heard some of these lines, "You have only been here for six months but you are preforming at a one year level keep up the good work" "You are going to be the next Branch Manager" "You know if you keep up the great job your doing you could be a city manager someday" "I know its tuff right now but we under staffed and it will get better soon" If you really want to find out how little you mean to ERAC do this, ask for sometime aside with your manager to outline a career path, tell him you want to establish some business goals that you can achieve that can tie into the cooperate strategy for the year. He will have something come up so fast or change the subject quick because he knows he has no control over it and he is just a rent a monkey.


Don't get me wrong all cooperate America is corrupt, ERAC is just one of the most corrupt I have ever seen with there Frat Boy Like Mentality, try to find a company that fucks you a little softer.

Do you have rent a cheers

Rent, Rent, drink and fuck
I know renting and washing cars sucks
But in the end it will be ok cause
I can be like brain Makiney
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Old 2007-04-05
SHUTDAFUGUP
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Default Re: Here is the Truth about ERAC

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A $100,000 a year isn't shit when you work a 60 hour week it comes out to about $32 an hour. Hell I know people who work in factories that pull a $100,000 with over time. Thats all it is, he works overtime its just not guaranteed income its a bonus. Most of the young kids don't look at it as working, but going to work functions dinner, drinks, ect, its all a form of work. The truth is all ERAC people are over worked, ERAC knows that having two managers at $60,000 will cost them more when you factor in benefits, factor benefits at about 3/4 the base so if you make $60,000 with benefits you cost the company about $100,000 so they just have one over worked fuck nut and pay him little more, simple math two for the price of one. Also they want him to get feed up and leave at some point so there is no retirement to pay for. If you think Im full of shit go take a upper management training course thru an independent company, you will see all of the little motivational technics employers use to manipulate the fresh meat, how they butter up the BM's and MT's so they work harder think they will get somewhere. How many of you have heard some of these lines, "You have only been here for six months but you are preforming at a one year level keep up the good work" "You are going to be the next Branch Manager" "You know if you keep up the great job your doing you could be a city manager someday" "I know its tuff right now but we under staffed and it will get better soon" If you really want to find out how little you mean to ERAC do this, ask for sometime aside with your manager to outline a career path, tell him you want to establish some business goals that you can achieve that can tie into the cooperate strategy for the year. He will have something come up so fast or change the subject quick because he knows he has no control over it and he is just a rent a monkey.


Don't get me wrong all cooperate America is corrupt, ERAC is just one of the most corrupt I have ever seen with there Frat Boy Like Mentality, try to find a company that fucks you a little softer.

Do you have rent a cheers

Rent, Rent, drink and fuck
I know renting and washing cars sucks
But in the end it will be ok cause
I can be like brain Makiney
Before taking an Upper Level Management course try a typing/grammar and spelling course. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.....having to translate the garbled nonsensesical drivel you have posted makes your thread worse that it already is. You are a fucknut retard who should get back to work cleaning rentals, wearing worn out dirty collared dress shirts from Marshalls and TJ Maxx you fucking tool.
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Old 2007-04-05
Rent a Boy
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Default Re: Here is the Truth about ERAC

What did I strike a chord you rent a bitch?
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Old 2007-04-05
MightyMouse MightyMouse is offline
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Default Re: Here is the Truth about ERAC

hahaha
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Old 2007-04-09
Green Moses Green Moses is offline
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Default Re: Here is the Truth about ERAC

COOPERATE? For Corporate?

Never saw it spelled like that before.

"Book the deal!" "But, we don't have any cars?" "Don't question me kid!"
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