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Old 2007-05-22
poor bastard
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20% of the shit ass thing he calls a salary is going to hurt! 35,000 x .20 = $7000 after child support $28,000 oh hell he back to an MT salary the sorry fuck!
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Old 2007-05-23
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This man is officially never leaving ERAC.....he will be a Manager for 30 years, go insane and come back as a car prep/driver. This is a bad spot. If he even wanted to look for another job, he couldn't because of the incrased lack of time....even better, I'm sure this girl's parents love the fact that she told them the father is "some guy that I work with". The fact that she knows her daughter works for ERAC must make them sick....too bad honey, you're caught in a trap now. A truly green baby it will be!
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Old 2007-05-23
Happy ERAC Girl
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Well it was obvious this girl was on a mission when she came to ERAC back in February. She was always flirting and flaunting her big tits around at all the dinner and after work functions. Looks like she got what she deserved, Thank you for calling enterprise home of the 50% off weekend special and free premarital sex and conception of bastard children with a short fat loser.

Jessica you are a ho!

Matt your career is over look elsewhere!
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Old 2007-05-23
Mean Green SEX Machine
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What Branch does Matt manage?? what is his last name??
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Old 2007-05-23
unstopable
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he runs 5a and his last name is Bastard Maker....I think its Irish
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Old 2007-05-23
Rent a Boy
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Sounds like 5a is expecting a baby, maybe enterprise will give Matt and Jess that house and let them rasie the baby up the ERAC way. That sounds like a hit reality show "Growing Up Green, The ERAC Way"
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Old 2007-05-23
Mini Horse
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That show would be depressing....mid-summer, coming home from work (when you really never left) and having no AC. Your 'finished' basement is a flooded mosquito breeding ground, your living room is an Erac shit hole and your kitchen is a tiny office. Upstairs you have old computers all over and a bunch of old tuxedo posters.....yes, that will probably be all that they can afford. what a joke.....both of their lives will be laughable from here on out. WHO YO BABY DADYY!
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Old 2007-05-23
Ha Ha Ha
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We need to buy them a its a boy or girl sign so they can put it in the window of that shitty ass house we can 5A.
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Old 2007-05-23
mini cowboy
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that is a great idea.....maybe we can get a bum and pay him 5 sandwiches to paint the front of the offcie pink or something.....now for an interesting question. how did this leak??? are we to think that they are somehow proud of this situation??? why would they tell anyone, let alone people who would come on here and tell the rest of the group....either they are quite dumb (obviously) or they are actually proud of their current situation.....if you call raising a child (when the mother gets no paid maternity leave) when baby daddy makes chump change and has no time to help something to be proud of then - I hope in 5 years the trailer park you both live in has a paved road so the taxi you call to take you to McDonalds for your "big night out" has access.

Good Luck!!
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Old 2007-05-23
Rent me a Baby Sitter
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Didn't Jessica have a long term boyfriend when she started?? How do you go from that to knocked up by a co-worker in three months??

Two things:

1. PULL OUT and give her the money shot.
2. ITS 2007 use Birth Controll I know its expense on 13 an hour but PPH has programs for poor people.
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