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Old 2007-04-27
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Default Borlando

So how is was the biggest gathering of crumbs in the world??? Let me guess:

-someone got really drunk
-someone hooked up with a slut
-"it was the most fun I've had since my frat days", erac crumb was quoted saying.
-some shit ass band played tunes that were mildly popular before any of you were born (thanks taylor family)
-you learned so much

......well guess what?? You all have to go back to your shit ass lives and work when the whip is cracked on monday. I will continue to work half as much and make twice as much.

"Today I Didn't even have to use my AK...I gotta say, today was a good day"

-Ice Cube
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Default Re: Borlando

Is this the weekend of Whore-lando?

I wonder how many spouses will get cheated on?

Ahhh screw it, its good for morale.

GM says on the way out of town "Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
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Default Re: Borlando

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Is this the weekend of Whore-lando?

I wonder how many spouses will get cheated on?

Ahhh screw it, its good for morale.

GM says on the way out of town "Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
I heard Orlando has nice adult video booths.
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I heard Orlando has nice adult video booths.

we all know that 99% of the managers couldn't get pussy if they walked into a fucking pet store........let's get tiny drunk and end up getting mini handies from dirt bartender slizzies who would boink a russians thumb nail. the only reason for this event is to have an article for the media to write about that shows erac does something for their employees.......other than the mandatory bathroom rapes administered by Steve Thompson and "Crying" Brian Makiney
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Old 2007-04-28
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Default Re: Borlando

I think Yung Joc is ROBERT because ROBERT used to quote him and other rap lyrics and this guy is doing the same thing. Anyone else feel the same way (not that it really matters)
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Default Re: Borlando

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I think Yung Joc is ROBERT because ROBERT used to quote him and other rap lyrics and this guy is doing the same thing. Anyone else feel the same way (not that it really matters)

hey slave to the cock,

i'm not your ex-boyfriend roberto (as you used to call him).....no one else feels the same as you because no one else has had a sex change operations.
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Default Re: Borlando

why do my money posts get taken off of here???? i thought this site was all about free speech and all that jazz......just because i use words like cunt, dyke, blowjob, golden shower, reverse cowgirl, nzai subplot, al queda, weiner, double weiner and dog shit - i get ousted.

well, at least i don't live in san francisco.
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Old 2007-04-30
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Default Re: Borlando

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hey slave to the cock,

i'm not your ex-boyfriend roberto (as you used to call him).....no one else feels the same as you because no one else has had a sex change operations.
Actually never once called Robert Roberto nor have I had this supposed sex change operation you seem to salivate over. Congrats though on getting threads erased by admin. He seems to have you in his sights now.
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Old 2007-04-30
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Default Re: Borlando

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Originally Posted by slave no more View Post
I think Yung Joc is ROBERT because ROBERT used to quote him and other rap lyrics and this guy is doing the same thing. Anyone else feel the same way (not that it really matters)
Slave-- I am everyone on this site, you don't know that already???? I like Cube though. He was good in Boyz N Tha Hood.
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Default Re: Borlando

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why do my money posts get taken off of here???? i thought this site was all about free speech and all that jazz......just because i use words like cunt, dyke, blowjob, golden shower, reverse cowgirl, nzai subplot, al queda, weiner, double weiner and dog shit - i get ousted.

well, at least i don't live in san francisco.
Yeah. It's Robert. He always likes to rib ????? about living in San Fran. Hey Robert, aren't you tired of coming here only to be mocked? It's sad really: You crave attention so badly you don't care if it's good or bad. Just as long as you get noticed.

PS: How far down your neck does that ugly birth mark go? It reminds me of the tattoo George Clooney had in that move From Dusk Till Dawn. Freaky.....
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